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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and proudly unserious. Their bio, “Tweaking and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 are Two sides of the same coin,” suggests the kind of gleeful mischief Bart thrives on. Tweets like “DNI if You don't fw with gromit” show a playful, gatekeeping sense of humor that feels very Bart-like, turning even a silly preference into a dramatic rule. Posts such as “Sex here” and “uncooked breast chicken conference” have that absurd, juvenile comedy energy Bart would absolutely find hilarious. Their excitement over niche fandoms and online chaos, like “Jarvmon agenda in My tl... This is like heaven”, fits Bart’s love of turning everything into a hype-fueled bit. Overall, their timeline reads like someone constantly chasing the funniest, most ridiculous moment—very much in line with Bart’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly outwardly expressive and socially engaged, suggesting Extraversion (E). They openly celebrate interactions and mutuals, like when they gush that when their favorite person follows them they "do three backflips and die by a cerebral concussion" in “When your goat lowkirkgenuinely follows You so You do three backflips and die by a cerebral concussion [picture]”, and they talk about their timeline and oomfs in “That one oomf whose eighteen #birdae is today 👀👀👀👀 @MsLausQuango [picture]”. Their humor and fandom focus point to Intuition (N): they center on ships and concepts like niche OTPs in “When your otps are lowkey niche #jarvmon [picture]” rather than concrete, practical topics, and joke abstractly about “uncooked breast chicken conference” in “uncooked breast chicken conference [picture]”. They seem driven by emotional reactions and enthusiasm, fitting Feeling (F): they frame things in terms of joy, obsession, and vibe, as in “Jarvmon agenda in My tl... This is like heaven [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “CINEMA HAS WON!!!!!+ [picture] [quoted tweet]”. Finally, their posting style suggests Perceiving (P): it’s spontaneous, chaotic, and playful—rebranding on a whim in “Rebranding yay #NewProfilePic #pulptwt #blurtwt #promotwt [picture]” and dropping impulsive, joking statements like “Sex here [picture]” rather than anything structured or planned.

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Chile-based media nerd and occasional chaos gremlin. Once did three mental backflips because a mutual followed back. Opinions on jarvmon updated hourly.– @Massivelobotomy

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with pisco to rep May’s 🇨🇱 roots and chaotic elegance, a nod to her bio, “Tweaking and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 are Two sides of the same coin”. Blood orange juice brings dramatic, cinematic flair worthy of her “CINEMA HAS WON!!!!!+” moment and all her hyperfixations. Spiced hibiscus syrup is bright but slightly off-kilter, channeling the horny absurdity of “Sex here” and the meme-brained chaos of “uncooked breast chicken conference”. Topped with ginger beer, it’s fizzy, loud, and online-coded, perfect for someone who says “DNI if You don't fw with gromit” like it’s a legal requirement. A dash of smoked chili bitters captures the brain-rot intensity of her #jarvmon obsession in “When your otps are lowkey niche #jarvmon” and the unhinged excitement of “When your goat lowkirkgenuinely follows You so You do three backflips and die by a cerebral concussion”. The result is strong, sweet-spicy, and proudly experimental—very Jerker Nation coded.

Your Hogwarts House
★May★’s posting style is loud, impulsive, and boldly unapologetic, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor traits. Their bio, “Tweaking and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 are Two sides of the same coin,” shows a kind of chaotic, head-first energy typical of Gryffindors who lean into intense emotions and experiences rather than moderating themselves. Tweets like “Sex here” and “DNI if You don't fw with gromit” demonstrate a fearless willingness to post provocative or absurd statements publicly and set firm, values-based boundaries about who should interact with them. Their excitement when noticed by someone they admire—“When your goat lowkirkgenuinely follows You so You do three backflips and die by a cerebral concussion”—has an over-the-top, dramatic flair that reads as performative bravery rather than quiet introspection. Overall, the combination of bold humor, dramatic emotional expression, and strong, openly stated preferences makes Gryffindor a better fit than the more calculating Slytherin, studious Ravenclaw, or gently steady Hufflepuff.

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The song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance fits ★May★’s chaotic, cheeky, and hyper-online energy. Their bio, “Tweaking and 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 are Two sides of the same coin,” shows a playful, dramatic self-image that matches the song’s over-the-top angst and irony. Tweets like “Sex here” and “uncooked breast chicken conference” show a surreal, shitpost-y humor that echoes the song’s exaggerated view of youth culture. Their fandom vibes and niche ships, as in “When your otps are lowkey niche #jarvmon” and “Jarvmon agenda in My tl... This is like heaven”, fit the melodramatic, ride-or-die intensity of the song. Even the playful boundary-setting in “DNI if You don't fw with gromit” mirrors the song’s us-vs-them attitude and strong sense of in-group identity.

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