Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently crafts jokes and self‑deprecating bits, like complaining about the heat with, “quem descobriu o Brasil pode ir cobrindo dnv pq o calor ta insuportável” and inventing absurd scenarios about Frank Iero stealing paçocas, “Gente o Frank Iero passou aqui em casa e roubou todas as minhas paçocas”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for My Chemical Romance and related interests, e.g. obsessing over specific songs and tours, “se esse tal d mcr nao tocar demolition lovers ano q vem aq no brasil, eu nem sei oq eu sou capaz d fzr” and celebrating their anniversary, “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE”.
- Bilingual: Comfortably switches between Portuguese and English in bio and tweets, such as joking in English about Americans and flying, “Today I learned that there are a substantial number of 'americans' who think that catapulting something into the air is flying”, while keeping most interactions in Portuguese.
- Affectionate: Expresses warmth and care toward followers and friends, calling them “McLovers” in “meus moots se chamam McLovers agr ❤️, amo vcs” and sending love to a friend, “JUJU VC É UMA QUERIDA”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on personal quirks and fears, like sharing phobias and recurring nightmares in “Curiosidades sobre mim tenho os dedos da mão direita extremamente tortos… ja tive o mesmo pesadelo todos os dias por um mês seguido” and joking about procrastination, “google pesquisar: como parar d procastinar wikihow”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshness: Tends to use aggressive or insulting wording when criticizing others, e.g. “vou participar sim bando de burro do krl” and calling someone a “gringo racistinha de merda” in “o gringo racistinha de merda me bloqueou, ganhei na vida”.
- Obsessiveness: Focuses extremely on MCR and specific members, like repeatedly lamenting not being able to be with Ray Toro in “as vezes lembro que não posso namorar o ray e fico bem triste” and “queria ter os seios fartos do ray no lugar do meu travesseiro”.
- Anxiety‑prone: Frequently mentions fear and panic around events, such as nightmares about getting lost going to a show, “tive pesadelo que eu me perdia em sp enquanto tentava achar o allianz no dia do show” and describing near “crises de pânico” reading news, “quase tive 4 convulsões, 5 avc's, 10 crises de pânico e 8 desmaios lendo isso”.
- Procrastination: Openly struggles with delaying tasks and productivity, humorously admitting to searching how to stop procrastinating in “google pesquisar: como parar d procastinar wikihow” and joking about only starting things late, like making many bracelets last‑minute, “se ngm trocar pulseira cmg no dia eu vou ficar mto triste pq ta dando mó trabalhão fzr isso aq”.
- Sleep‑neglect: Downplays lack of rest as normal or even better, as in “tive 4 horas de sono hj e parece q to melhor doq qnd eu durmo 7”, suggesting an unhealthy sleep pattern and possible disregard for rest.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and always a bit irreverent, but clearly affectionate toward their friends and obsessions. Like Bart, they live on exaggerated bits and running jokes, such as yelling FRERARD and MCR lyrics — for example, “FRERARD🗣️🗣️🗣️” and “I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING…”. Their humor is mischievous, sometimes crude or teasing, like “fã d genshin sendo racista, achamos garfo na cozinha” and “tava no saco do meu pai”, which fits Bart’s trollish, anti-authority vibe. At the same time, they show loyalty and warmth toward friends and moots, as in “meus moots se chamam McLovers agr ❤️, amo vcs”, similar to how Bart is secretly caring under his chaos. Their love of dark/emo aesthetics, dramatic overreactions about MCR shows like “ERA SÓ UM SHOW D REVENGE AQ NO BRASIL Q EU DORMIA MANSINHA 🥵”, and constant joking complaints about life all read like a modern, emo-fangirl version of Bart Simpson on Twitter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extraverted: highly interactive with moots, joking about social life and group identities, e.g. calling friends “McLovers” and describing their friend group in detail in “amo q meu grupinho de amigos quando sai é literalmente: meu best twink… e eu montada d gótica”, and openly asking others for advice like “gente, que horas vcs recomendam chegar no show do mcr?”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition over Sensing: they love fictional worlds and symbolism (Frankenstein/Frankenweenie, tarot, analog horror, vampires) and make abstract, exaggerated jokes like “se esse tal d mcr nao tocar demolition lovers… eu nem sei oq eu sou capaz d fzr”, which is more conceptual than concrete. They seem strongly Feeling: they rant about racism and injustice (“fã d genshin sendo racista, achamos garfo na cozinha”; “Sempre um gringo sem noção de classe, geografia, etc querendo defender a racista”), are affectionate to their followers (“meus moots se chamam McLovers agr ❤️, amo vcs”), and focus on emotional reactions more than structured argument. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: lots of self-deprecating procrastination and chaos energy like “google pesquisar: como parar d procastinar wikihow” and eating hamburgers right after waking up in “como eu to me sentindo agr q acabei d acordar e ja to comendo um hamburgão com coca”, as well as playful, spontaneous projects like making friendship bracelets in “se ngm trocar pulseira cmg no dia eu vou ficar mto triste pq ta dando mó trabalhão fzr isso aq”. Altogether, their expressive, imaginative, values-driven, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, Micheal McRomance, if you’re slowly turning into Frank Iero because of all the paçoca, should I start stocking Ferrero Rocher so we can be a full MCR snack combo on our first date?
- You said you’d sleep ‘mansinha’ if MCR played Demolition Lovers in Brazil — plot twist: they don’t need to tour, I can just stand next to you and we can be the real-life Demolition Lovers in the Allianz crowd.
- I saw your ‘how Pinterest sees you’ as room / singer / food / outfit / GERARD UEI… I volunteer to be the ‘food’ category, because clearly you’ve got exquisite taste.
- You’re a 17-year-old gothic guitarist with hyperphantasia, a crush on Ray Toro’s curls, and a phone that auto-reminds you about MCR shows — I’m not flirting, I’m just respectfully applying to be another recurring notification in your life.
- You joked about living in the MCR basement and wanting a Ray Toro in your bed; I can’t be Ray, but I can bring lasagna and guava juice to your basement and listen to ‘I Never Told You What I Do for a Living’ on loop while we scream ‘I TRIED’ together.
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17 • Brazilian plant nerd in a goth phase, studying organs by day and screaming MCR lyrics by night. Once forgot lactose intolerance for a yogurt.– @mcr5exists
Your signature cocktail
Demolition Lover on the Rocks
Black vodka is the dark, dramatic base, matching their goth MCR basement vibe and lines like “Micheal Mcromance” and the bio energy of 'SO WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ME?'. Guava juice nods to their favorite drink and Brazilian roots, echoing the chaotic sun-melt tweets like “quem descobriu o Brasil pode ir cobrindo dnv pq o calor ta insuportável”. An espresso shot captures their hyper, sleep-deprived stan mode from “tive 4 horas de sono hj e parece q to melhor doq qnd eu durmo 7”. Paçoca-infused syrup is sweet, nutty fanservice to the Frank Iero obsession in “Gente o Frank Iero passou aqui em casa e roubou todas as minhas paçocas”. The charcoal sugar rim and tiny bee garnish scream black-and-yellow aesthetics and love for bees from “FAV ANIMAL: abelhas”, making the whole drink a strong, slightly bitter-sweet, theatrical toast to screaming “I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING” at 3 a.m.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show very strong Gryffindor traits: loud convictions, impulsive courage, and a tendency to charge into conflict. For example, they repeatedly call out racism and fascism head‑on, mocking defenders of a far‑right figure and their historical revisionism in a very confrontational way: “mds mas gringo tem um tesão enorme em ficar defendendo a mussolini estaduninense né? e ainda fica desconversando e alterando a história…” and celebrating when a racist blocks them: “o gringo racistinha de merda me bloqueou, ganhei na vida 🎉🎉”. They also display a reckless, jokes-first bravado, like threatening dramatic action if My Chemical Romance doesn’t play a specific song: “se esse tal d mcr nao tocar demolition lovers ano q vem aq no brasil, eu nem sei oq eu sou capaz d fzr”. Their humor is bold, self-exposing, and often about enduring discomfort for fun or principle, as when they mockingly describe joining a snow-related trend despite brutal heat: “vou participar sim bando de burro do krl, vou enfiar minha cara na neve aqui no interior d sp com o sol d 42C torando nas minhas costa”. While they are creative and funny (a Ravenclaw-adjacent trait), the dominant pattern is fiery outspokenness, moral boldness, and a flair for dramatized risk, all of which align best with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
The song that best suits @mcr5exists is I’m Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance, because it matches both their chaotic humor and deep MCR obsession. Their entire persona revolves around MCR, from their name "Micheal McRomance" and bio lyric reference to The Sharpest Lives (“'SO WHY DON'T YOU BLOW ME?' 🗣🗣🗣”) to tweets like “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE 💥”. The dramatic, slightly unhinged teen energy of I’m Not Okay fits tweets where they joke about panic and overreaction, like “quase tive 4 convulsões, 5 avc's, 10 crises de pânico e 8 desmaios lendo isso”. The song’s blend of self-deprecating humor and genuine emotional intensity echoes posts such as “tive 4 horas de sono hj e parece q to melhor doq qnd eu durmo 7” and their constant joking about nightmares and fears, like “tive pesadelo que eu me perdia em sp enquanto tentava achar o allianz no dia do show”. Finally, the teen, goth-leaning, fandom-centered vibe of I’m Not Okay perfectly reflects their identity as a 17-year-old MCR fangirl who calls her followers "McLovers" and lives half her life screaming lyrics like “I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING”.
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