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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, politically engaged, and very emotionally open. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about social justice and trans issues, e.g. calling out transphobia and hypocrisy in posts like “why do transphobes always seem to forget that transmasculine people exist?” and “christians online be like ‘we need to protect the kids!!’ and then a 16 yo trans girl attempts suicide and they celebrate it”. They also balance that seriousness with a playful, nerdy side and niche obsessions, similar to Lisa’s love of jazz and books, seen in posts like “ill never forget when my old roommate asked if id help her write an essay… so i wrote a 3 page paper abt how badly i wanted to be leon kennedy and she submitted it for a 90%”. Their vulnerability and mental health candor, as in “been thinking of ******* ****** recently” and “been thinking of kms lately 🤔🤔”, mirrors Lisa’s frequent moments of sadness and existential frustration. Finally, their deep affection and idealism about love and the future with Dex in posts like “i think dex and i should get married and adopt kitties and have babies and be together forever” echo Lisa’s earnest, hopeful nature despite the chaos around her.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly social, full of affectionate public posts about friends and partner like “dex made sure i had the bestest birthday everawr” and playful oversharing such as “fell asleep with my hand in dex’s pants?”, suggesting energy from interaction rather than privacy. Their style is clearly iNtuitive: they move quickly from specific events to broader takes and discourse, as in “why do transphobes always seem to forget that transmasculine people exist? ... is it because our existence dismantles their logic?”, which shows pattern-seeking and conceptual framing. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing values and emotional impact when talking about politics and identity, e.g. “so many trans people will suffer because of this… this is their goal” and calling out cruelty in posts like “christians online be like ‘we need to protect the kids!!’ and then a 16 yo trans girl attempts suicide and they celebrate it”. Their tone is blunt and fiery rather than diplomatic, but it’s driven by protection of people (“get help PLEASE” in this tweet), which fits F more than T. Finally, they look Perceiving rather than structured: their feed is spontaneous, full of in-the-moment jokes and mood swings like “im so gay and drunk rn” and “been thinking of kms lately 🤔🤔”, with little evidence of rigid planning or a curated, orderly persona. Overall, their expressive, values-driven, socially open and improvisational style best matches ENFP.

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Max | 21 | Mexican, trans, very gay | Part-time media critic, full-time Dex enthusiast. Once helped someone ace a paper about wanting to be Leon Kennedy.– @maxdrenochrome

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The Silver tequila infused with jalapeño channels their proud, spicy heritage and body confidence, straight from “yo soy mexicano🇲🇽” and “mexican genetics hit different omg body teaaaa”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, moody sweetness, echoing goth-tinged vibes like “certified corpse pillager” in their bio and posts like “been thinking of ******* ****** recently”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity for their cutting takes on politics and transphobia, such as “why do transphobes always seem to forget that transmasculine people exist?” and “christians online be like ‘we need to protect the kids!!’ and then a 16 yo trans girl attempts suicide and they celebrate it”. A bubbly layer of sparkling rosé captures how in love and slightly chaotic they are with Dex, from “fell asleep with my hand in dex’s pants?” to “i think dex and i should get married and adopt kitties and have babies and be together forever”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with crushed chili-salt is their campy, gay, sparkly edge and occasional bite, shining through tweets like “im gay as hell, holy smokes” and the unhinged romance of “looked at the stars then fangered each others weenies”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Gryffindor-style courage and a tendency to openly confront injustice and hypocrisy. They repeatedly call out transphobia and defend trans people publicly, even when it invites backlash, like in their critique of people celebrating a trans girl's suicide in “christians online be like ‘we need to protect the kids!!’ and then a 16 yo trans girl attempts suicide and they celebrate it😐😐” and their frustration that trans women can't even do their jobs without being targeted in “its coming to a point where trans women arent even allowed to do their jobs without transphobes freaking out...”. They also jump into broader political and social fights, criticizing performative activism in “performative activism is so annoying” and calling out people who weaponize mental illness as an excuse for harmful living conditions in “if your room is covered in mold and maggots idgaf if ur depressed or have adhd, get help PLEASE”, which shows a bold, confrontational streak. Their impulsive, emotionally charged posts—like “been thinking of kms lately 🤔🤔” and “sometimes i think abt something that just makes me SO angry omg”—fit Gryffindor’s reputation for intensity and acting from the heart. While they are clearly loving and loyal to Dex (e.g., “i think dex and i should get married and adopt kitties and have babies and be together forever...”), the defining throughline of their account is outspoken bravery and a willingness to publicly fight for what they believe is right, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Get Into It (Yuh) by Doja Cat, because it matches their chaotic, online, extremely terminally‑chronically‑online gay vibe and playful sexuality. Their bio, “twenty one 0000 // certified corpse pillager,” and posts like “shots went straight to my dick” and “looked at the stars then fangered each others weenies” show the same irreverent, horny humor and swagger that runs through the song. The track’s confident, bratty energy fits with them flexing their body and identity, like “mexican genetics hit different omg body teaaaa” and “im gay as hell, holy smokes”. At the same time, there’s genuine affection and ride‑or‑die love for Dex throughout their timeline, from “i love my beautiful dex” to “i think dex and i should get married and adopt kitties and have babies”, and the song’s cocky devotion to its subject mirrors that. Their mix of queer joy, meme speak, and loud online presence makes Get Into It (Yuh) feel like it could be playing under most of their timeline.

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