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Your Simpsons character
Max embodies the cynical, gatekeeping spirit of Comic Book Guy through his hyper-critical stance on sports and entertainment. He expresses extreme dissatisfaction with perceived incompetence, notably claiming “the only thing I want is to see a good referee in the championship” and reacting with hyperbolic despair to rival team success, stating “leeds in the prem want to shoot myself”. Much like the proprietor of The Android's Dungeon, Max spends his time curated “for some quality tier lists” and calling out online nonsense with a blunt “the fuck is this shit”. His online presence is defined by a mix of obsessive fandom and a 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' attitude toward the world around him.

Your MBTI personality Type
Max exhibits Introversion (I) by maintaining a small following and focusing on niche interests like tier lists rather than broad social interaction. His focus on the Sensing (S) trait is evident in his direct observation of physical reality, such as his height or the specific presence of a team in a league, as seen in “leeds in the prem want to shoot myself”. He demonstrates a Thinking (T) preference through blunt, unfiltered critiques of systems, notably stating “the only thing I want is to see a good referee in the championship”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous, reactive tweeting style and his focus on ranking content via “quality tier lists”, which favors flexible categorization over rigid planning.

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York-based football enthusiast navigating the highs and lows of the Championship. Once outed by a height-tracking bot at 5'7—so I'm exactly tall enough for the Prem.– @Max1W1ll

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a local Yorkshire gin base to match Max’s York roots, but things quickly turn sharp and salty. The bitter lemon represents his frustration with English football, specifically how “leeds in the prem want to shoot myself”. The elderflower adds a touch of sweetness to prove he's actually a 'nice girl' despite the chaotic energy, while the salted rim is a nod to his constant search for “a good referee in the championship”. It is a strong, punchy cocktail for someone who isn't afraid to call out 'this shit' when they see it.

Your Hogwarts House
Max displays the classic Slytherin trait of intense rivalry and disdain for opponents, notably seen in his visceral reaction to a rival's success when he tweets “leeds in the prem want to shoot myself”. His focus on hierarchy and external standards is evident in his desire for authority and order within his interests, stating “the only thing I want is to see a good referee in the championship”. Furthermore, his blunt and somewhat cynical commentary on social media tropes, such as “I'm 5'7 and I'm a nice girl the fuck is this shit”, demonstrates a preference for raw honesty over the performance of kindness. This combination of tribal loyalty to his own team and a sharp, unfiltered wit aligns most closely with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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Max’s feed is defined by the emotional rollercoaster of English football, specifically the frustration and longing typical of a dedicated fan. He expresses a deep-seated grievance with the state of the game, notably tweeting “the only thing I want is to see a good referee in the championship”. His hyperbolic reaction to local rivals succeeding, where he says “leeds in the prem want to shoot myself”, perfectly mirrors the song's themes of regional rivalry and 'years of hurt.' Living in York, he is positioned in the heart of this football culture, making this anthem of hope and despair the ideal match for his personality. Ultimately, his tweets capture the cynical yet passionate spirit of a supporter who can't look away from the pitch.

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