
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Moss is a highly sensitive, introspective 21-year-old who feels like an outsider within their family, often “saying whatever is on my mind” as a form of emotional release. They share Lisa's perfectionist streak and intellectual burden, noting a need to “be more than ordinary... I need to be extraordinary” while simultaneously struggling with deep bouts of existential despair and a “steep decline” in mental health. Their relationship with food and body image reflects Lisa’s own canonical struggles with self-esteem, as seen when Moss mentions being “terrified” of the scale or feeling like the “pits of despair” define their current reality. Ultimately, Moss embodies the more melancholic, artistic side of Lisa—someone who feels things too deeply and struggles to find a place where they aren't “completely isolated”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Moss demonstrates clear Introversion through deep social isolation, stating, “I have no friends and no family there. I’m so completely isolated”. Their Intuitive nature is shown in their abstract search for meaning and identity beyond the ordinary, noting, “I have always just wanted to be more than ordinary and that fuels my ed so badly”. As a Feeling type, they process life through intense emotional internalizations and values, admitting, “I crave the misery. I crave the upset the sadness I crave feeling like I’m dying”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their struggle with structure and consistent habits, often tweeting about failed plans and impulsive reactions like, “Didn’t mean to eat the brownie but an urge hit me”.

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21 | Double major navigating the city. From baking experiments to two-mile treadmill walks, just trying to find the perfect soup-to-ginger-tea ratio.– @Masstif249098

Your signature cocktail
This drink is a complex, high-proof mix that mirrors a life of “saying whatever is on my mind.” The dark bourbon and chili rim represent the 'pits of despair' and the craving for the “misery” and “upset” found in their struggles. The ginger and honey tea base is a nod to their constant soothing ritual because their “tummy hurt” after overdoing it, while the neon Gatorade splash is for the times they feel “a bit dizzy” and need to survive. Finally, the dark chocolate garnish represents their self-admitted “junkorexic” tendencies, creating a drink that is both experimental and deeply “unaesthetic.”

Your Hogwarts House
Moss demonstrates a core Slytherin focus on ambition and meticulous planning to achieve specific personal transformations, often expressing a desire to be “more than ordinary... I need to be extraordinary”. This house’s characteristic resourcefulness and calculation are evident in how they “meticulously planning my meals and workout” and use tools like MyNetDiary for precise control. Their cunning and self-preservation manifest in strategic social maneuvering, such as waiting to restrict until they move so “my family will try and stop me... but once I’m in my own place its a free for all”. Ultimately, Moss’s drive to “get more control in my life again” through discipline and specific end-goals aligns most closely with the Slytherin path.

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The haunting vulnerability of Liability mirrors Moss's deep feelings of isolation and being a 'burden' to those around them. They openly struggle with the legacy of their brother's suicide, tweeting, “I’m the same age he was when he took his life now and every night I understand why.” This song encapsulates the specific loneliness Moss feels as a self-described “terrible friend” who is “completely isolated” while navigating a complex relapse. Just as the song describes a fickle relationship with oneself, Moss oscillates between trying to recover and “craving the misery” of their eating disorder. Ultimately, the track reflects the somber reality of someone who feels they are “too much” for the world to handle.

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