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The best match is Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, highly opinionated, and very online-brained. Like Lisa, this user mixes serious social concerns with pop culture; they call out prejudice and hypocrisy, as in “ué gente mas não eh pra generalizar? entao se vcs generalizam umbandistas também temos o direito de generalizar os pastores e padres” and “que porra de bullying o que essas pessoas precisam morrer”, which fits Lisa’s moralistic streak. They’re also passionate and obsessive about media and art—raving about Björk in “acabei de escutar o melhor álbum da minha vida, obrigada Björk” and defending their faves in “é só no twitter que eu vejo fã da pseudo artista Melanie Martinez tentando falar que a Björk não eh boa”—mirroring Lisa’s intense fandom for books, music, and niche interests. Underneath the vulgar humor and chaos, there’s clear anxiety and alienation, like in “acho que preciso desistir da socialização e morrer” and “rapaziada seguinte: não sei socializar”, which tracks closely with Lisa’s frequent feelings of not fitting in. The mix of strong ethics, overthinking, and expressive meltdown energy makes Lisa a closer fit than more impulsive characters like Bart or more apathetic ones like Homer.

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Recife-based anime ranter & Björk defender. Once opened the fridge for mango, found cheese, almost ascended. Opinions loud, takes mine alone.– @mavromatz

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming “VAI TOMAR NO CU” and “vai se fuder”. The cachaça with chili hits hard and messy, channeling their aggressive humor and constant caps-lock meltdowns like “PUTA QUE PARIU”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sour-sweet bi panic vibe, reflecting thirst posts such as “olha o cabelo dessa menina pelo amor de deus eu quero ELA não ele”. Blackberry liqueur is the dramatic, emotional core for moments like “acho que preciso desistir da socialização e morrer” and “eu odeio viver”. A splash of sparkling water keeps it chaotic but drinkable, echoing their manic stanning of JJK, TPN and k-pop in “PELO AMOR DE DEUS ALGUÉM INTERNA O ITADORI” and “acabei de escutar o melhor álbum da minha vida, obrigada Björk”. The charcoal salt rim adds a bitter, burnt edge in honor of their rage and existential exhaustion like “que estresse do caralho vsfd” and the capitalist-hell rant “um homem como escravo do capitalismo a vida INTEIRA”.

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This user shows very strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, impulsive, and quick to defend what they believe is right, often in a confrontational way. For example, they passionately defend trans headcanons in fandom and push back against backlash in “que porra de paranoia o que, não tem ninguém falando que a Shoko e Utahime são trans, o post foi feito pra APOIAR a Kirara caralho rapaziada vcs não suportam a ideia de um headcanon de personagens trans?”, which shows moral courage and a willingness to clash with others for their convictions. They react intensely to injustice and cruelty, saying “que porra de bullying o que essas pessoas precisam morrer”, and calling out religious hypocrisy in “ué gente mas não eh pra generalizar? entao se vcs generalizam umbandistas também temos o direito de generalizar os pastores e padres”. Their emotional, dramatic language and readiness to "go to war" over what they care about (like media, music, and social issues) align more with fiery Gryffindor energy than the subtler strategies of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw. While there are hints of loyalty and affection toward friends and favorite characters, it's the boldness, intensity, and confrontational defense of their values that most clearly mark them as a Gryffindor.

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The best-fit song is Hyperballad by Björk, since they explicitly say they “just listened to the best album” of their life and thank her: “acabei de escutar o melhor álbum da minha vida, obrigada Björk”. The song’s mix of melancholy, anxiety, and fragile hope mirrors their swings between despair and humor, like “acho que preciso desistir da socialização e morrer” and “rapaziada seguinte: não sei socializar”. Hyperballad is about coping with intrusive thoughts and emotional overload in private before facing the world again, which fits their intense reactions and dramatic tone in tweets such as “que estresse do caralho vsfd” and “eu odeio viver”. Despite the darkness, the song still carries a sense of tenderness and resilience, similar to how they keep engaging with friends, fandoms, and art—seen in their passionate love for characters like Isabella: “ISABELLA EU TE AMO CARALHO”.

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