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Like Lisa, Med Tart is a highly intellectual, principled progressive who often feels isolated by their own high standards and niche interests in history and philosophy. They share a deep commitment to social justice and democratic values, frequently critiquing both the right and the radical left, such as when they argue that “community notes are, overall, a good feature” for fighting misinformation. Their academic approach to religion and ethics mirrors Lisa’s spiritual seeker episodes, specifically in their interest in “Richard Swinburne/probabilistic theists” and the intersection of faith and modernity. Despite their activism, they possess a refined, somewhat “nerdy” sensibility for high culture and “civic love”, often finding themselves frustrated by the perceived “incompetence” and lack of nuance in the world around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
Med Tart exhibits Extroversion (E) through their highly social, 'rootless cosmopolite' persona and frequent engagement with online communities, exemplified by “I've established a space where people friendly to the Iranian cause can speak together”. Their Intuition (N) is dominant in their focus on (alt)history writing, religious theory, and abstract political strategy over concrete data, often engaging in “playing the metaphysical definition game”. Their Feeling (F) preference is clear in their focus on 'civic love' and emotional authenticity, as they argue “sweetness is very underestimated in politics”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in their eclectic, 'slop' style of content and their self-description as a “slightly gluttonous concubine with a palate softer than a flower”, prioritizing personal expression and vibes over rigid structure.

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Strategic progressive & (alt)history analyst bridging the gap between Whig theism and bioregionalism. Once survived German bureaucracy via homemade cheese buns.– @med_tart

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a 'rootless cosmopolite' blend that mirrors their “Med tart 🍑🇬🇷🇦🇲🇪🇺🏳️🌈” identity, using Greek Metaxa to ground their heritage while staying bubbly and 'princessy' enough to fight off any “panic attack over looking princessy and not matronly”. The peach nectar is a literal nod to their handle, while the lavender represents the “Strategic progressive 💜🌐” aesthetics they champion. A pinch of sea salt adds the necessary edge for someone who isn't afraid to tell 'tankoids' or 'moids' to “Shut the fuck up”. Finally, the sparkling finish reflects their belief that “Sweetness is very underestimated in politics”, creating a drink that is civic-minded, high-stakes, and unapologetically “Latina Beltist” in style.

Your Hogwarts House
Med Tart embodies Ravenclaw through their intense focus on intellectual theory, analytical writing, and the pursuit of nuance. Their bio identifies them as an “(Alt)history writer & analyst” and a scholar of “political & religious theory,” showcasing a love for learning and systemic thinking. They display a characteristic Ravenclaw wit and analytical detachment when criticizing others for being “uneducated dumbasses” or when deconstructing “metaphysical definition games” in political strategy. Their intellectualism is further proven by their curated list of favorite and “underrated” philosophers, showing a mind that values academic rigor and original thought over mere ideology.

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Med Tart identifies as a “rootless cosmopolite” who balances a deep appreciation for the divine with a fierce commitment to progressive liberty. They describe themselves as a “Whig theist” and a “strategic progressive”, mirroring the song's themes of global connection and soulful individuality. Their posts frequently blend high-level political analysis—advocating for “liberal democracy” against fascists—with soft, aesthetic domesticity, such as baking “homemade cheese buns”. This juxtaposition of being a “Latina Beltist” while engaging in serious “religious theory” captures the complex, multi-faceted essence of a modern, enlightened citizen of the world.

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