Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intense Loyalty: He shows unwavering support for his idols, such as defending Gabigol's 'aura' and expressing deep love despite the player's performance fluctuations.
- Culturally Engaged: He possesses a broad interest in media, from discussing Star Wars lore to recommending underrated anime like Summertime Render.
- Radical Honesty: He is unafraid to express unpopular opinions, such as criticizing the quality of Chinese animation or popular shows like Stranger Things.
- Self-Awareness: He recognizes his own flaws, such as the ridiculousness of commenting on reality TV or his tendency to distance himself from others.
- Socially Connected: He maintains strong ties with his online community, even creating a “Mutual Awards” list to celebrate his friends.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional Volatility: His mood shifts drastically based on sports, leading to aggressive outbursts like insulting coach Vojvoda during games.
- Avoidant Behavior: He admits to cutting people off at the first sign of disinterest to avoid potential abandonment.
- Deep Pessimism: He often views his favorite team and the world negatively, calling Santos a “disgustingly bad team” that can't win anything.
- Self-Deprecating Outlook: He frequently laments his socioeconomic status, such as feeling “brutalized” by being in rural Brazil while others travel abroad.
- Harsh Judgmentalism: He is quick to label others negatively, calling players “garbage” (bagre) or criticizing people's political and aesthetic choices.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Cesar embodies the hyper-critical, pop-culture-obsessed energy of The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy, frequently dismissing media and sports figures with harsh finality. He is a cynical gatekeeper who often labels things as 'animes ruins' or 'bagre', much like Jeff Albertson’s iconic 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' Catchphrase. Beyond his intense fandom for Chainsaw Man and Santos, he displays a melancholic, solitary side, admitting that “any sign of lack of interest, I already interpret it as they are going to abandon me and I immediately leave”. Ultimately, his tendency to get into heated online debates and his declaration that “every opinion from this guy is extremely exaggerated” mirrors the defensive, highly opinionated nature of Springfield’s favorite collector.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Cesar leans toward Introversion (I), often tweeting about feeling misunderstood or wanting to “get away from everyone”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his preference for thematic analysis of media like Chainsaw Man and Star Wars, frequently pondering abstract concepts like the “trap of the dark side” or personal premonitions of greatness. His Feeling (F) nature is highlighted by his emotional, often melancholic reflections on relationships, such as admitting that “everyone loves you but no one likes you” is a lonely feeling. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, reactive tweeting style and his admission of making impulsive decisions, like “interpreting any sign of disinterest as a reason to leave” rather than following a structured social plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m a better long-term investment than 18 million euros for Robinho Jr. — plus, I actually deliver results in the professional league.
- Are you the Chainsaw Man international assassins arc? Because I’ve been waiting all of 2025 just for a chance to see you in 2026.
- I’d never treat you like a Star Wars sequel; I actually care about your character development and I’ve been a fan since the Ahsoka days.
- Is your name Gabigol? Because even when everyone else calls you a bagre, I’m still here screaming that I love you for the 'aura'.
- I know you’re from Mustafar, but you don't have to worry about the dark side—I’d never be thinking about myself when I could be thinking about you.
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Passionate Santos FC analyst and cinema enthusiast. From Tatooine to Mustafar, navigating the fine line between anime critiques and football's emotional rollercoasters.– @medodebeija
Your signature cocktail
The Mustafar Peixão Punch
This drink captures Cesar's volatile energy as a die-hard Santos fan who fluctuates between “GABIGOL EU TE AMO PORRAA” and calling his own club a “time nojento de ruim”. The bitter lemon reflects his cynical view of relationships, often feeling that “todo mundo ama vc mas ninguém gosta de vc”, while the strong Brazilian cachaça highlights his pride in being “nordestino”. The dark blackberry base honors his love for Hayley Williams and the “arco dos assassinos internacionais” of Chainsaw Man. It is a high-octane mix for someone who admits that “qualquer sinal de desinteresse eu já interpreto como vai me abandonar e meto logo o pe”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Cesar exhibits a high degree of self-preservation and a cynical, realist worldview, stating, “any sign of disinterest I already interpret as going to abandon me and I quickly leave”. He values status and aesthetics, often analyzing the social dynamics and 'wealth' of his peers, as seen when he categorizes his mutuals into “aristocrat chic,” “rich, very rich,” or “middle class”. His ambition is paired with a sharp, judgmental wit directed at those he deems beneath his standards, such as when he calls a player “weak technically” or dismisses others' tastes as “ridiculous”. Ultimately, his belief that “I feel that one day I will be great, things will work out” captures the quintessential Slytherin drive for personal ascension and success.
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Hard Times - Paramore
Given that Cesar explicitly lists Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams in his bio and tweets lyrics from the band like “waiting, waiting drives you crazy...”, Hard Times perfectly captures his blend of upbeat pop-culture obsession and underlying existential dread. The song’s theme of hitting rock bottom resonates with his frequent melodramatic outbursts about his football team, such as “TIME HORRIVEL” and “EU VOU ME MATAR” over bad signings. Furthermore, the track reflects his cynical view of social dynamics and isolation, seen when he admits “vontade de me afastar de todo mundo”. Ultimately, the song mirrors his chaotic Twitter presence: a colorful mix of anime, football, and “sentimento mais solitário do mundo”.
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