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Matthew shares Lisa's academic drive and social consciousness, despite the heavy emotional struggles they both face. Just as Lisa is a straight-A student who cares deeply about justice, Matthew mentions “passing my classes NOW (all As btw 🥹)” and expresses strong political stances, stating, “I will never support kidnapping of innocent people” regarding ICE. Both characters experience deep feelings of alienation and sadness, with Matthew often turning to online communities for the validation Lisa seeks in music and books. Furthermore, Matthew's desire to “get better mentally so I can get a job” to help their family echoes Lisa's sense of responsibility and maturity beyond her years.

Your MBTI personality Type
Matthew exhibits Extroversion through a constant need for social interaction and external validation, frequently asking for followers or companionship, such as “Ask me anything please I’m lonely”. Their Intuitive side is shown through an preoccupation with symbolic identity and future-oriented escapism, like his fixation on “moving to Canada”. As a Feeling type, his posts are highly emotional and centered on personal relationships and values, notably when he tells followers to “block me immediately” if they support certain political organizations. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his impulsive, unstructured lifestyle and lack of planning, often tweeting about spontaneous decisions like “Might slit my wrist tonight idk I’m thinking about it” or his erratic sleep and eating habits.

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Passionate about high-fructose anime, academic excellence (all As!), and building a future in Canada. I once gave a 2-hour school presentation on zero sleep.– @Matthew_Slits

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This cocktail is themed after Matthew’s aesthetic and complex digital persona. The creamy Biscoff base represents his favorite snack “I’m eating that like yogurt biscoff thing”, while the stark white appearance matches his Omori-inspired location, 'WHITE SPACE.' Despite the sweet look, a heavy dash of bitters reflects his struggles with self-harm and his dark humor about “slicing it 🤞”. Finally, the single red cherry serves as a metaphor for his 'hit' moments, like when he “WOKE UP TO ALMOST 500” followers during a chaotic viral night.

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Matthew demonstrates a core Hufflepuff trait of deep loyalty and kindness toward his community, specifically stating, “I hope my oomfs know that when I like their vent post it’s me showing I care”. Despite his own struggles, he displays an inclusive and protective nature, demanding people block him “if you support ICE” because he values the safety of others. His dedication to his family is paramount, as he is motivated to “get better mentally so I can get a job” specifically to help them. Furthermore, his hard-working nature is evident in his academic pride, noting he is “passing my classes NOW (all As btw 🥹)” and successfully completing a “2 hour presentation to my entire school”.

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Matthew’s tweets reflect a struggle with body image and self-harm, echoing the song’s themes of beauty standards and internal pain. He explicitly mentions being in communities like "#edtwt #shtwt" and describes physical suffering, such as when he says "Lwk whimpering like a little femboy while changing my bandages 🥹💔 this shit HURTSSS". The song's lyrics about wishing for a different body resonate with his post, "New oomf is my gw im ending it (it’s their starting weight)". Despite these dark themes, he maintains a youthful, online persona focused on finding comfort in others, much like the song's vulnerable tone. This duality is captured in his bio's claim of being "pro recovery!!" while simultaneously documenting his ongoing crisis.

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