Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for victims and ethics, e.g. condemns jokes about Epstein and genocidal leaders as disrespectful to victims: “If you use Epstein case as a joke or to start fandom discourse you don't give two fucks about the victims”, “If you make 'Jokes' involving genocidal leaders you're a rotten human being”.
- Protective: Strongly advocates for vulnerable groups (kids, fandom creators, animals), e.g. warning that the internet isn't safe for unsupervised children: “I really wish people undesrtood once for all that the internet isn't a safe space to let children roam alone” and defending creators from harassing monoshippers: “learn to act like a normal human and ignore what you dislike”.
- Creative: Consistently produces art, writing, and cosplay, e.g. posting speedpaints and WIPs: “Cream speedpaint 🐰 My art process may be messy, but the final results are cute”, “Working on a creature”, and sharing cosplay projects like Quinlan: “Monsieur Quinlan Duncan, à votre service ! 🦇✨”.
- Thoughtful: Offers nuanced takes on fandom and social issues, e.g. criticizing parasocial behavior vs harmless fan noise: “gringo pode ficar inventando fanfic de gente real ... mas god forbid a gente de gritar e fazer barulho num show” and pointing out that hating all sexual content is unhealthy even as an asexual person: “Having visceral reactions over the slightest sexual thing isn't healthy, and I say this as an Asexual person”.
- Candid: Expresses feelings and opinions honestly, including vulnerability about depression and self-worth, e.g. “Have you ever Felt like your life doesn't worth?... I can't enjoy being alive, it's painful” and joking about intelligence and insecurity: “I am actually quite inteligent, I just don't show it that much”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Often frames disagreements in very strong, insulting language (e.g. calling people 'rotten', 'sebosas', or saying to 'stuck a whole tree up your ass'): “I think If you make 'Jokes' involving genocidal leaders you're a rotten human being”, “papo de gente sebosa que se esconde atrás de trauma pra justificar ser uma pessoa horrível”, “go outside and stuck a whole tree up your ass”.
- Emotionally-exhausted: Frequently describes feeling miserable, unwanted, or burdened by life, suggesting ongoing emotional burnout: “I am feeling miserable today Being awake is making me want to cry”, “When did life became such burden”, “I am so so so so so tired of people reducing Mike to a dumb himbo”.
- Self-critical: Talks very negatively about self and past self, which can undermine confidence: “I hate my younger self so much, but does she would be proud of me?” and “Have you ever Felt like your life doesn't worth?... I can't enjoy being alive”.
- Conflict-prone: Engages directly with ragebait and online drama even while acknowledging it, which can keep conflicts alive: “Eu geralmente ignoro ragebait por engajamento, mas minha nossa senhora tem umas coisas que não dá” and repeatedly venting about platform migration fights: “From now on, I will just block whoever starts with this bullshit and move on” after long complaints.
- Pessimistic: Often anticipates negative outcomes about future or relationships, e.g. fearing dying alone and feeling unwanted: “I legit don't want to be a mother but man, I am the last one of my lineage, I will quite literally die alone” and “Can't stop feeling like I am unwanted arround people”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she's sharp, opinionated, and often feels out of step with everyone around her, much like this user. They show strong moral stances and concern for victims and ethics, e.g. criticizing people who trivialize serious issues in “If you use Epstein case as a joke or to start fandom discourse you don't give two fucks about the victims” and “I think If you make 'Jokes' involving genocidal leaders you're a rotten human being”. Like Lisa’s intellectual side and frustration with others, they say “I am actually quite inteligent, I just don't show it that much” and often call out ignorance, such as “Pelo jeito você precisa aprender geografia básica antes de tentar dizer o que é útil ou não”. They are creative and fandom‑driven (art, cosplay, fic), similar to Lisa’s sax/creative pursuits, shown in posts like “Colorfull baby! 🌈 #IdentityV #mikemorton” and “Cream speedpaint 🐰 My art process may be messy, but the final results are cute and thats what matter”. Finally, their recurring loneliness and existential sadness echo Lisa’s episodes of feeling isolated and burdensome, such as “Have you ever Felt like your life doesn't worth? Like If you're just wasting resources” and “I legit don't want to be a mother but man, I am the last one of my lineage, I will quite literally die alone”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although active online, they often express feeling unwanted or isolated, e.g. “Can't stop feeling like I am unwanted arround people” and “I am feeling miserable today Being awake is making me want to cry”, and are hesitant about sharing their face publicly, as in “I want to show it but I am not really sure to post my face here anymore”. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing because they frequently talk in terms of concepts, hypotheticals, and headcanons rather than concrete facts, like “I want to be the resentfull spirit that torments futures generations of my family but I am a single kid that is repulsed by the idea of giving birth so idk” and detailed relationship dynamics in ships such as “I like to think Norton takes care of Mike… he's afraid of losing him”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their judgments center on values and empathy — condemning jokes about real victims in “If you use Epstein case as a joke or to start fandom discourse you don't give two fucks about the victims” and calling genocidal-leader jokes “rotten” in “I think If you make 'Jokes' involving genocidal leaders you're a rotten human being”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline shows emotional spontaneity, shifting moods, and little emphasis on structure or long‑term planning, with posts like “Working on a creature” and “Writing a crackfic 🙏” reflecting a flexible, creative, go‑with‑the‑flow approach rather than rigid organization. Taken together — introspective, imaginative, values-driven, and spontaneous — this profile best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If being a pathetic bottom Norton enjoyer is wrong, I don’t want to be right – but I’d gladly let you be the Mike to my braincell and just drag me around the manor anyway.
- You say you’re the last of your lineage and want to be the resentful family spirit… if you’d like, I can volunteer to be the poor soul you haunt in life instead of in the afterlife.
- You were reading yaoi at work because ‘the internet is dead’, but have you considered upgrading your feed with live Tonton content starring you and me arguing over who tops Mike and who baby‑girls Norton?
- You fight zoomers misusing ‘lost media’, defend MCR, roast genocidal jokes and AI panic at the same time… I’m starting to think your real main ship is common sense x hot Brazilian multifandom artist, and I’d like to subscribe to that canon.
- You don’t want kids, you’re tired of being the strong one, and you still worry if your younger self would be proud – for the record, 31 y/o Mary who cosplays Quinlan, writes scent kink crackfic and protects victims online is exactly the kind of adult teen-me would have had a massive crush on.
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31 | BR 🇧🇷 • Speaks PT/EN/ES • Artist, cosplayer & Identity V enjoyer • Once compared white rose perfume to a corpse and never fully recovered– @MaryTheFoxy
Your signature cocktail
Multifandom Graveyard Fox-tail
Cachaça is a nod to their Brazilian roots and bold, sometimes unfiltered takes, like when they say “Pelo jeito você precisa aprender geografia básica…” and “Quem inventou absorvente de cobertura seca não tem buceta”. Passion fruit brings a bright, zesty sweetness that mirrors their multifandom enthusiasm and joyful bursts like “Baby marmoset baby marmoset baby marmoset baby marmoset” and their excitement over cosplay in “Guys my Quinlan cosplay is looking SO CUTE omg 😭”. The espresso shot stands for the late-night, mentally overloaded vibes and exhaustion behind tweets like “When did life became such burden” and “I am feeling miserable today Being awake is making me want to cry”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, melodramatic sweetness, channeling their MCR emo heart from “Am depressed because life or I am depressed because of My Chemical Romance” and their love of slightly fucked-up characters like “I am praying for Hernando being deeply fucked on the mind”. Finally, the smoked rosemary sprig represents their literal graveyard-shift goth energy in “Call me Andrew Kreiss because I am being moved to work at the graveyard” and their wish to be a lingering family spirit in “I want to be the resentfull spirit that torments futures generations of my family…”, giving the drink a slightly haunted, aromatic finish. This cocktail is strong, bittersweet, and a little theatrical—just like their unapologetically horny Tonton headcanons in “Do you still love me knowing I see Norton as a pathetic bottom begging to get clow dick?” and their determination to finish the “damn scent kink fic”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mary shows strong Hufflepuff traits in how she values basic decency, fairness, and emotional care for others. She calls out people who trivialize real-world harm, e.g. saying that if you use the Epstein case as a joke "you don't give two fucks about the victims" “If you use Epstein case as a joke or to start fandom discourse you don't give two fucks about the victims” and that making jokes involving genocidal leaders makes you "a rotten human being" “I think If you make 'Jokes' involving genocidal leaders you're a rotten human being”. She is also very protective of kids and vulnerable people, insisting that the internet is not a safe place for children to roam alone “I really wish people undesrtood once for all that the internet isn't a safe space to let children roam alone” and pointing out how mosquitoes are dangerous because they are disease vectors rather than just "not cute" “a lot of mosquitoes are disease vectors… they carry deadly illness”. In fandom, she emphasizes respecting others' work and ignoring what you dislike instead of attacking it “the moment you go comment shit on your NOTPs works I think you should go outside… Learn to act like a normal human and ignore what you dislike”. Even when she is exhausted and feels unwanted, she still reaches out for connection and interaction with others “If you see this tweet leave an interaction, please”, which fits Hufflepuff’s social, community-oriented nature more than the individualistic bent of Slytherin or Ravenclaw. While she has some Gryffindor-style bluntness and Ravenclaw creativity, her core values of fairness, protection, and emotional loyalty align most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their timeline is laced with raw emotions, dark humor and self-deprecation in a way that perfectly fits I'm Not Okay (I Promise). They bluntly admit feelings of misery and worthlessness, like in “Have you ever Felt like your life doesn't worth? Like If you're just wasting resources and someone else who deserved it way more could be in your place?” and “I am feeling miserable today Being awake is making me want to cry”, mirroring the song’s theme of barely holding it together. At the same time, they weaponize humor and attitude against the world, seen in tweets like “I am actually quite inteligent, I just don't show it that much” and “I understand being monoshipper, but the moment you go comment shit on your NOTPs works I think you should go outside and stuck a whole tree up your ass”. Their love for MCR is explicit, with posts such as “Am depressed because life or I am depressed because of My Chemical Romance” and setlist wishes like “Tudo que eu queria era Our Lady of Sorrows e Drowning Lessons”, so choosing an MCR anthem is thematically on point. Overall, the mix of vulnerability, bitterness, fandom intensity, and darkly comedic survivalism makes I'm Not Okay (I Promise) the song that best suits them.
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