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With his mocking, aggressive demeanor and eagerness to bully others ('Por qué no se mata si no tiene facha ni minas???'), this user resembles Nelson Muntz, the notorious fifth-grade prankster and bully in The Simpsons. Nelson's iconic 'Ha-ha!' taunt could easily be imagined coming from this user when he ridicules things like buying romantic gestures to try to 'get laid' ('El tipo quería mojar por pagarse 8 lucas de una pizza y un ramo'). Both seem to derive amusement from the misfortunes and insecurities of others, though the user's remarks veer into much more vulgar territory than a children's show would allow.

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Unapologetic tech bro | Football fanatic 🏈 | Edgy meme connoisseur | Ask me about crypto, but only if you're ready to hear some harsh truths 💰 | Fun fact: I once ate 15 empanadas in one sitting– @mateorieve

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Based on his cunning irreverence ('Me fascina como usa terminología feminista para decir que no se visten tan putonas'), anti-establishment tendencies ('Perón gobernando Industrializacion en marcha Otro país'), and occasional glorification of unsavory tactics ('Se me pegó esa canción federal de cuando se mete cuchillo brota sangre'), this user aligns well with the ambitious, cunning, and sometimes unscrupulous qualities of Slytherin house. His aggressive clashes with others ('Estos gorditos que se hacen los barras son infumables') and self-serving attitude also echo Slytherin's emphasis on ambition and looking out for oneself above all else. While he has some redeeming traits like passion and self-awareness, his overall edgy persona seems muy Slytherin.

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On this shockingly dark and disturbing track, Eminem launches into a vicious, misogynistic tirade against his ex-wife Kim filled with violent imagery and profanity. The song's utter lack of boundaries and good taste aligns perfectly with this user's love of gleefully offensive jokes and shock humor like 'Se me pegó esa canción federal de 'cuando se mete cuchillo brota sangre a borbotones por eso hay que andar de rojo así no se ven los manchones'.' Just as 'Kim' was hugely controversial for its lyrical transgressions, this user seems to revel in provoking outrage and pushing the limits of vulgarity.

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