Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for BSD and specific characters, e.g. rewatching the series for the 7th time and calling Ango the best: “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time… Ango is the best bsd char guys”.
- Humorous voice: Uses exaggerated, meme-like phrasing to cope and entertain, such as joking about failing classes for anime: “might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango am I right guys ahahhahah”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of yearning and frustration, for example: “Yearn yearn yearn yearn yearn yearning”.
- Creative artist: Uses drawing as an outlet, clearly identifying as someone who makes yaoi art: “I draw yaoi til I feel better”.
- Relatable student: Shares everyday school experiences in a way others can identify with, like complaining about repetitive questions in class: “Me when people ask a question the teacher just answered like 2.3 seconds ago”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses extreme language about harm or death when distressed, e.g. wishing for a bullet to the head: “I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔”.
- Emotional avoidance: Explicitly refuses to talk about feelings, relying only on distraction: “No I DONT talk about my feelings, no I WONT say what’s wrong. I draw yaoi til I feel better”.
- Academic neglect: Downplays school performance and jokes about failing classes in favor of rewatching anime: “might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango”.
- Rumination tendency: Describes getting stuck on upsetting thoughts that keep them up at night: “I hate when I get reminded of something and it keeps me up all night because i keep tweaking over it”.
- Harsh self-view: Speaks very negatively about their life and self, e.g. calling it a “stupid Baka life”: “I hate my stupid Baka life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s the archetype of the stressed, overthinking gifted kid who copes through niche obsessions and art. This user is clearly academically pressured yet escaping into fandom, saying they’re “rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango” “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango am I right guys ahahhahah (Ango is the best bsd char guys)”, which feels very Lisa‑coded: smart, but overwhelmed and using media as a lifeline. Their intense emotional spirals and rumination (not being able to sleep because they “keep tweaking over it” and wanting “a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head” “I hate when I get reminded of something and it keeps me up all night because i keep tweaking over it. I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔”) resemble Lisa’s anxious, overthinking nature. They also refuse to talk about their feelings and instead create art—“I draw yaoi til I feel better” “No I DONT talk about my feelings, no I WONT say what’s wrong. I draw yaoi til I feel better and if I don’t I KILL MYSLEF”—which parallels Lisa’s use of music and creativity as emotional outlets. Under the chaotic humor and melodrama, there’s a sensitive, yearning, slightly burnt‑out kid trying to survive through hyperfixations, which is very much Lisa Simpson energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted (I), focusing on solitary coping and internal life rather than social events, as seen in “No I DONT talk about my feelings, no I WONT say what’s wrong. I draw yaoi til I feel better and if I don’t I KILL MYSLEF” and the way they immerse themselves in rewatching BSD instead of mentioning hanging out with others in “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango…”. Their interests and expressions suggest intuition (N): they’re drawn to fictional worlds, character dynamics, and abstract yearning like “Yearn yearn yearn yearn yearn yearning” rather than concrete, practical topics. They lead with emotion over logic, fitting feeling (F): they dramatize their distress and attachment, e.g. “I hate when I get reminded of something and it keeps me up all night because i keep tweaking over it. I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔” and their intense love for characters in “My two favorite characters 🥹”. The tone of self-deprecation, academic chaos, and impulsive coping (drawing, binging shows) points toward perceiving (P) rather than structured planning, as in “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango…”. Altogether, their inner-focused fandom obsession, emotional intensity, and somewhat chaotic lifestyle are most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re rewatching BSD for the 7th time while failing classes, might I suggest an 8th subject: advanced studies in ‘Zai x Me’? I promise I’ll be more comforting than Ango… maybe.
- You said you cope by drawing yaoi till you feel better—counter offer: we skip the angst, I bring snacks, you draw us as doomed Oda/Ango old men yaoi, and we call it ‘therapy’.
- That tweet about needing a lobotomy or a bullet to the head because you overthink… I can’t fix your brain, but I can sit up with you at 3 a.m. overthinking together like it’s our shared mental illness side quest.
- You hate your ‘stupid Baka life’, but hear me out: if I call you ‘baka’ affectionately while we scroll through your favorite BSD men, it upgrades from ‘stupid Baka life’ to ‘stupid Baka romance arc’.
- You keep tweeting about yearning and your two favorite characters—how about we let them keep being tragic while we speedrun a happy ending for us instead? Very non-canon, very self-indulgent, 10/10 would ship.
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Zai | BSD rewatcher on round 7 | Probably should study, instead I analyze tragic men & call it character research | Yaoi art as therapy– @masturbatezai
Your signature cocktail
Yearn & Burn Ango-tini
The overproof dark rum matches their intense, slightly self-destructive energy, like when they say “I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔”. Blackcurrant liqueur brings a sweet, dramatic angst that fits their endless longing in “Yearn yearn yearn yearn yearn yearning”. Yuzu juice adds a sharp, bright chaos that feels like failing classes but still rewatching BSD because “atleast I have Ango am I right guys”. The coffee liqueur is the tired student brain that stays up spiraling, echoing “it keeps me up all night because i keep tweaking over it”. Finally, a dash of chili bitters represents their explosive coping mechanism of “I draw yaoi til I feel better and if I don’t I KILL MYSLEF”, turning all that unhinged yaoi-fueled pain into a spicy, unforgettable sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Zai shows strong Ravenclaw traits through obsessive interest and rewatching a favorite series for the seventh time despite other life pressures, as seen in “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango am I right guys ahahhahah (Ango is the best bsd char guys)”. This kind of intense, almost academic fixation on a niche subject reflects a very Ravenclaw-style focus on special interests and deep dives into specific topics. Their emotional processing is highly introspective and channeled into art, as in “No I DONT talk about my feelings, no I WONT say what’s wrong. I draw yaoi til I feel better and if I don’t I KILL MYSLEF”, suggesting creativity as a primary coping and expression tool. Even when they describe spiraling thoughts in “I hate when I get reminded of something and it keeps me up all night because i keep tweaking over it. I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔”, it reads as an overactive, relentless mind rather than simple despair. While there are hints of Gryffindor drama and Slytherin self-preservation language, the dominant pattern is a highly mental, self-reflective, creatively expressive person, which aligns best with Ravenclaw.
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Teen Idle - MARINA
The song Teen Idle fits them because it captures that dramatic, self-deprecating, school-stressed chaos they project online. They joke about academic struggles while obsessing over their comfort character, like in “I’m rewatching bsd for like the 7th time, might be failing multiple classes but atleast I have Ango”, which echoes the song’s themes of wasted youth and distraction. The intense self-destructive humor in “I hate when I get reminded of something and it keeps me up all night… I need a fucking lobotomy or a bullet to the head 💔💔💔” and “No I DONT talk about my feelings… I draw yaoi til I feel better and if I don’t I KILL MYSLEF” aligns with the song’s dark, melodramatic outlook on teen emotions. Their constant yearning in “Yearn yearn yearn yearn yearn yearning” mirrors the song’s fixation on wanting more from life while feeling fundamentally messed up. Overall, Teen Idle matches their mix of morbid humor, emotional volatility, and aestheticized angst.
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