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Much like Bart, this user displays a chaotic blend of impulsive behavior, academic/social struggles linked to ADHD, and a tendency to share unfiltered, edgy thoughts. They explicitly credit their medication for turning them into a “motivation monster” while struggling with the hyperactivity of “checking my notifications every 30 seconds”. Their humor often leans into the crude or rebellious, reminiscent of Bart's prankster spirit, such as when they joke that “my farts are covering the vape smell in my room”. Ultimately, both the user and Bart navigate a world of intense emotional highs and lows with a distinct, sometimes self-deprecating, Gen Alpha/Z edge.

Your MBTI personality Type
Marzipan exhibits strong Introversion (I) and Perceiving (P) traits, openly admitting to “internet social anxiety” and displaying a spontaneous, notification-obsessed lifestyle driven by ADHD. Their Feeling (F) preference is evident in their emotionally charged language and deep, long-term romantic longing, such as being “still stuck on a guy... for MORE THAN A YEAR”. The Intuition (N) dimension shows through their imaginative interests in AO3 fanfiction and the desire for AI to “process my ao3 fics and make them into realistic movies”. Overall, their tweets reflect the turbulent, idealistic, and deeply personal inner world characteristic of a Mediated (INFP) personality.

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Digital strategist and ADHD advocate balancing wellness goals with a love for AO3. Once tried to hide my vape smell with a 'natural' alternative. It didn't work.– @marzifreakinpan

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This drink captures a high-energy, chaotic spirit, blending the “motivation monster” buzz of espresso with the bittersweet angst of someone who wants to “fujosh out but i also want to die”. The sugar-free bitters lean into the restrictive “omad today” lifestyle, while the sparkling wine represents the desire for a future where AI can “process my ao3 fics” into movies. It is topped with a marzipan rim to match their handle, creating a cocktail as complex as someone who is “stuck on a guy” they personally ghosted.

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Marzipan demonstrates a strong lean toward Slytherin traits, characterized by an intense focus on self-preservation, ambition regarding their body image, and a certain ruthless wit. They display a calculating mindset toward their goals, such as tracking calories with “omad today chips and sandwich, prob ~700 cals” and maintaining strict discipline with “omad today was pho and watermelon 👼 stayed on track #proud”. Their resourcefulness is seen in their desire for AI to “process my ao3 fics and make them into realistic movies” to satisfy their specific interests. Furthermore, they exhibit a blunt, edgy honesty that borders on the darker side of the house, exemplified by the sharp commentary “thank god he’s killing himself”.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense preoccupation with body image and restrictive eating habits, as seen in tweets like “Holy fuck i am fat” and her tracking of “omad today... prob ~700 cals”. The lyrics capture the desperation of wanting to change oneself to fit an ideal, which aligns with her sentiment: “I need to lose like 10 kg before i can wear this out kms……”. Furthermore, the song’s frantic emotional energy resonates with her ADHD-driven mood swings, moving from feeling like a “motivation monster” to experiencing deep social anxiety. Ultimately, the track encapsulates the digital-age struggle of seeking validation while battling internal self-loathing.

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