McchickenToby
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal Friend: Rescuing his roommate from the bathroom in 'Not the message I thought I would be sending today. Had to leave class to free my roommate from the bathroom' shows he cares about his friends.
- Relaxed Attitude: Smoking with his dad in 'Just ripped the bong with pops. Solid end to the Monday' indicates a laid-back approach to life.
- Dark Humor: His reaction to his house fire in 'My fucking house is on fire. Just trying to roll a joint and leave. Fuck' shows he can find humor in tough situations.
- Appreciative: Thanking his mom for a gift in 'These are awesome. Thanks mom' shows he values his family.
- Honest: Admitting he bombed an accounting test in 'Bombed my accounting test this morning' shows he's not afraid to be honest about his failures.
Weaknesses:
- Offensive Language: His use of derogatory terms in 'How the fuck does a white guy look at a pair of Jordans and continue to buy and wear them? Not only are they nigga shoes, they look retarded too' is highly inappropriate.
- Crude Humor: The buttchugging interview anecdote is immature and potentially offensive.
- Substance Dependence: His frequent mentions of smoking weed suggest a possible reliance on it.
- Judgmental: His comment about fat people in 'Do fat people find eachother attractive or do they know they're ugly and just settle for what they can get?' is insensitive and judgmental.
- Easily Frustrated: His reaction to Tennessee football in 'I hate Tennessee football' shows he gets easily frustrated by things he doesn't like.
Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble
Toby's lifestyle and priorities align with Barney Gumble. Both enjoy drinking and partying ('God blessed us with an opportunity to drink outside today. I hope he's happy', mirroring Barney's constant presence at Moe's Tavern). They both seem to drift through life without a clear direction, often making questionable choices. Barney's lack of ambition and Toby's casual approach to academics ('I've gotta stop going to class. This hurts my brain way too much') are similar. While Barney is more harmless, both characters share a certain carefree and somewhat irresponsible attitude.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Toby embodies ESTP: extraverted, sensing, thinking, perceiving. His extraversion is evident in his constant engagement with social activities and his desire to be found when lost ('Phone died. Don't know where I am. Found a charger. Come find me. Please'). Sensing drives his focus on immediate experiences, like partying and smoking. His thinking side is displayed in his blunt opinions ('Oxford fucking blows. I don't care what you say'). Perceiving keeps him adaptable and spontaneous, seen in his willingness to try new things, like 'Sprinkle some blow on top of your geeb next time you smoke. Snowy geeb, thank me later'. He's a doer who lives in the moment.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a cold weather excuse? Because I'm ready to drink.
- Is your name Hailey Flavin? Because you're teaching me things I never expected.
- Are you a bong? Because I want to hit you with pops.
- Are you a Titans cheerleader? Because I hope you're good at sucking.
- Are you a bag of blow? Because I want to sprinkle you on top of my geeb.
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Vols fan, CoC enthusiast, and connoisseur of questionable decisions. Navigating life one bong rip at a time. Sometimes I set things on fire. Don't ask about the buttchugging interview.– @McchickenToby
Your signature cocktail
The Firestarter
The 'Firestarter' cocktail captures Toby's fiery personality and his tendency to cause chaos. Whiskey represents his love for drinking, while cinnamon schnapps adds a touch of spice. Tabasco sauce reflects his controversial opinions and his willingness to push boundaries. Ginger ale provides a bit of sweetness to balance the heat. The burnt marshmallow garnish is a nod to his house fire ('My fucking house is on fire'). It's a drink that's both bold and a little bit dangerous, just like Toby.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Toby would likely be sorted into Slytherin. His ambition is evident in his desire to 'own' his accounting test ('Acct 311, I will own you today'). He also shows a disregard for rules and a willingness to bend them, as seen in his frequent drug use ('Just ripped the bong with pops. Solid end to the Monday.'). His controversial opinions and willingness to express them, regardless of their impact, align with Slytherin's tendency to prioritize their own views. While not necessarily evil, Toby possesses the cunning and self-assuredness that define Slytherin.
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Takin' Care of Business - Bachman-Turner Overdrive
This song's laid-back, carefree vibe reflects Toby's approach to life. The lyrics about working hard and then enjoying the fruits of your labor align with Toby's tweets about partying and relaxing after (or instead of) studying. The song's classic rock sound fits Toby's appreciation for bands like Marshall Tucker Band and Led Zeppelin. The overall message of enjoying life and not taking things too seriously resonates with Toby's somewhat irresponsible and unapologetic personality. It's a soundtrack for his 'Toby is locked and loaded for Halloween' attitude.
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