Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Encourages and promotes friends, like telling others to follow their 'wife' and 'foomf' in tweets such as “FOLLOW MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WIFE” and “go follow my amazing foomf”.
- Openly vulnerable: Shares struggles with illness and emotions, like “being in a family full of people who love to play sports then being cursed with being chronically ill” and “why do none of my friends wanna talk to me am I that bad...”.
- Humorous personality: Uses dramatic, playful exaggeration for laughs, such as “it won't let me into my fucking priv acc I'm gonna finger everyone” and “I js cried cuz there was a bug in my bed... I AM NOT A MAN I CAN'T BE A MAN”.
- Politically principled: Clearly states strong values like feminism, pro‑choice, and anti‑racism in “incase u dk where I stand... my body my choice... I'm a feminist... I'm left winged”.
- Recovery‑oriented: Openly commits to improving health, as shown in “I decided I'm gonna go into recovery<3... I am gonna post about my recovery now!”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑critical body: Uses harsh language toward themselves about weight and food, like “omg someone shoot my fatass right now” and “OMG IT'S ONLY 2PM I'M A FAT FREAKING CHUD”.
- Disordered eating: Talks about fasting and extreme restriction, for example “I was gonna fast today but the super bowl is tonight” and “fuck it we ball I'm making the noodles I just won't eat at all tmrw”.
- Negative self‑talk: Uses violent or hopeless phrases about themselves, such as “omfg McDonald's sent me over my limit I'm gonna kms” and “I said I was gonna fast... somebody shoot me”.
- Sleep irregularity: Frequently up very late and commenting on it, like “it's 2am I need to sleep but oh well” and “I SWEAR I look away... WHY IS IT 5AM”.
- High anxiety: Shows intense fear and overwhelm, especially with bugs and health, as in “I js cried cuz there was a bug in my bed... I'M SO TERRIFIED PLEASE” and “God I hate flareups they are so freaking miserable why me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, politically outspoken, and very online in a thoughtful way. Like Lisa’s strong moral compass, they clearly state their values and boundaries, e.g. “incase u dk where I stand f ice f trump… healthcare should always be free… I'm left winged 🤷 block me rn if you disagree”. Lisa often struggles with feeling different or isolated while still craving connection, which fits tweets like “why do none of my friends wanna talk to me am I that bad...” and “oomfs I miss you come back.. why are you all dead”. Their self-reflection around health and recovery, such as “I decided I'm gonna go into recovery<3… love ygs so much!”, echoes Lisa’s tendency to grapple seriously with her own wellbeing and ethics. Even their mix of humor and melodrama—“I js cried cuz there was a bug in my bed I genuinely had a mental breakdown I'm so terrified of bugs...”—feels very Lisa: big feelings, dramatic reactions, but fundamentally sensitive and caring.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly interactive and energized by online connection, constantly tagging friends and building a "Twitter family," e.g. “helloooo...I COULDN'T DECIDE WHERE TO PUT SOME OF U SO SOME OF YGS R THERE TWICE @justatwig_ ...” and “STOP I LOVE MY OOMFS SO MUCH I'LL CRY”. Their focus is more emotional/relational than strictly concrete, suggesting iNtuition over Sensing; even when talking about specifics like food or weight, they frame it in terms of meaning and self-concept, such as “being in a family full of people who love to play sports then being cursed with being chronically ill”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions are foregrounded, e.g. “incase u dk where I stand f ice f trump f kirk ... I'm a feminist I'm left winged 🤷 block me rn if you disagree” and frequent self-deprecating or affectionate emotional outbursts like “why do none of my friends wanna talk to me am I that bad...”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they often act on impulse, change plans, and joke about lack of structure – for instance deciding midstream “fuck it we ball I'm making the noodles I just won't eat at all tmrw” and repeatedly staying up far too late despite plans, like “it's 2am I need to sleep but oh well”. Overall, the energetic social engagement, value-driven emotional expression, and spontaneous lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here watching 15- and 17-year-olds at the Olympics and calling yourself a lazy bum, meanwhile you did all your workouts and hit recovery in the same week — can I sign a contract to be your personal cheer squad every time you say “who cheered”?
- You begged the Seahawks to win the Super Bowl and they actually did… so I’m shooting my shot while your manifesting powers are strong: wanna make us winning the next thing you root for?
- You said being chronically ill makes you lose weight easier, but I’m way more impressed by the way you still joke through flareups and text-to-speech — your resilience is kinda hotter than any BMI update, just saying.
- You’ve got a whole Twitter family tree, a beautiful wife, and a priv you only let trusted moots into… any chance there’s still room in the lore for one more little guy who brings you snacks during bug-related breakdowns?
- Between #bylertwt, crying over Ilia/“Ilya” flashbacks, and screaming about Bad Bunny and Green Day during the Super Bowl, your taste is so elite that I’m low-key hoping you’ll stan me next — I promise I’m at least top-10 in your moots power rankings.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | he/she | chronically ill but still yelling about sports, Bad Bunny & Byler. Once cried over a bug in my bed and survived to tweet about it.– @maxterbaiterr
Your signature cocktail
Heated Rival-Tea Fizz
The matcha green tea syrup is for their chronically-tired-but-still-online vibe, staying up absurdly late like in “I SWEAR I look away for 2.5seconds and an hour has passed WHY IS IT 5AM” and “it's 2am I need to sleep but oh well”. Blue raspberry vodka nods to their loud fandom side (#heatedrivalrytwt, #bylertwt) and intense sports/olympics investment in tweets like “I'm watching the olympics for snowboarding THEY ARE SO YOUNG... WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE” and “ALSO SEAHAWKS WON!!!”. The slightly bitter, bubbly grapefruit soda represents their mix of self-deprecating humor and real struggle, from “I'm cursed with being chronically ill” to food/body angst like “omfg McDonald's sent me over my limit I'm gonna kms”. Edible silver glitter is for the way they hype and cherish their oomfs and “wife,” sparkling through posts like “FOLLOW MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WIFE” and “STOP I LOVE MY OOMFS SO MUCH I'LL CRY”. The lime wedge adds a sharp, hopeful edge, symbolizing their decision to move into recovery in “I decided I'm gonna go into recovery<3 ... love ygs so much!”, a small bright garnish against a complicated, fizzy drink—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Max consistently centers relationships, support, and mutual care in a way that strongly fits Hufflepuff values of loyalty and kindness. They talk about being encouraged into recovery by a best friend and immediately frame it as something they’re doing together, saying “I talked to my bestest friend ever & she has encouraged me to do this & I have encouraged her teehee! love ygs so much!”, which shows reciprocity and emotional loyalty. They also pour a lot of attention into uplifting their friends and “Twitter family,” for instance “FOLLOW MY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WIFE”, “go follow my amazing foomf”, and the playful family-tree post “My Twitter Family: …”, all of which emphasize inclusion and steadfast social bonds. The way they reassure others about DMs — “IF U EVER SEND ME A DM & I DON'T REPLY I'M NOT IGNORING U I PROMISE!!” — shows a people-centered instinct to make sure no one feels neglected or hurt. While they have political convictions and some impulsive language, the through-line in their timeline is attachment to friends, community, and shared struggles, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑known song that fits Max best is “Brutal” by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures being 17, overwhelmed, insecure, and sarcastic all at once. Max swings between self‑deprecation and high energy, calling themself a “fat freak” in “omfg McDonald's sent me over my limit I'm gonna kms” while also cheering, “I did all my workouts today & I was productive who cheered”, which mirrors the song’s chaotic mood. The song’s themes of feeling behind in life and comparing yourself to others fits tweets like “15 17 YEAR OLDS ARE IN THE OLYMPICS?!!?! AND I'M SITTING AT HOME LIKE A LAZY BUM?!? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE”. Their struggles with chronic illness and body image also connect to the frustrated vulnerability in the lyrics, shown in “I hate and love being chronically ill because I’m constantly in pain, but I lose a lot of weight more easier with my illness at least” and “omg someone shoot my fatass right now”. At the same time, Max’s loud humor, dramatics, and love for their online friends and ‘wife’ in posts like “STOP I LOVE MY OOMFS SO MUCH I'LL CRY” match the song’s mix of angst and playful chaos.
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