Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Culinary Creativity: She frequently bakes and shares original recipes, such as her “chocolate pumpkin loaf and a salmon bok choy rice bowl”.
- Animal Lover: Maud shows deep affection for her dog and enjoys sharing “silly little animal” content with her followers.
- Ambitious Planning: She is proactive about her future, applying for “massage therapy” programs to ensure career stability and a move to Toronto.
- Radical Honesty: She uses her account as a “diary” to be transparent about her mental health and life struggles.
- Supportive Sibling: She actively tries to “talk my physically recovered sister out of going full disordered mode” to protect her health.
Weaknesses:
- Body Dissatisfaction: She struggles with self-image, often “bodychecking” and asking followers to guess her BMI.
- Chronic Overthinking: Maud admits she is “always thinking of what i should do 1 year from now” instead of enjoying the present.
- Disordered Eating Habits: She displays harmful patterns, such as trying to “get down to a weight where I wouldn’t have a period”.
- Social Anxiety: She experiences intense “dreams that i sleep in and miss work” and fears having “bad politics”.
- Conflict Avoidance: She feels trapped by an IRL friend who makes her “feel like I’m stupid” but cannot cut her off.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Maud deeply resonates with Lisa’s sensitive, intellectual, and often anxious nature, specifically her tendency to overthink her future and moral standing. Much like Lisa's existential worries, Maud asks, “Can I ever just enjoy my life why am I always thinking of what i should do 1 year from now 6 months from now 3 months from now” and expresses a distinct “fear that they have bad politics”. They both share a love for niche hobbies and academic pursuits, seen in Maud's excitement for “massage therapy” and reading books like I'll Give You The Sun. Furthermore, Maud’s dietary focus and occasional feeling of being an outsider—noting she uses the internet because she is “scared of triggering or worrying my irl friends”—mirrors Lisa’s frequent struggle to find a “safe space” where she is truly perceived and understood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Maud displays strong Introversion (I), using her account as a “safe space” to use the “internet as a diary” rather than for public performance. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her tendency to look past the present, lamenting, “why am I always thinking of what i should do 1 year from now”. As a Feeling (F) type, she is highly sensitive to her values and relationships, worrying about “bad politics” and feeling “mentally ok” yet guilty when her 'moots' are struggling. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her struggle with structure, such as when she “spent 3 hours cropping a shirt” instead of exercising, and her general “go with the flow” attitude toward food and life decisions.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more stable than a career in massage therapy, but I wouldn't mind being the one you 'practice' your Toronto move on.
- Are you a blueberry loaf? Because even if you’ve already been eaten a little bit, I still think you’re lowkey bussin.
- I’d never make you choose between me and your potatoes, but I’d happily be the butter (or marketing-approved margarine) to your mashed spuds.
- I’m not a fan of small-town dating either, so how about we skip the 'situationship' phase and I just buy you a $40 bag of wild blueberries?
- You can stop looking for a talkative woman with glasses—I’ve got the frames, the conversation, and I promise I won't ever tell you that a yogurt bowl is 'too much' for breakfast.
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Canada-based broadcast professional and aspiring RMT. When I’m not perfecting my blueberry loaf or overthinking my life, I’m probably befriending a local potato.– @maudlikesspuds
Your signature cocktail
The Small Town Loaf-er
This experimental, bittersweet blend captures Maud’s chaotic energy as a baking-obsessed 25-year-old navigating an island 'small ass town.' The base honors her love for “potatoes”, while the fruit reflects her favorite “blueberry loaf” and “cinnamon apple” recipes. The bitter soda represents the 'icky' texture of “small town dating” and tricky situationships, while the mint garnish is a nod to her “disappointing” clearance chocolate discovery. It’s a drink for someone who is “feeling kind of epic and LGBTQ” while dreaming of a move to Toronto.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Maud exemplifies the Hufflepuff values of kindness and dedication to her craft, particularly through her consistent passion for baking numerous "loaves" and sharing them with her community. She demonstrates a deep sense of loyalty and a nurturing nature, "talking my physically recovered sister out of going full disordered mode" and worrying about her "moots on darker sides of twitter". Her focus on stability, seen in her desire to "go back to school for massage therapy" because it is reliable, reflects a practical Hufflepuff work ethic. Furthermore, her love for "silly little animals" and the simple joy she finds in her dog and nature further cement her place in the house of the badger.
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Your song
Liability - Lorde
This song perfectly captures Maud’s internal conflict between her desire for deep connection and her intense, self-perceived volatility. She frequently uses her account as a diary to navigate feelings of being "too much," such as when she admits, "i still feel like crashing out almost every day". The track’s themes of isolation and shifting self-image resonate with her struggles with body image and her fear of being an outsider, reflected when she notes, "idk what side of twitter im on even like i feel mentally ok these days but feel bad bc a lot of my moots are on darker sides". Finally, the lyrics mirror her feelings of being a "handful" in her small-town dating life, especially after "situationship ended things bc she said she’s not over her ex".
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