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The user’s bio calls them a "Professional hater and over reactor", which mirrors Homer’s frequent overreactions and venting about his favorite teams, as seen in the tweet "I will give an estimate that 55% of the LSU fanbase are terrible human beings". Their impulsive, exaggerated promises such as "I will rub peanut butter all over my body and lick it off if Jerry Neuheisel joins the Ole Miss staff" echo Homer’s classic hyperbolic vows like "I’ll do anything for a donut". The stream of meme‑filled, catch‑phrase heavy posts (e.g., "Do it for Elijah Moore", "I’m on a 1+ year goon free streak and now it’s over", "Son why") reflects Homer’s love for slap‑stick humor and nonsensical chatter. Like Homer’s obsessive fandom of the Springfield Isotopes, this user obsessively follows LSU and Ole Miss football, constantly reacting to every news bite. Overall, the chaotic, emotional, and comedic style aligns best with the over‑the‑top yet loveable personality of Homer Simpson.

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The user posts constantly and engages with many other accounts, showing a high‑energy, outward style – e.g., "I’m on a 1+ year goon free streak and now it’s over" – which points to Extroversion. Their tweets focus on immediate, concrete details of college football and meme culture, such as "I hope LSU fans understand that Pete is allowing Frank Wilson to coach their Texas Bowl!" and the hyper‑specific promise "I will rub peanut butter all over my body and lick it off if Jerry Neuheisel joins the Ole Miss staff," indicating a Sensing preference. They often make analytical, rating‑based comments like "What would y’all rank Pete Golding’s staff additions thus far? I’d say 9/10" and "I will give an estimate that 55% of the LSU fanbase are terrible human beings," reflecting a Thinking decision style. Their content jumps rapidly between topics, memes, jokes, and impulsive challenges ("Do it for..."), showing flexibility and spontaneity characteristic of Perceiving. This combination of energetic interaction, concrete focus, logical evaluation, and spontaneous posting aligns with the ESTP personality type.

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SEC rumor mill junkie & meme curator. Ole Miss fan who once vowed to slather peanut butter on himself if a TE coach lands. #SipAndStir– @MattBeBald

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This drink captures the Southern grit of a college football fan with bourbon as its base, echoing the user’s love for SEC drama. The peanut butter whiskey nods to the wild bet: "I will rub peanut butter all over my body and lick it off if Jerry Neuheisel joins the Ole Miss staff". A dash of hot sauce adds the heat of a "professional hater and over reactor" who declares "I’ll give an estimate that 55% of the LSU fanbase are terrible human beings". Lemon juice provides a sour edge that mirrors the tweet "I’m on a 1+ year goon free streak and now it’s over". Finally, a splash of cola smooths the chaos, like the occasional calm when they say "Only people who are a fan of a school in Mississippi who made a playoff can comment on this post".

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The user's consistent focus on supporting Ole Miss, such as repeatedly demanding "I want Jerry Neuheisel now @CoachGolding" and pledging extreme actions like "I will rub peanut butter all over my body and lick it off if Jerry Neuheisel joins the Ole Miss staff", shows a deep loyalty. They also frequently rally fans with "Do it for Elijah Moore", "Do it for Tre Harris", and "Do it for Dayton Wade", which exemplifies the Hufflepuff trait of teamwork and dedication to a cause. Their protective stance, like "Muting every LSU account that I see just in case Ole Miss loses September 19th", reinforces a protective, community‑oriented mindset. While the user is outspoken and sometimes confrontational, the primary driver behind their tweets is a desire to see their team succeed rather than personal ambition or cunning, aligning more with Hufflepuff's loyalty than Slytherin's scheming. Overall, the pattern of unwavering support, teamwork, and dedication to Ole Miss points to Hufflepuff as the best fit.

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MattBeBald’s bio calls himself a 'Professional hater and over reactor,' and his tweets constantly berate rival fans ('I’ll give an estimate that 55% of the LSU fanbase are terrible human beings') while obsessively demanding staff moves ('I want Jerry Neuheisel now @CoachGolding,' 'I will rub peanut butter all over my body and lick it off if Jerry Neuheisel joins the Ole Miss staff'). The lyrics of Billie Eilish’s 'Bad Guy' – especially the line 'I’m the bad guy, duh' – capture that self‑identified villainous, contrarian persona. The song’s cheeky, unapologetic tone mirrors his meme‑filled, over‑the‑top reactions ('I’m on a 1+ year goon‑free streak and now it’s over'). His repeated 'Do it for…' chants (e.g., 'Do it for Elijah Moore') reflect the track’s relentless, mischievous energy. Overall, 'Bad Guy' fits both his hateful self‑image and his chaotic, hyper‑reactive posting style.

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