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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, self-aware, and prone to turning everyday observations into mini-essays. Like Lisa, they hop nimbly between high culture and pop culture, from reading Wuthering Heights and getting distracted by Victorian diction in “Leyendo Wuthering Heights para ponerme a tono. Dos cosas: me distraen mucho los 'ejaculated' decimonónicos.” to obsessing over Beatles trivia in “Como volví a la ciudad volví también a mi obsesión por lo bitle…”. They have a philosophical streak and social antennae, captured in thoughts like “Imperios han caído por el miedo al vacío.” and “He notado últimamente que a la gente hay que hablarle con frases más cortas porque ya te quieren scrollear.”. Their wry moral sense and annoyance with superficiality echo Lisa’s, for example in “Muchas críticas de cine que leo últimamente parecen decir 'no lo hicieron como me hubiese gustado', pero no mucho más.”. And their affectionate attention to animals and small domestic dramas—like the cat Galo and the rescued moth in “Galo, que anda en una racha cazadora… Fue rescatada y liberada.”—fits Lisa’s combination of sensitivity, irony, and quiet earnestness.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert who enjoys observing and commenting more than actively seeking social stimulation. There’s affection for people at a distance (kids, office workers, bar conversations) but also a clear tilt toward solitary intellectual pleasures like reading Wuthering Heights and Balzac, as in “Leyendo Wuthering Heights para ponerme a tono.” and long walks around Buenos Aires, which suggests I over E. Their timeline is saturated with abstraction, patterns and wordplay rather than concrete how‑to details: musing that “Imperios han caído por el miedo al vacío.” and noticing that Emerald Fennell’s two names are both green in “De Emerald Fennel rescato que los dos elementos de su nombre son verdes.” indicates a strong N preference. They process the world through analytic detachment and classification more than overt empathy, for instance reframing criticism logically in “Muchas críticas de cine que leo últimamente parecen decir 'no lo hicieron como me hubiese gustado', pero no mucho más.” and even labeling a ChatGPT pattern as “contrastive reframing” in “me dijo que no lo va a hacer más, pero también me dio el nombre retórico: contrastive reframing.”, which fits T over F. Their life appears flexible and exploratory rather than scheduled: joking about not going to get tomatoes in “No fui a buscar tomates.” and noticing how they drift into obsessions like Beatles ephemera in “Como volví a la ciudad volví también a mi obsesión por lo bitle…” is more P than J. Overall, the mix of introverted, curious, pattern‑spotting, analytical, slightly chaotic humor is most consistent with INTP.

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Writer of tiny theories about Beatles, cheese, cats & cities. Once compared a lagartija to the Resistance hiding in a Nazi bunker and never recovered.– @MateoSchpr

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This spritz riffs on their self-aware porteño mood and Beatles obsession, nodding to “The Argentine Stay 🧹🚪” and the Lennon quote in “Sí, tipo un año. Strange days indeed, most peculiar.”. Yerba mate–infused gin brings caffeinated, talky energy for someone who can go from rare earths to K-pop demons, as in “Leyendo sobre tierras raras me entero de la existencia del terbio…” and “Cuando te copaste mucho con KPop Demon Hunters y ves demonios por todos lados.”. The dry vermouth with lemon reflects his sharp, slightly skeptical takes like “Muchas críticas de cine que leo últimamente parecen decir 'no lo hicieron como me hubiese gustado'…”. A bittersweet red vermouth reduction with smoked salt rim embodies the heat-and-existential-angst vibe of “Alguien me había dicho que se había terminado la ola de calor en Buenos Aires. No me acuerdo quién sos pero te odio.” and “Imperios han caído por el miedo al vacío.”. The grapefruit fizz keeps it light and conversational, like “He notado últimamente que a la gente hay que hablarle con frases más cortas porque ya te quieren scrollear.”, while the single basil leaf is that small, oddly specific detail he always notices, from “No sé por qué los niños sienten que el queso rallado tiene que cubrir toda la superficie de la pasta…” to “Cuando le cortás las uñas a tu gato es tipo, bueno, por lo menos hice eso hoy.”.

Your Hogwarts House
Mateo’s timeline is dominated by curiosity, associative thinking, and literary/nerdy references, which are classic Ravenclaw traits. He dives into details like 70s rock release dates in “Billion Dollar Babies, feb 1973 Artaud, oct 1973” and notices historical minutiae such as Lennon’s stationery in “Me sorprende que en el 77, en Nueva York, Lennon siguiese usando papelería con membrete de Apple.”, showing a mind that enjoys close observation and context. His reading habits—Wuthering Heights, biblical references, and film/Oscar marathons—surface in tweets like “Leyendo Wuthering Heights para ponerme a tono.” and “Estoy viendo todas las de los Oscars.”, underscoring a love of learning across media. He openly reflects on language and etymology in “Leo en la trivia de imdb... así que voy a empezar a escribir Matteo, Mathéo, etc.” and “En mi vida hay un antes y después al enterarme de que 'Disney' viene de D'Isigny, ciudad normanda de reputada manteca.”, which is pure Ravenclaw delight in words and knowledge. Even his humor is highly conceptual and analytical, from metalanguage about rhetoric in “me dio el nombre retórico: contrastive reframing.” to philosophical anxiety about layers of reference in culture in “A veces me agarra una ansiedad abismal... Empezás a desarmar y no queda nada.”. While he shows warmth toward animals and people, the dominant throughline is intellectual playfulness, cultural analysis, and wit—placing him most solidly in Ravenclaw rather than the more courage-, loyalty-, or ambition-driven houses.

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A well‑suited song is “Eleanor Rigby” because it matches their mix of melancholy, observational humor, and quiet fascination with everyday people. They repeatedly show a Beatles obsession, e.g. wondering “Mirá si un Beatle se caía de la terraza.” and joking about casting in a Beatles movie with “Si te casteasen en la peli de los Beatles, de quién te gustaría hacer?”. Like the song’s focus on ordinary lives and small tragedies, they zoom in on tiny, almost mundane details—“Los niños te tironean y hacen ver las muestras tan rápido que después tenés que reconstruir el guión de la expo como un arqueólogo” and “'Cada día laburo peor', escuchado a oficinista en el bajo.”. Their tone often blends loneliness or existential worry with wit, as in “Todavía quedan vacantes para la nada.” and “He notado últimamente que a la gente hay que hablarle con frases más cortas porque ya te quieren scrollear.”, which echoes the song’s quiet sadness about human disconnection. Even their playful philosophical riffs—like worrying that if you deconstruct The Simpsons and The Beatles “no queda nada” in “A veces me agarra una ansiedad abismal…”—fit the introspective, slightly haunted mood of Eleanor Rigby.

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