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May Mortem’s high‑energy, chaotic vibe is captured by the repeated rallying cry 'GET ON, MY DARLINGS!! While I wait for my beloved Tori, we will be messing around with Doom Mods!' which feels like a teenage rebel shouting a catchphrase. Their over‑the‑top defiance – 'The mental hospital cannot stop me! The government cannot stop me. THE GODS CANNOT STOP ME! I will simply be a horny little spider until the end of days!' – mirrors Bart’s classic 'I’m outta here!' attitude toward any authority. Their absurd humor, such as 'Hot take. Open face sandwiches are not sandwiches. They're just bread with toppings. Like a cursed pizza,' is the kind of goofy, school‑yard joke Bart would make. The constant 'SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK! After hours tonight at midnight with our guest @asterisks_png! See you all there!' and late‑night streaming plans echo Bart’s after‑school mischief and obsession with staying up late. Altogether, the blend of rebelliousness, slapstick absurdity, and teenage‑hour hustle makes Bart Simpson the Simpsons character that best matches May Mortem’s online persona.

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The user’s communication is highly outward‑focused, as seen in the enthusiastic call‑out 'GET ON, MY DARLINGS!! While I wait for my beloved Tori…', which shows an extroverted style. Their content is steeped in vivid, abstract imagery like 'Behold! The face behind the eldritch horror! So scary! Run for your life!', indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. They prioritize values and community, for example the charity stream 'Help us raise money for Veteran Mental Health' reflects a feeling‑based decision process. They also display a structured, schedule‑driven approach with posts such as 'SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK! After hours tonight at midnight…', characteristic of a judging orientation. Together these traits point to an ENFJ personality type.

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Vtuber, gamer & host of 'Last Stop Cafe' talkshow. Once turned into a real spider on stream. Streaming horror, sci-fi, indie games & ASMR. #ENVtuber– @maymortem69

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Web of the Void captures the Vtuber's eldritch spider persona and midnight horror aesthetic. The deep black vodka mirrors the void and the "The skin slowly starts to shed. The cracks form. The real horror beneath the fair skin slowly shows itself." tweet, while coffee liqueur fuels the sleepless energy of late‑night streams like the one announced in "SCHEDULE FOR THIS WEEK! After hours tonight at midnight...". Blood orange juice adds a splash of crimson that reflects the blood‑stained imagery in "The skin slowly starts to shed..." and the fierce declaration "The mental hospital cannot stop me! The government cannot stop me. THE GODS CANNOT STOP ME! I will simply be a horny little spider until the end of days!". A gummy spider garnish tops the drink as a literal nod to the recurring rallying cry "GET ON, MY DARLINGS!! While I wait for my beloved Tori, we will be messing around with Doom Mods!", giving it a playful, silly finish that matches the Vtuber's love of chaos and humor.

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May Mortem’s tweets show a strong drive for personal achievement and a desire to outshine others, such as the announcement 'I will be doing 23 days of Yule! ... hoping to reach 300 followers on twitch!' which highlights ambition. They repeatedly assert dominance over obstacles, e.g., 'The mental hospital cannot stop me! The government cannot stop me. THE GODS CANNOT STOP ME!' reflecting a cunning, self‑assertive attitude. Their strategic planning ('starting tomorrow, I will be spending at least 4 hours a day on content') and constant self‑promotion ('GET ON, MY DARLINGS!!') demonstrate resourcefulness and a focus on status. This combination of ambition, determination, and a willingness to outmaneuver challenges aligns best with the Slytherin house.

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The persona of May Mortem is a horror‑themed eldritch spider who loves to be a 'favorite nightmare', which aligns perfectly with Alice Cooper’s classic theatrical track 'Welcome to My Nightmare'. Their tweets describe a creeping horror, such as 'The skin slowly starts to shed. The cracks form. The real horror beneath the fair skin slowly shows itself' and 'I will simply be a horny little spider until the end of days!', echoing the song’s dark, unsettling vibe. The repeated chant 'GET ON, MY DARLINGS!!' mirrors the song’s inviting yet sinister call to enter the nightmare realm. Additionally, they often stream late‑night horror games and talk shows, reinforcing the midnight, nightmare atmosphere that the song celebrates. Overall, the lyrical theme of being welcomed into a personal nightmare matches May Mortem’s self‑portrait and streaming style.

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