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Bart’s mischievous, punk-leaning energy mirrors @mayamustdie’s irreverent, chaos-loving fandom. They hype dramatic scenarios like “espero acordar amanhã com fotos em 4k do gerard todo ensanguentado esfaqueando o clerk/patient” and channel rebellious humor through lines such as “o ultimo show definitivamente vai acabar com uma bomba nuclear explodindo todo mundo”. The user’s sardonic takes—e.g., “mcr so liga pro mexico por algum motivo, o resto da latam q se foda e fique c um show meia boca msm”—echo Bart’s perpetual prankster snark. Even their self-aware teenage angst, as in “as vezes eu olho pras pessoas em volta de mim e penso q todo mundo veio c um manual de instrução... e esqueceram de me entregar”, fits Bart’s mix of bravado and hidden vulnerability.

Your MBTI personality Type
Continual introspection about purpose—see “as vezes eu olho pras pessoas em volta de mim e penso q todo mundo veio c um manual de instrução... e n tenho nenhuma perspectiva de futuro”—points to introversion and intuition. Emotional commentaries dominate, e.g. “as vezes tudo q eu queria era q alguém me pegasse no colo e ficasse acariciando minha cabeça”, signaling feeling over detached logic. Flexible, impulsive reactions like “vou responder é o krl nam vai se fuder” and spontaneous fangirl bursts (“TO SURTANDO”) reveal a perceiving preference. The imaginative, emotionally intense tone across tweets such as “priest gerard faz coisas cmg” aligns with the quintessential INFP blend of creative fixation and personal values. INFP best encompasses the inward, metaphor-rich, values-driven spontaneity on display.

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17 • emo archivist in training • once cried over an MCR setlist and called it character development • opinions my own, playlists unstable– @mayamustdie

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Smoked mezcal punched with chili bitters mirrors their firebrand frustration about lackluster LATAM shows in “mcr so liga pro mexico por algum motivo, o resto da latam q se foda”, while blackened cold brew nods to the jet-black melodrama of “Can you take this spike? Will it wash away this jet black feeling?”. The pomegranate-rose shrub captures their tenderness and craving for comfort from “as vezes tudo q eu queria era q alguém me pegasse no colo”. Finally, electric-blue energy foam channels the unhinged hype of “TO SURTANDO” and caps a strong, experimental, bittersweet cocktail worthy of their emo hyperfocus.

Your Hogwarts House
Their feed shows fearless outspokenness and a willingness to defend what they care about, even at the risk of backlash, like when they told off “transfobicos” in “eu n to declarando independência de porra nenhuma não. Vão se fuder seus transfobicos do krl”. They rush headlong into emotional stakes, fantasizing about dramatic scenes and chaos—see “o ultimo show definitivamente vai acabar com uma bomba nuclear explodindo todo mundo”—which screams Gryffindor flair for drama and bravery. Their impatience with mediocrity and readiness to publicly slam it, as in “vai tomar no cu porra me mandando msg pra falar de projeto científico uma hora dessas???”, reflects impulsive courage over tact. Though they express vulnerability, the instinct is still to confront challenges head-on, aligning most with Gryffindor’s bold, defiant spirit.

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Famous Last Words captures their resilience, emo nostalgia, and devotion to My Chemical Romance. They pine for chaotic, emotional imagery like “espero acordar amanhã com fotos em 4k do gerard todo ensanguentado esfaqueando o clerk/patient”, mirroring the song’s determination to push through darkness. Their fixation on The Black Parade era (“eles tao c o uniforme original do tbp OQ TA ACONTECENDO”) and desire to experience TBP live (“VOU OUVIR O TBP INTEIRO AO VIVO MDS COMO A VIDA É LINDA”) align with the anthem’s theatrical defiance. Even their introspective uncertainty—“as vezes eu olho pras pessoas … e n tenho nenhuma perspectiva de futuro”—fits the song’s refusal to give in. The track’s mix of vulnerability, survival, and emo grandeur mirrors their online persona perfectly.

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