Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Enjoys making others feel loved and valued, saying she likes making others feel loved over fame in “Love or fame” and responding warmly to compliments like “I think the world is better because of you”.
- Sociable: Frequently invites interaction, asking people to DM or text her in “Someone text me im bored and I need to yap” and saying her DMs are always open in “Hiii can i dm you”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes the severity of her situation, acknowledging “how sick I am” in “I just realised how sick I am...” and admitting she is not really happy in “Are you currently happy?”.
- Supportive: Reassures others and boosts their confidence, telling someone “I bet you are awesome <33” in “wish I was more like you” and happily accepting new friendships in “I wanna be your friend”.
- Playful: Uses humorous, lighthearted language like “Guys I feel so cunty with this pink phone ITS EPIC AAAAA” in this tweet and “I love yapping !!” in her bio, keeping interactions fun despite her struggles.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly describes doing anything to harm her body and wanting it to end in “I just realised how sick I am. I do anything to fuck up my body…. I just want it to end”.
- Substance-misusing: Mixes alcohol and medication and frames heavy use as a coping tool in “Drinking on meds is sum else Manab” and says she needs to get “stoned, cut or drunk” in this tweet.
- Emotionally-exhausted: Expresses persistent fatigue and mental drain, apologizing for inactivity because she is “really tired” in this tweet and asking why she is still tired after 10 hours of sleep in this tweet.
- Instability-prone: Mood shifts quickly from feeling “good now guys trust me!!” in this tweet to saying “I’m losing my mind” in this tweet within a short span.
- Risk-seeking: Openly romanticizes or normalizes risky behaviors, referencing a “small relapse” in self-harm in “Small relapse🧵 cat scratches :3” and using harmful coping urges in “I need to get stoned, cut or drunk”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s smart, introspective, emotional, and uses her social spaces almost like a diary, just like this user says: “I feel like this is lowkey my diary or something even tho I don’t post THAT much”. There’s a mix of emotional heaviness and self-awareness in posts like “I just realised how sick I am. I do anything to fuck up my body…. I just want it to end”, which echoes Lisa’s frequent struggles with depression, isolation, and feeling too much. At the same time, she’s very social and caring, wanting to connect and comfort others, shown by things like “Moot me up everyone i’m super funny!!” and “Because I like making others feel loved…”. The user openly admits they’re not really happy in “Are you currently happy? 💛 💬 Not really no😭” while still seeking and giving love, which is very Lisa-like: emotionally overwhelmed but still deeply empathetic. Even the mix of boredom, needing stimulation, and existential feelings in posts like “I need to get stoned, cut or drunk. I just need to feel something.” lines up with Lisa’s tendency to feel too intensely and look for ways to cope with that inner turmoil.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently seek interaction and stimulation, asking for DMs and conversation, e.g. “Someone text me im bored and I need to yap” and “Moot me up everyone i’m super funny!!”, and describe themselves in their bio as someone who loves “yapping.” Their posts show Intuition (N) rather than concrete sensing: even when talking about actions, it’s framed around inner states and meaning, like “I need to get stoned, cut or drunk. I just need to feel something.” and the reflection “I just realised how sick I am. I do anything to fuck up my body…. I just want it to end”. They’re clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing emotion, relationships, and affirmation: they say “Because I like making others feel loved…”, respond warmly to anonymous messages like “Aww thats so nice but I bet you are awesome <33”, and are moved by compliments such as “I’m gonna cry this is the sweetest compliment ever!! Thank you <33”. Their lifestyle and tweeting style suggest Perceiving (P): they’re spontaneous, shifting quickly between moods and activities (“I’m stoned and everything is funny”, “Drinking on meds is sum else”), and don’t emphasize strict plans or structure, instead treating the account like a fluid diary, as in “I feel like this is lowkey my diary or something even tho I don’t post THAT much”. Putting these together—outgoing and chatty, emotionally expressive, meaning-focused, and spontaneous—ENFP fits best for @Maybleeds.
Some pickup lines for you
- "I need to get stoned, cut or drunk. I just need to feel something" — counter‑offer: we skip all three, go for coffee, and you feel how funny you are in real time while you yap my ear off instead.
- You feeling all cunty with that pink phone on 2025‑03‑25… if we dated I’d be your personal paparazzi, because honestly you looked like the main character of my timeline.
- You said on Tellonym you’re ‘not really’ happy right now — I know I can’t fix everything, but I can promise late‑night yapping sessions, cat picture swaps, and someone who actually listens when you say you’re tired again.
- You realised on 2025‑05‑23 how sick you are with doing anything to mess up your body… if you ever want to try something different, we could do anything that makes your body feel cared for instead — walks, naps, snacks, whatever you want, as long as I get to tag along.
- You: ‘Someone text me I’m bored and I need to yap.’ Me: *opens DMs* ‘Hi, I’m conducting a scientific study on whether talking to me reduces boredom. Hypothesis: you end up with a crush and a new favourite moots‑turned‑situationship.’
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Your new Twitter bio
20 • she/her • NL 🇳🇱 | Collector of funny TikToks, pink phones & cat scratches | Once drank on meds by accident, now I read labels twice– @Maybleeds
Your signature cocktail
Pink Phone Breakdown Spritz
This cocktail is inspired by the way she proudly flexes her aesthetic side, like when she said “Guys I feel so cunty with this pink phone ITS EPIC AAAAA”, so the drink leans pink and playful on the surface. The raspberry vodka and cotton candy match her depressed doll persona from her bio, sweet but clearly masking something heavier underneath. The grapefruit soda brings a bittersweet edge for moments like “I’m losing my mind.” and “I need to get stoned, cut or drunk. I just need to feel something.”, where the bubbly energy covers real pain. A float of blue curaçao hints at her stoned, giggly nights such as “I’m stoned and everything is funny” and drunk confessions like “Im sof uckinh drjnk damnn”. Finally, the sharp lemon twist represents the self-aware, honest side that comes out when she admits things like “Are you currently happy? 💛 💬 Not really no😭” and still reaches out to others with love, as in “Because I like making others feel loved…”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest through-line in Mayble’s tweets is kindness, warmth, and a desire to make others feel cared for, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff values. She repeatedly emphasizes wanting to make people feel loved, saying she prefers love over fame because she likes "making others feel loved" in “Because I like making others feel loved and honestly having fame seems cool and stuff but I think it’s also really stressful !!” and explicitly choosing LOVE in “LOVE #tellonym”. Her replies show a gentle, affirming nature toward others, as when she responds to someone’s insecurity with “Aww thats so nice but I bet you are awesome <33” and welcomes connection with “Yes ofc!! My dms are always open :D”. She values friendship and openness, shown in “I wanna be your friend 💬 Yayy!! We are now friends :)” and “Someone text me im bored and I need to yap”, reflecting a social, loyal, community-focused mindset. Even while struggling with her own mental health, she still centers others’ feelings and gratitude, like in “I think the world is better because of you 💬 I’m gonna cry this is the sweetest compliment ever!! Thank you <33”. Overall, her emphasis on love, emotional support, and being there for others over ego or achievement makes Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A fitting song for @Maybleeds is Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of dark self-destructive thoughts and vulnerable honesty that shows up throughout their posts. They openly wrestle with how badly they feel, saying things like “I just realised how sick I am. I do anything to fuck up my body…. I just want it to end”, which mirrors the song’s themes of wanting to escape yourself and your pain. The line in their bio, “depressed doll,” and posts like “I need to get stoned, cut or drunk. I just need to feel something.” echo the song’s fixation on self-harm, numbness, and horror-like imagery. At the same time, they clearly crave connection and love, responding to others with warmth like “Yayy!! We are now friends :)” and “Because I like making others feel loved…”, which fits the song’s vulnerable undercurrent beneath the darkness. This blend of morbidity, exhaustion, and a desire to be understood makes Bury A Friend a strong match for their online persona.
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