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Your Simpsons character
Like Jeff Albertson, @maxstraps_ displays an obsessive, gatekeeping attitude toward his niche interests, often declaring things the “worst thing to exist” and engaging in relentless online nitpicking. He oscillates between extreme devotion and cynical dejection, at one point claiming his “belief in team is shattered” after a loss. His penchant for labeling others as a “chud” or “classless weirdos” mirrors the Simpsons character's iconic superiority complex. Ultimately, his life revolves around analyzing stats and criticizing “bad moves,” much like a resident of the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop.

Your MBTI personality Type
Max displays the Extroversion and Sensing traits of an ESTP through their high-energy, reactionary engagement with real-time sports data and bold public call-outs. Their Thinking preference is evident in their blunt, often abrasive logic and focus on competitive results, such as when they dismissively stated, “no excuses nothing allen sold. he just cant do it”. The Perceiving trait is highlighted by their volatile emotional shifts based on immediate game outcomes, moving from “Every day I wake up and thank God 17 is my qb” to “i hate you so much josh allen u deadass ruin my year” in just weeks. This combination reflects an 'Entrepreneur' type who lives in the moment, values physical dominance, and communicates with a “leather to buttocks” level of directness.

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Lifelong Buffalo Bills devotee and Maxwell Hairston’s #1 scout. From analyzing pass defenses to chasing the MVP race, I’m just here for the rings and the win.– @maxstraps_

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is as strong and erratic as a Josh Allen playoff run, starting with a base of Buffalo Trace for a user who claims “Every day I wake up and thank God 17 is my qb”. The bitter Aperol and salty rim represent the inevitable heartbreak and 'doom' they feel, famously tweeting, “i hate you so much josh allen u deadass ruin my year every single year”. The blue ice spheres match their ❄️ aesthetic, while the garnish is a petty nod to their habit of calling rival fans “40 years old wit expired eggs”. It’s a drink for someone who would “rather be lucky than good” but always ends up with a glass full of 'impending doom'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of conditional loyalty, quickly turning on their 'heroes' when they no longer serve their ambitions, as seen when they tweet “i hate you so much josh allen u deadass ruin my year every single year bro u just suck”. They exhibit a strong sense of self-preservation and elitism, frequently engaging in aggressive 'baiting' and asserting dominance over others, exemplified by the post “some people js dont know how to bait”. Their ambition is tied heavily to status and recognition, obsessing over statistical 'MVPs' and follower counts, noted in the tweet “1.7 million wow💖”. Ultimately, their cunning and willingness to 'slim' others to protect their own interests mark them as a true member of the serpent's house.

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This song perfectly captures the emotional rollercoaster of a Buffalo Bills fan whose hope is constantly met with despair. The user experiences extreme highs, claiming “Every day I wake up and thank God 17 is my qb”, only to fall into a deep depression when things go wrong. Following a playoff loss, their frustration peaks as they tweet, “i hate you so much josh allen u deadass ruin my year every single year”. The lyrics about a 'kick that you can't kick around' resonate with their specific trauma of the “wide right” curse. Ultimately, they embody the song's theme of a crumbling spirit, admitting their “belief in team is shattered” after another season ends in disappointment.

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