Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Often reflects on his behavior and patterns, like recognizing therapy dynamics in “chegou na terapia falando que não tem o que dizer hoje pode esperar que lá vem a maior falação da história” and joking about repeating habits in “fazendo de novo o que eu disse que não ia mais fazer mas eh final de ano vamos curtir né”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares insecurities and emotional states, like feeling lonely in “tenho ngm pra mandar um negocio desse que tristeza” and romantic frustration in “mais um ano mais um natal sem ter uma linda mulher para andar de mãos dadas comigo sob as luzes da praça em poços de caldas mg”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony to talk about daily life, such as describing drunk walking in “to voltando a pé pra casa trançando as perna de tanto chope que eu bebi” and the gym mirror in “absurdo demais o espelho e a iluminação da academia né... parece que acabou de treinar e tá no pump”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward people and animals, wanting connection in “quero ser buscado no aeroporto” and tenderness toward his cat in “como pode a menina me enrolando horrores daí vai lá e posta foto do meu gato em dump”.
- Introspective: Frequently questions life and meaning, like “minha vida eh uma mentira?” and noticing thought patterns in “sempre pensando se realmente fiz algo ou se só pensei em fazer ou até mesmo se comecei e não terminei”.
Weaknesses:
- Romantic-insecure: Shows repeated doubts and sadness about relationships, like “qual cor de cueca preciso usar pra arrumar uma namorada em 2026” and feeling hurt in “essas brincadeiras de ‘futuro ex’ me deixam muito triste”.
- Self-sabotaging: Recognizes patterns of doing what he said he wouldn’t, as in “fazendo de novo o que eu disse que não ia mais fazer”, and feeling like his next decision is always the worst in “talvez eu seja aquela pessoa que a pior decisão eh sempre a próxima”.
- Avoidant: Tends to dodge uncomfortable social obligations, like planning to disappear from work to skip the company event in “hoje vou precisar apenas desaparecer do escritório pra não precisar dar satisfação do pq não to indo na ‘confra’ da firma”.
- Negative-ruminative: Often revisits frustrations and heavy thoughts, such as “minha vida eh uma mentira?” and political hopelessness in “bagulho bizarro que país desgraçado”.
- Lifestyle-inconsistent: Expresses good intentions but struggles with follow-through, like resolving to not cancel dates in “esse ano eu não vou desmarcar um único date estou dando minha palavra” while also getting scolded for not going to the gym and sleeping late in “fui cortar o cabelo mas acabei eh tomando bronca pq nao to indo pra academia e to dormindo tarde todo dia”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The account mixes self-deprecating chaos, simple pleasures, and flashes of unexpected emotional depth in a very Homer Simpson way. They focus on small joys like coffee, beer and naps, e.g. “sexta feira ne eu vou fazer outro cafezinho sim” and “vim almoçar e to voltando a pé pra casa trançando as perna de tanto chope que eu bebi maravilha domingão quente desse bão demais uai”, just like Homer’s love of Duff and snacks. There’s a constant sense of muddling through life and repeating bad habits with a shrug, like “fazendo de novo o que eu disse que não ia mais fazer mas eh final de ano vamos curtir né” and “sempre pensando se realmente fiz algo ou se só pensei em fazer ou até mesmo se comecei e não terminei”. At the same time, he shows goofy romantic longing and loneliness reminiscent of Homer’s more tender moments, as in “mais um ano mais um natal sem ter uma linda mulher para andar de mãos dadas comigo sob as luzes da praça” and “alice in chains no fone e muito amor no coração pra dar sem uma mulher pra receber”. The mix of complaining about work and adult obligations (“cruel fazerem eu deixar meu gato sozinho em casa o dia inteiro pra eu poder ficar olhando pra uma tela no escritório”) while still cracking jokes and stumbling forward is very much Homer’s vibe rather than a more put-together character like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They lean Introvert: they often describe being alone or in their own head, like wanting just a nap with someone in a cozy scenario instead of big social scenes (“hoje era so um cochilinho numa cama king de uma mulher bonita ..”), and feeling quietly hurt by relationship dynamics (“essas brincadeiras de “futuro ex” me deixam muito triste”). Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in concrete everyday experiences: commuting and metro details (“absurdo o estrago que esse qr code podre da top faz no fluxo das catracas do metrô”), physical sensations like heat and air conditioning (“que calor absurdo, vo passar um cafezin”), food, beer, and specific places like Poços de Caldas (“pessoal as luzes do centro de poços de caldas estão lindas”). He appears more Feeling than Thinking: he frequently centers emotions, affection, and hurt in relationships (“mais um ano mais um natal sem ter uma linda mulher para andar de mãos dadas comigo sob as luzes da praça em poços de caldas”) and reacts viscerally to politics and injustice (“pelo amor de deus eu não aguento mais o quão estúpido vc precisa ser...”) rather than constructing detached arguments. His lifestyle reads as Perceiving: lots of spontaneous whims and last-minute feelings—wanting to move to a mystical music town (“em 2026 estarei me mudando pra são thome das letras para viver junto com o grande ventania fazendo música”), impulsive choices he said he wouldn’t repeat (“fazendo de novo o que eu disse que não ia mais fazer mas eh final de ano vamos curtir né”), and humorous chaos with dates and therapy rather than structured planning (“chegou na terapia falando que não tem o que dizer hoje pode esperar que lá vem a maior falação da história”). Taken together—the emotional, aesthetic, music-loving tone in his bio (“all that I want is some good loving musical thoughts”) and tweets about sensations, moods, and low-key experiences—fit best with ISFP, the introspective, feelings-centered, present-focused “artist” type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘all that I want is some good loving musical thoughts’ — I’ve got Alice in Chains on my headphones and way too much love in my heart… want to help me turn that tweet into a date instead of just gym motivation?
- Since you’re moving to São Thomé das Letras to make music with Ventania in 2026, I’m just checking: should I pack my guitar or just show up with cafezinho and emotional support for when the ‘feliz e depois triste de novo’ hits?
- You got anxious being far from your PC because you wanted to play CS — how about next time we balance the elo: one round of CS at your setup, one round of me holding your hand on the way to that Bluefit 24h you ‘no longer have excuses’ for?
- You’re out there asking which color underwear brings a girlfriend in 2026, but you literally farmed aura parking downtown right next to where you needed to go… I think the universe already answered, it just wants you to park that car next to me under the Christmas lights in Poços.
- If you’re really looking for someone to tweet your BBB26 thoughts, your supermarket amnesia, your ‘tive que trabalhar como se fosse maio’ rage and your ‘chope de domingo’ happiness… I volunteer as tribute, but only if the contract includes at least one king-size nap together.
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São Paulo • coffee, CS and crowded metros • once joined Twitter because Luciana Gimenez said famous people were here and I never found the exit– @mdelclaro
Your signature cocktail
Good Loving Musical Thoughts Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee, a nod to all the little caffeinated boosts and office survival arcs, like when they say “sexta feira ne eu vou fazer outro cafezinho sim” and simply “cafe ?”. An IPA-beer reduction syrup brings that slightly bitter, hoppy edge of chope and bar life, echoing the drunk sunny stroll of “to voltando a pé pra casa trançando as perna de tanto chope que eu bebi” and the “5 chope” craving in “vontade absurda de devorar 5 chope”. A splash of salted lime juice represents their melancholic-romantic streak and those chaotic dates, from “esse ano eu não vou desmarcar um único date” to the heartbreak of “como pode a menina me enrolando horrores daí vai lá e posta foto do meu gato em dump”. Sparkling water keeps it light and fizzy like their timeline of random thoughts, such as “presenciei dois caras se chamando de jão no metrô. incrivel ..” and “vontade de comprar um pack de bolas de tênis só pra cheirar”. Finally, it’s poured over a smoke-kissed ice cube, capturing the slightly self-destructive, end-of-year chaos of “fazendo de novo o que eu disse que não ia mais fazer mas eh final de ano vamos curtir né” and the stoned honesty of “dia 35 de dezembro to raspando o dichavador”, all wrapped in the musical tenderness of their bio, “all that I want is some good loving musical thoughts.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a down‑to‑earth, loyal, and quietly kind nature that aligns most with Hufflepuff. There’s a strong appreciation for simple, wholesome comforts and routine—coffee, chopp, walks home—which comes through in tweets like “sexta feira ne eu vou fazer outro cafezinho sim” and “vim almoçar e to voltando a pé pra casa trançando as perna de tanto chope que eu bebi maravilha domingão quente desse bão demais uai”. They show a lot of emotional loyalty and softness about relationships, e.g. feeling genuinely hurt and reflective about dating and ex-situations in “sonhei que tava com ex ficante na praia. ta complicada a cabeça no final de ano” and “essas brincadeiras de ‘futuro ex’ me deixam muito triste pq que vcs pensam assim vamos parar com isso.”. There’s also a caring, almost nurturing attitude toward others and their own space, like valuing a cozy home in “dinheiro n traz felicidade mas te proporciona uma casinha limpinha cheirosinha pra vc voltar do trabalho cansado e desfrutar” and feeling bad about leaving their cat alone in “cruel fazerem eu deixar meu gato sozinho em casa o dia inteiro pra eu poder ficar olhando pra uma tela no escritório”. While they do have flashes of political indignation and self-deprecating humor, there’s little evidence of Slytherin-style ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectual obsession; instead, persistence and small self-improvement efforts appear in things like going (or trying to go) to the gym and therapy, as in “chegou na terapia falando que não tem o que dizer hoje pode esperar que lá vem a maior falação da história” and “abriu uma bluefit 24h do lado de casa estou completamente sem desculpas agora.”. Altogether, the blend of modesty, emotional openness, affection for people and pets, and an emphasis on comfort and everyday decency points strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
No Excuses - Alice In Chains
The best fit is No Excuses by Alice In Chains, which mixes grunge melancholy with a kind of stubborn, low-key optimism that matches their vibe. They literally cite the band as emotional fuel, saying that “alice in chains no fone e muito amor no coração pra dar sem uma mulher pra receber eh assim que arrumo forças pra ir pra academia”, showing how closely their mood and routine are tied to this sound. The song’s themes of loneliness, emotional distance, and trying to muddle through align with tweets like “minha vida eh uma mentira?” and “um pouco triste de perceber q talvez eu seja aquela pessoa que a pior decisão eh sempre a próxima confesso”. At the same time, there’s humor and resilience in posts like “esse ano eu não vou desmarcar um único date estou dando minha palavra” and “hoje acordei decidido a ser melhor !”, mirroring the song’s sense of carrying on despite emotional messiness. Their mix of irony, self-deprecation, and craving for affection—seen in tweets such as “mais um ano mais um natal sem ter uma linda mulher para andar de mãos dadas comigo sob as luzes da praça”—sits perfectly in the emotional register of 90s alt-rock, making No Excuses feel like their personal soundtrack.
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