mattyice2ish
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: His detailed breakdowns of sports plays, like 'Going to start keeping track of 0 2/1 2 counts he lets go full,' show a sharp analytical mind.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Reason I haven't gone to Bucks/Suns for a few years...' highlight his ability to use humor to make a point.
- Dedicated: His commitment to his teams, even in tough times ('Ohio State showed more fight after the game than during it'), reveals his loyalty.
- Well-educated: He proudly shares his academic achievements, like earning a Master's Degree in Accountancy, in tweets such as 'Since the Bears last beat the Packers, I've...'
- Passionate: His enthusiastic support for ASU and Wisconsin teams, as seen in 'EVERYTHING COMING UP ASU WOOOOO,' shows his love for sports.
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: His straightforward critiques, such as 'Freddy Peralta sucks,' might come off as harsh to some.
- Sarcasm Overload: Tweets like 'I will be scheduling to have my father put down this week' could be misinterpreted by those unfamiliar with his humor.
- Overly Critical: He frequently critiques players and teams, like in 'Top of the order can't even get a hit off of Graham Ashcraft? Season is cooked.'
- Obsessive: His tendency to track stats, such as 'Going to start keeping track of 0 2/1 2 counts,' might indicate an over-focus on details.
- Regional Bias: His strong opinions about Arizona vs. Wisconsin ('Phoenix and not the shithole of the state that is Tucson') might alienate some.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Matthew's blend of humor, sports obsession, and occasional bluntness mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Matthew's tweets ('Freddy Peralta sucks') show a mix of passion and unfiltered opinions. His humorous take on situations, such as his dad's bad luck at games, aligns with Homer's comedic misadventures.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTJ
Matthew's structured and detail-oriented approach to sports analysis ('Going to start keeping track of 0 2/1 2 counts') aligns with ISTJ traits. His focus on facts and data, combined with his loyalty to his favorite teams ('EVERYTHING COMING UP ASU WOOOOO'), reflects the ISTJ's practical and dependable nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Brewers game? Because every moment with you feels like a win, even if I’m alone.
- Are you ASU? Because you’ve got my heart shouting #ForksUp!
- Are you a sports stat? Because I can’t stop analyzing how perfect you are.
- Are you Freddy Peralta? Because you’ve got me pitching ideas to win you over.
- Are you a Bucks game? Because I’d pay nosebleed prices just to see you smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
Matthew | 23 | Sports analytics enthusiast, Brewers/Bucks/ASU superfan | Master's in Accountancy | Sarcasm, stats, and Arizona vibes | #ForksUp #FearTheDeer | Bad luck at games? Blame my dad.– @mattyice2ish
Your signature cocktail
The Brewer's Pitch
The 'Brewer's Pitch' reflects Matthew's love for the Brewers and his Wisconsin roots. Whiskey adds a bold kick, representing his blunt humor ('Freddy Peralta sucks'). Root beer nods to Wisconsin's soda culture, while lime and bitters add complexity, just like his detailed sports analysis ('Going to start keeping track of 0 2/1 2 counts'). It's a drink as sharp and spirited as he is.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Matthew's analytical and detail-oriented nature aligns with Ravenclaw's traits. His meticulous tracking of sports stats ('Going to start keeping track of 0 2/1 2 counts') and his academic achievements ('Since the Bears last beat the Packers, I've...') showcase his intellectual curiosity. Ravenclaws value wit, which is reflected in his sarcastic humor ('Reason I haven't gone to Bucks/Suns for a few years...').
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Centerfield - John Fogerty
This classic baseball anthem reflects Matthew's love for the sport. His frequent tweets about the Brewers and detailed analysis of games ('Top of the order can't even get a hit off of Graham Ashcraft?') align with the song's celebration of baseball culture.
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