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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak, the perpetually down‑beat bartender of the Simpsons, best fits @meatfoid’s chaotic, self‑destructive, and nihilistic online persona. The user’s frequent references to suicidal fantasies and violent self‑harm – e.g., "I’m going to violently disembowel myself and eat my organs in front of you" and "Fascism is on the rise … I’m going to … violently kill myself in front of as many people as possible" – echo Moe’s well‑known bouts of depression and multiple suicide attempts. Their bitter, misanthropic commentary about people ("girls with daddy issues like old men…", "I think I just really hate a very specific genre of people") mirrors Moe’s gruff, cynical view of the world and his tendency to lash out at "woke" or "hipster" crowds. The random, off‑beat humor and absurd images, such as "I like having my laptop on top of my ovaries because it’s kinda like frying eggs" and the frequent use of the "🤍🪽" angel emoji, fit Moe’s quirky, sometimes grotesque jokes that appear on the bar’s chalkboard. Finally, the user even references "Moe girls" in a tweet, directly invoking the character’s name, further reinforcing the connection.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant stream of provocative posts like "xitter is so funny because people will call themselves woke…" and the frequent use of “🤍🪽” show a strong outward drive to engage and spark debate, indicating extraversion. Their references to abstract ideas, such as "Guy reading kafka: Hmmm very kafkaesque," reveal a preference for intuitive, pattern‑based thinking. The logical dissection in tweets like "Idk whats so hard to understand about this. Children arent born evil…" demonstrates a thinking orientation focused on critique rather than personal feeling. The erratic, jump‑cut style—moving from "Bombardiro Crocodilo… Un fottuto alligatore volante…" to unrelated memes without a clear plan—reflects a perceiving, spontaneous lifestyle. Together these traits align with the ENTP profile, the classic “debater” who loves to argue, explore ideas, and stay flexible.

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Writer, meme curator, humorist. Once fried an egg on my laptop (don’t try this). Surviving on coffee, music & existential crises. #MentalHealth– @meatfoid

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail’s name, "BPD Blood Angel", directly pulls from the bio’s "Patron Saint BPDfoid🪽" and the recurring "🤍🪽" emoji, mixing angelic and unsettling vibes. Absinthe, the "green fairy", provides the chaotic hallucination that mirrors the tweet "Im going to violently disembowel myself and eat my organs in front of you". Black vodka adds a deep darkness echoing the line "girls with daddy issues like old men, the average girl with mommy issues feels the need to kill everyone around her and hang herself with her own intestines". Egg white is a nod to the bizarre claim "i like having my laptop on top of my ovaries because it’s kinda like frying eggs and i. like fried eggs", giving the drink a fragile, foamy texture. Blood orange juice and sweet vermouth give a bright‑bitter finish that reflects the juxtaposition of "sweet serial killer on the warpath" and the self‑destructive mantra "NEVER KILL YOURSELF".

Your Hogwarts House
Based on the tweets and bio from @meatfoid, it is clear that they exhibit traits associated with Slytherin, particularly ambition and a willingness to challenge societal norms. Their critical views on various topics reflect a desire to provoke thought and discussion, as seen in tweets like 'I think if you call yourself ‘apolitical’ you’re a violently racist IDF soldier and have been molested 37 times,' which suggests a confrontational stance and a lack of fear in expressing unpopular opinions. Additionally, their interest in navigating complex social dynamics and their sharp commentary on others, such as when they say 'some people just never gotten they ass beat and it shows,' highlight a cunning outlook typical of Slytherins. Overall, their assertive and often provocative style aligns well with the values of ambition and resourcefulness associated with Slytherin.

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Their frequent references to self‑harm and existential emptiness, such as "Im going to violently disembowel myself and eat my organs in front of you" and "NEVER KILL YOURSELF", echo the raw confession of pain in Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”. The lyric "I hurt myself today / To see if I still feel" mirrors the user’s obsession with testing the limits of suffering. Their nihilistic line "god’s dead, i said baby that’s alright with me" resonates with the song’s refrain "What have I become? My sweetest friend". The overall tone of hopelessness and dark humor throughout their timeline matches the bleak, introspective mood of the track. The song’s stark acoustic cover by Johnny Cash further underscores the sense of a broken soul seeking redemption, aligning with their self‑described "Patron Saint BPDfoid" identity.

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