Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp, playful comments and self-aware jokes, e.g. reacting to reality shows and music like “RES HOW I DO cult álbum do milênio” and “eu recebendo voto em reality”.
- Professionally-driven: Shows strong focus on dentistry and studies, mentioning congresses, monitorias, PIBIC, and clinical cases like “ADORO estudar cascata de coagulação e estomato” and criticism of CIOSP in “pra mim dinheiro tem necessariamente que trazer retorno gente… ciosp não dá retorno”.
- Candid: Expresses thoughts directly about work, relationships, and cities, e.g. “eu não nasci pra obedecer e seguir regras, n adianta….a rebeldia é meu sangue” and “reflexão: decidi que ontem foi a última balada da minha vida”.
- Aesthetic-focused: Shows refined interest in beauty, skin, and style, discussing face aging, surgery, and perfume like “a maior revolução plástico estética vai ser quando inventarem algo pra reestabelecer a planificação da pele…” and “acqua di gioia giorgio armani”.
- Regionally-proud: Expresses strong attachment to the South of Brazil and local cities, e.g. “espero nunca mais ter que sair do sul… não tenho cacife nem paciência pra morar em outra região” and “contando os dias pra voltar pra floripa definitivamente, sc vai continuar sendo o brasil que deu certo”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-judgmental: Frequently attacks people and groups with strong language, e.g. “será que o retardado do juliano floss não consegue parar, pensar e se enxergar um pouquinho” and “esse povo burro só reproduz o que eles leem”.
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Uses violent or extreme expressions like “morte a todos os sois da galáxia” and calling for “prisão compulsória pra todos os pichadores do brasil” and even “eutanásia compulsória de todos os pitbulls”.
- Body-shaming: Derides people’s bodies and sexuality, e.g. “a energia de pinto pequeno que esse barbudo tem é babado” and “0 atração por corpos assim”.
- Disrespectful-tone: Refers to others in demeaning ways, like “que esse vovô vagabundo e louco se exploda” and “homem hétero tem todo direito de se sentir assediado pq olha, o que essas páginas fazem aqui viu, nojentos”.
- Intolerance: Shows low tolerance for differing choices or lifestyles, criticizing people for not working or for certain events, e.g. “pavor de gente que só fica em cozinha papeando, VAI TRABALHAR PORRA” and dismissing certain congresses as “PORCARIA” in “eu FALO o tanto que eu acho o ciosp uma bela PORCARIA”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intellectual, opinionated, and constantly commenting on the world around her, much like this user analyzing dentistry congresses, aesthetics, and culture, for example when they say “pra mim dinheiro tem necessariamente que trazer retorno gente… ciosp não dá retorno” and “a maior revolução plástico estética vai ser quando inventarem algo pra reestabelecer a planificação da pele ali em região de sulco nasogeniano”. Like Lisa, they’re studious and career‑driven, mixing technical interest with flair, as in “adoro estudar cascata de coagulação e estomato” and their #odontotwitter bio. Lisa also has a strong moral streak but can be cutting and judgmental, mirrored in tweets such as “por mim era prisão compulsória pra todos os pichadores do brasil” and “homem hétero tem todo direito de se sentir assediado pq olha, o que essas páginas fazem aqui viu, nojentos…”. Their dramatic weather rants and intense preferences, like “FRIO FRIO FRIO FRIO EU QUERO INVERNO COMPULSÓRIO E ETERNO”, echo Lisa’s passionate, sometimes over-the-top commitment to whatever she believes in. And just as Lisa often feels more sophisticated than her surroundings, this user’s regional and cultural takes, such as “sc vai continuar sendo o brasil que deu certo e podem chorar mais”, reinforce that same self-aware, slightly superior Lisa energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage with others, crave interaction and visibility, and talk about clubs, congresses, and social life, e.g. deciding that a party was the “última balada da minha vida” while still framing it as a social milestone rather than a private reflection (“reflexão: decidi que ontem foi a última balada da minha vida”). Their focus is more Intuition than Sensing, despite many concrete details; they often generalize into patterns and systems, like critiquing events and regions, e.g. calling CIOSP “uma bela PORCARIA que não muda nada na vida da maioria das pessoas” and explaining why in terms of value and structure (“desde a graduação eu FALO o tanto que eu acho o ciosp uma bela PORCARIA…”). They are strongly Thinking: their tone is blunt, analytical, and often ruthless, prioritizing evaluation over harmony, e.g. “me recuso a me prostituir com essas coisas” and “esse povo burro só reproduz o que eles leem” show a preference for critical judgment, not emotional cushioning. Their attitude is clearly Judging: they value efficiency, productivity, and control, complaining about people chatting instead of working (“pavor de gente que só fica em cozinha papeando, VAI TRABALHAR PORRA”) and insisting that money must bring concrete returns (“pra mim dinheiro tem necessariamente que trazer retorno gente”). Overall, their commanding tone, strategic/value-based rants, productivity orientation, and comfort with public confrontation align best with an ENTJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘comer salame é uma arte’ — as a future patient, I promise to sit still in the chair if you teach me the art of salame right after my appointment.
- You hating CIOSP but loving real, useful returns? Good, because I’m ready to invest time, attention, and a Cranberries listening session with you — that’s a 100% ROI in serotonin.
- You thanked God after getting stuck with a needle in surgery and still said ‘SEMPRE GANANDO’; I need someone with that level of drama and resilience in my life. Coffee in Foz or Floripa so we can keep ‘ganando’ together?
- Since ‘Stars: The Best of The Cranberries 1992–2002’ is on your playlist and ‘RES – How I Do’ is cult of the millennium for you, can I be the deep cut on your soundtrack that only the real ones know?
- You want ‘inverno compulsório e eterno’ and eternal rain, hates tiny bathrooms, and refuses to move away from the South — sounds like we’re compatible: I can offer big hugs, big bathrooms, and a lifetime supply of cold nights together.
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Dentist from PR, obsessed with cranberries (the band and the fruit), reality shows & cold weather. I once swore off nightlife in a Twitter thread.– @maxilohit
Your signature cocktail
Sulco Nasogeniano Spritz
This cocktail is strong, opinionated, and a little bitter, just like someone who declares “EU NASCI PRA FAZER O QUE EU QUISER” and dreams of an inverno compulsório e eterno while screaming “FRIO FRIO FRIO FRIO EU QUERO INVERNO COMPULSÓRIO E ETERNO”. The aged cachaça represents their deep southern-Brazil roots and pride in places like PR, SC and RS, bragging about spots such as “praia do silêncio barra do saí, guaratuba, pr” and “gonçalo de carvalho, porto alegre, conhecida como rua mais bonita DO MUNDO”. Campari’s bitterness channels the delicious ranço in tweets like “pavor de gente que só fica em cozinha papeando, VAI TRABALHAR PORRA…nossa muita agonia de gente insossa e morta” and “que esse vovô vagabundo e louco se exploda”. The sparkling citrus layer mirrors their sharp, fresh humor and love of sensory pleasures — from perfume to food — like “comer salame é uma arte” and “acqua di gioia giorgio armani”. A dash of chili tincture adds the spicy, slightly cruel edge seen when they say things such as “a energia de pinto pequeno que esse barbudo tem é babado”. The grapefruit twist is a nod to their aesthetic and plastic-surgery geekery, referencing their obsession with facial structure in “a maior revolução plástico estética vai ser quando inventarem algo pra reestabelecer a planificação da pele ali em região de sulco nasogeniano”, giving the drink a sharp, beautiful finish that looks as good as it tastes.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows strong ambition, self‑interest, and a calculating sense of value, which are classic Slytherin markers. They’re explicit that money must bring concrete return, rejecting empty status-seeking like CIOSP as a “PORCARIA” that doesn’t change anyone’s life: “pra mim dinheiro tem necessariamente que trazer retorno gente… agora gastar por gastar, jamais…não gasto…ciosp não dá retorno”. There is a clear self‑preservation streak in how they handle risk and discomfort, from the needle-stick incident framed in terms of being protected and “SEMPRE GANANDO” “deus me protegeu como sempre, OBRIGADO SENHOR SEMPRE GANANDO!” to wanting strict control over things that affect them, like summer heat or pitbulls. They’re openly status- and image-conscious about region and lifestyle, talking about preferring the south and treating Santa Catarina as “the Brazil that worked”: “contando os dias pra voltar pra floripa definitivamente, sc vai continuar sendo o brasil que deu certo e podem chorar mais”. Their tone is cutting and strategic in interpersonal matters too, for instance threatening to “destituir o meu ficante mais recente e trocar por outro um pouco menos sonso” when he no longer meets their standards (link), and vowing to capitalize on future virality: “quando essa aqui viralizar no tiktok eu vou estar aqui pra me vangloriar e pra usar todo clamor em cima disso ao meu favor como sempre faço”. This mix of ambition, sharp self‑interest, and willingness to be ruthless in pursuit of what they want aligns far more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
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Your song
Boss Bitch - Doja Cat
A song that fits them best is Boss Bitch by Doja Cat, because their timeline radiates hyper-confident, unapologetic main-character energy. They’re constantly asserting their own standards and independence, whether in work or pleasure, like when they say “eu não nasci pra obedecer e seguir regras, n adianta….a rebeldia é meu sangue” and “VOLTEI COM O AÇÚCAR FOOOOOOODA SE não admito que qualquer coisa me controle EU NASCI PRA FAZER O QUE EU QUISER”. There’s also a material-girl, self-indulgent streak that matches the song’s vibe, expressed in “gastei um NOTÃO comigo essa semana e pra não surtar eu aderi ao mantra de repetir: EU MEREÇO. EU MEREÇO…. e cabou” and in their disdain for things que ‘não dão retorno’ like “agora gastar por gastar, jamais…não gasto…ciosp não dá retorno”. The sharp tongue and readiness to drag people, seen in tweets such as “que esse vovô vagabundo e louco se exploda” and “será que o retardado do juliano floss não consegue parar, pensar e se enxergar um pouquinho antes de falar asneira?”, mirrors the track’s brash, confrontational lyrics. Finally, their intense self-assurance even under pressure, like surviving a scare in “ACONTECEU: fui fazer cirurgia no paciente e me espetei com AGULHA e SANGROU” followed by “deus me protegeu como sempre, OBRIGADO SENHOR SEMPRE GANANDO!”, matches the song’s theme of always landing on top and staying in control.
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