Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on mental state and habits, like recognizing anxiety cycles in “paralyzing anxiety that’s so bad it prevents you from doing anything which perpetuates your anxiety”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope, such as joking about their Zoom avatar in “I JOINED THE FUCKNG ZOOM CALL AND MY PFP IS CATBOY ZHONGLI…”.
- Creative: Draws and shares art, offers to sketch oomfs’ pfps in “int bait art warm up, reply and i'll try my best to draw your pfp”, and talks about OCs and game worlds.
- Community-oriented: Actively seeks and maintains connections through #oomfhunt and #promotwt like in “#oomfhunt d14, 2 weeks!! ☆ #promotwt canari…”.
- Determined: Despite struggles, expresses a strong desire to improve in “i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better” and plans around school/work.
Weaknesses:
- Self-isolating: Acknowledges withdrawing from others in “i can’t stop isolating myself it’s so bad”, which harms social support.
- Avoidant: Regularly procrastinates and ignores responsibilities as in “i do this awesome thing where i ignore all of my responsibilities and then they all crash on me at once”.
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to self-harm, scars, and relapse, such as “scratching scars feels so good FUUUUUUUCK” and censoring SH on their account.
- Body-insecure: Expresses intense body dissatisfaction and jealousy in “someone just posted a bc and i got so jealous i had to block them… my body is so fucking gross”.
- Catastrophizing: Often assumes the worst, like “today feels like the beginning of the end” and “i’ve become so anxious i feel nauseous… it feels like something terrible is about to happen”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: bright, introspective, anxious, and often crushed by the weight of their own expectations. Like Lisa, they care about ideas and niche interests, talking about physics and music theory in “5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same :3… 4. music theory and instrumentation 5. physics” and overthinking school to the point of nausea in “i’ve become so anxious i feel nauseous i feel horrible it feels like something terrible is about to happen”. Their perfectionism and academic stress shows in “i do this awesome thing where i ignore all of my responsibilities and then they all crash on me at once and i get so so so fucking anxious” and “i don’t have any assignments to do i think and i’m scated bc it feels wrong to jot have any assignments and it’s really fucking freaking me out”, mirroring Lisa’s constant school-related pressure. The loneliness and feeling misunderstood in “i feel like wveryone irl hates me and it sucks lioe i can feel rhem staring at me” and “i can’t stop isolating myself it’s so bad” also echo Lisa’s sense of being out of step with her peers. Even their attempts at self-improvement—“i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better”—fit Lisa’s mix of despair and stubborn hope.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: they frequently mention isolation and feeling disliked or misunderstood in real life, e.g. “i can’t stop isolating myself it’s so bad” and “i feel like wveryone irl hates me and it sucks lioe i can feel rhem staring at me”, and frame their account as a “virtual diary,” which suggests turning inward rather than seeking broad social stimulation. Their interests and language point strongly to Intuition (N): they focus on meanings, patterns, and meta-thoughts, such as comparing self-destructive behaviors to concepts in fiction in “if you think about it, suicide, sh, and eds are all cognito hazards” and reflecting on how skills form through emotional abuse in “i feel like most people gain this skill through emotional abuse tho lol”. They appear more Feeling (F) than Thinking, prioritizing emotional experience and relationships: they speak in affective, value-laden terms about jealousy and self-image in “someone just posted a bc and i got so jealous i had to block them. i’ve never felt that way… i feel so disgusted at myself” and about dread and hope in “i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better”. Finally, their disorganization, procrastination, and last‑minute coping fit Perceiving (P) better than Judging: they repeatedly describe ignoring responsibilities and improvising at the last second, like “i do this awesome thing where i ignore all of my responsibilities and then they all crash on me at once”, pulling all-nighters instead of following a plan in “i’ve decided to take the L and pull an allnighter”, and relying on external pressure to create art in “pls i can only do things when pressured by the presence of others”. Putting these together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Tomodachi Life 2 lets me import Miis, can I skip that and just import us already married? Because you talking about marrying Zhongli made me realize I’m aiming too low.
- You said the only thing keeping you alive is the prospect of Digimaiden 2—counter‑offer: we queue Terraria, Genshin, and a Kafka-in-Fortnite match, and you let me be DLC in your survival plan.
- You wrote, “I’m gonna get better I’m gonna get better” on loop—if you ever need someone sitting in VC while you grind assignments or gamesmaxx to avoid relapse, I’ll be there, quietly cheering every tiny ‘better’ like it’s a 5★ pull.
- Your teacher calling you ‘brave’ for the catboy Zhongli pfp was wild, because honestly the real bravery is tweeting ‘scratching scars feels so good’ and still managing to be that funny and self‑aware on main.
- You bring your DS to school, binge rhythm games, rant about Epic updating Fortnite instead of Genshin, and kin gaming—at this point I don’t want to be your oomf, I want to be your save file you never delete.
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Your new Twitter bio
canari ☆ 17 · he/him · rhythm game + hoyoverse enjoyer, drawing instead of sleeping. Once joined a school Zoom as catboy Zhongli and never recovered.– @mechanizedsoul
Your signature cocktail
Gamesmaxxing Catboy Highball
This drink runs on sleep deprivation and anxiety, just like him operating on “no sleep no calories no meds just an energy drink and a dream” “thinking about it i’m gonna be operating on no sleep no calories no meds just an energy drink and a dream”, so it starts with a punchy espresso-infused vodka base. The lychee soda and tonic make it sweet-but-slightly-bitter, mirroring his hopeful spirals like “i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better” “i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better” mixed with the constant dread of “paralyzing anxiety that’s so bad it prevents you from doing anything” “paralyzing anxiety that’s so bad it prevents you from doing anything which perpetuates your anxiety”. The blue curaçao drizzle is for his hoyoverse / gaming brainrot and catboy aesthetics, like bringing his DS to school and catboy Zhongli embarrassment “i brought my ds to school today” and “my PFP is catboy zhongli… I HAVE GOT TO KILL MYSELF”. A chili salt rim represents the sharp, self-destructive edge of shedtwt/edtwt and lines like “scratching scars feels so good FUUUUUUUCK” “scratching scars feels so good FUUUUUUUCK”, burning a little but hard to stop tasting. Finally, the rock candy stir stick is his virtual-diary softness and the way he clings to tiny joys like game releases and fandom bits, from “only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of digimaiden 2” “onlything keeping me alive is the prospect of digimaiden 2” to “I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS GAME GUYS” “i’m so fucking excited for this game guys, i’m gonna make all of my ocs live together.”. This cocktail is strong, weirdly comforting, a little abrasive, and absolutely built to be sipped while gamesmaxxing to “prevent relapse” “sorry for the actiivty drop i've been gamesmaxxing to try and prevennt relapse...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear love of learning and thinking deeply about things, which aligns strongly with Ravenclaw. They casually list physics and music theory and instrumentation among their top interests in “5 things I like and 5 oomfs to do the same :3”, and call Terraria and similar games appealing specifically because they require struggle and skill-building, as in their critique that assist features "inherently detract" from games where difficulty is part of the story in “idk, this makes me really sad… this inherently detracts from games like celeste or rainworld”. They reflect analytically on their own art process, comparing it to Blue Period in “i’ll subconsciously try to copy it… it’s something yuuta does in blue period, so it’s a similar experience between self taught and classically trained”, which shows meta-cognition and pattern-spotting rather than pure emotion. Even in casual fandom takes, they rank Hoyoverse games by how much the company "cares" about them in “my rank of how hoyo games based off of how much hoyo cares about them”, showing a tendency to systematize and evaluate. While they struggle with mental health and self-worth, their default mode is reflective, analytical, and knowledge/skill-oriented, which is archetypally Ravenclaw rather than driven by bravery (Gryffindor), loyalty (Hufflepuff), or ambition (Slytherin).
Your movie
Your song
Nobody - Mitski
A well-suited song for them is "Nobody" by Mitski because it captures intense loneliness, anxiety, and self-loathing mixed with a strange sense of humor and self-awareness, which matches their timeline. They openly talk about isolation and feeling hated, like when they say “i can’t stop isolating myself it’s so bad” and “i feel like wveryone irl hates me and it sucks lioe i can feel rhem staring at me”, reflecting the song’s desperate need for connection. Their ongoing anxiety and sense of doom, in tweets like “paralyzing anxiety that’s so bad it prevents you from doing anything which perpetuates your anxiety” and “today feels like the beginning of the end”, align with the song’s spiraling emotional build. At the same time, they mix dark humor with their pain, like “when the beat drops i’m going to fucking kill myself ☆” and “deadass i’ve had such a shit day but i’ve gone past the tipping point of Not caring anymore”, similar to how Mitski’s song sounds catchy and almost playful while describing crushing loneliness. Their use of Twitter as a “virtual diary” and their yearning for things to get better, as in “i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better i’m gonna get better”, fits the track’s mix of hopelessness and a tiny, stubborn desire for connection that never fully disappears.
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