Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Makes original distraction games and polls for others, like the plan your perfect valentine's day thread: “plan your perfect valentine's day ༘⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴ a distraction🪡 for edtwt or anyone who wants to participate”.
- Supportive: Frames edtwt as mostly comforting and pushes back on more toxic spaces: “edtt is only ‘more locked in’ bc they’re pro ana and actively encourage each other to get worse whereas edtwt is 99% just supportive and comforting”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes the harm of the space and her own behavior, jokingly calling out the double standard: “anyone younger than me on shedtwt needs to get off NOW!!! ... me, however, it is perfectly fine”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes to talk about difficult topics, e.g. “anorexic teenage girl: this is what i eat in a day random ass gym bro MAN: i have something to say about that and no i will not acknowledge your obvious eating disorder”.
- Openhearted: Shares vulnerable experiences with friends and followers, like telling a friend about her eating disorder: “guys i told my friend my deepest darkest secret…aka that i have an eating disorder”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly encourages extreme restriction and purging despite pain, such as asking if it’s okay to purge with stomach pain: “please help is it okay to purge while my stomach hurts will it make it worse”.
- Body-obsessed: Constantly fixates on weight, BMI, and being thinner, like aiming for a very low BMI in her college to-do list: “to do list for when college arrives get thicker eyebrows somehow dye hair blue learn makeup be bmi 16”.
- Validation-seeking: Ties self-worth to others’ reactions and being seen as skinny, as in telling a friend her ED and celebrating that he thinks she’s skinny: “so yayy he thinks im skinny”.
- Impulsive: Frequently makes abrupt resolutions and reversals about food and habits, like declaring she’s quitting binging then quickly posting an ‘update’ about failing with chocolate chips: “update: chocolate chips. i have failed tomorrow is day one”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses extreme language toward others she disapproves of, for example: “1. if this is you genuinely end your life”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s an intellectually and emotionally intense teen who overthinks everything and is very online about her values, much like this user. The user shows self-awareness and social critique, for example calling out racial dynamics in media in “imo uncle roger and everyone like him is a modern form of minstrelsy”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to analyze culture and politics. They’re also deeply anxious about their body, food, and future, with posts like “to do list for when college arrives get thicker eyebrows somehow dye hair blue learn makeup be bmi 16” and “alright guys give it to me straight. if i'm currently 156cm/5'1.5 and i just got my period two months ago but my diet is really bad and unhealthy is it possible for me to keep growing???”, mirroring Lisa’s precocious worry about growing up. Like Lisa, they combine vulnerability with sharp humor and self-deprecation, as seen in “you need to prioritize precal over anything else” SHUT UP DAD EATING DISORDER FIRST and “i’m so fat and chopped and fat and chopped and fat and chopped and”. Even their efforts to create community and structured distractions for others, such as “plan your perfect valentine's day ... a distraction🪡 for edtwt or anyone who wants to participate” and the various polls/threads they host, parallel Lisa’s role as someone who tries to help and organize others despite her own inner turmoil.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they openly share personal struggles and constantly spark interaction, e.g. asking for votes and suggestions in multiple polls like “option 1 and 2 are really close guys vote vote vote” and “interaction bait alert how tall are yall?”, and considering making a TikTok and asking if followers would watch “guys i lowk want to make a tiktok would yall follow and if so what should i post…”. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: they often extrapolate and generalize from specific things into opinions or symbolism, like calling a tree thinspo “why is this tree lowkey thinspo” and critiquing Uncle Roger as a “modern form of minstrelsy” in a cultural-abstract way “imo uncle roger and everyone like him is a modern form of minstrelsy”. Their tone shows strong Feeling preferences: they focus on emotional experience and moral judgment, e.g. defending vulnerable people and calling someone a “horrible person” for asking purging tips “hey so stop fucking asking people going through bp addiction for purging tips 😃 you’re a horrible person” and expressing concern for younger users “anyone younger than me on shedtwt needs to get off NOW!!! it is extremely harmful for little bebes such as yourselves”. The Perceiving side shows in their spontaneity and self-admitted lack of strict structure: they frequently reset resolutions impulsively like “okay that’s it. i am officially quitting binging. today is day zero but tomorrow will be day one” and then quickly update or change course “update: chocolate chips. i have failed tomorrow is day one”, as well as making many threads and polls on a whim “guys i’m inspired to make a thread/poll what should i do”. Overall, their outwardly expressive, emotionally charged, idea-generating, and somewhat scattered tweeting style fits ENFP best: sociable and engaging, values-driven and empathetic, with lots of creative, sometimes chaotic plans rather than rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we paint pottery together, I’m calling dibs on the mug that says “gurt’s hit tweet fuel” on one side and “cheesy bean slop enthusiast” on the other—wanna be my co-artist this weekend?
- You said that tree was thinspo, but honestly I think it’s the other way around—somewhere on edtwt there’s a tree tweeting “why is gurt lowkey thinspo.”
- You’re out here planning distraction threads for edtwt, shaving your legs ‘for bodychecks only,’ and still stressing precal—can I apply to be your extra-credit assignment in ‘learning how to treat gurt gently’?
- You made a whole ‘plan your perfect Valentine’s Day’ thread as a distraction, but hear me out: dinner with salmon and asparagus (no purging, only complimenting), pottery painting after, then we wash our hair so life feels like your tweet. That’s my official submission for Option 3.
- If you’re 156 cm and hoping for 5'3, we can compromise: I’ll be the extra two inches of confidence telling you you’re already hotter than any “perfect weight chart” you make—BMI: 18s, but flirting potential: off the graph.
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Your new Twitter bio
16 • she/her • 156cm. Part-time pottery painter, full-time precalc avoider. Once ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies in 8 minutes for “science.”– @matchakitkatxx
Your signature cocktail
The Gurt Squad Fizz 98
This cocktail is light, bubbly, and a little chaotic—just like Gurt refreshing her timeline every five seconds, laying "hit tweets like eggs" while still somehow self‑dragging about precalc and being "so out of shape" after a nine‑minute pilates video (“i’m just laying hit tweets like eggs from a chicken wow”, “you need to prioritize precal over anything else” SHUT UP DAD EATING DISORDER FIRST, “i'm actually so out of shape ts is crazy”). Sparkling yuzu soda captures her bright, hyper-online energy and love of interaction bait, from build‑your‑own room polls to mug inspo threads (“build your own room poll !! distraction thread for edtwt or anyone who enjoys like and subscribe to join the gurt squad”, “GUYS i’m going to be painting pottery with my best friend this weekend give me mug inspo”). Rose lychee syrup nods to her soft, cute aesthetic—Korean-American, hearts, and baby-talk bio energy—along with her giddy excitement over tiny joys like corn-and-yogurt lunches and cherished mugs (“i love my mug so much i’ll never shut up about this”, “i’m genuinely so excited for lunch tomorrow i love corn and i love yogurt AND it’s only 360 calories”). A low-ABV soju splash keeps it teen-appropriate but still slightly dangerous, mirroring how she jokes about self-destruction and eating disorder behaviors while knowing it’s harmful, from purging questions to "day one" anti-binge vows (“please help is it okay to purge while my stomach hurts will it make it worse”, “okay that’s it. i am officially quitting binging. today is day zero but tomorrow will be day one”). Blue butterfly pea tea ice cubes reference her hair color experiments and desire to dye it blue, plus her shifting self-image between binge days and "back in the 98 pound range" celebrations (“yall im back in the 98 pound range!!”, “yall i think i should cut my hair its getting a bit out of hand pls suggest me haircuts”, “i’m very much considering buying ts btw it’s only 80 dollars total and supposedly could make me lose a lot of weight”). Finally, vanilla yogurt foam on top is a playful homage to her beloved yogurt lunches and the way she tries to turn edtwt into a slightly cozier, more comforting corner of the internet with distraction threads and build‑your‑own games (“plan your perfect valentine's day ༘⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴ a distraction🪡 for edtwt or anyone who wants to participate”, “edtt is only “more locked in” bc they’re pro ana and actively encourage each other to get worse whereas edtwt is 99% just supportive and comforting”).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline emphasizes community, mutual support, and a desire to protect others more than ambition or glory. They explicitly center caring for vulnerable people on the app, warning younger users with “anyone younger than me on shedtwt needs to get off NOW!!! it is extremely harmful for little bebes such as yourselves to cut and starve. me, however, it is perfectly fine”, and condemning harmful behavior with “hey so stop fucking asking people going through bp addiction for purging tips 😃 you’re a horrible person and if you can’t figure it out on your own too fucking bad”. They value fairness and safety in their corner of Twitter, for example by urging people to speak up about a dangerous user in “if you even THINK you know who this is please speak up, there are multiple people in the comments saying they might know who it is so just fucking say something”. Their loyalty to their online community shows in things like follower-cleanup that focuses on genuine mutuals (“okay update i’m basically unfollowing everyone i don’t recognize on sight 😶🌫️ idk man i want to rebuild my following naturally”) and their “gurt squad” identity-building in “build your own room poll !! distraction thread for edtwt or anyone who enjoys like and subscribe to join the gurt squad”. Even when discussing their own struggles, they lean toward encouragement and distraction threads like “plan your perfect valentine's day … a distraction🪡 for edtwt or anyone who wants to participate”, which fits Hufflepuff’s kindness and supportive nature more than the sharper ambition of Slytherin or the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
jealousy, jealousy - Olivia Rodrigo
A well-suited song is jealousy, jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo because it captures body comparison, insecurity, and dark humor in a very online, teen way. They frequently frame themselves through weight and appearance, like celebrating being back in a certain range: “yall im back in the 98 pound range!!” and obsessing over thinness: “i wish i had thin ankles sooo bad they don’t get the recognition they deserve”. The song’s spiral of envy and self-critique mirrors their posts about feeling “fat and chopped” and chasing lower BMI: “to do list for when college arrives get thicker eyebrows somehow dye hair blue learn makeup be bmi 16” and “i’m so fat and chopped and fat and chopped and fat and chopped and”. At the same time, their playful, meme-heavy tweeting style and self-awareness about edtwt drama—like “SOME people when anorexic people act anorexic”—matches the song’s mix of angst and irony rather than pure gloom. Overall, the song reflects their ongoing tension between wanting to recover and being drawn deeper into comparison culture online.
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