Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Blunt honesty: Openly shares health issues and ED struggles, like low potassium and hospital visits in “Erm quess who’s back to the hospital for ANOTHER potassium infusion!!!!”.
- Dark humor: Uses humor to cope with distress, e.g. joking about mini heart attack in “Throwback when I was in the hospital cuz I had a mini heart attack from purging 🤣”.
- Community seeking: Frequently asks ED community questions and looks for shared experiences, like “Question for my bulimic moots who purge everyday, who else wakes up everyday with your hands locked and cramps…”.
- Self‑expression: Regularly posts outfits, hair changes, and selfies, such as “Todays fit👽” and “semi permanent hair dye cuz a bitch can’t sleep and is bored 🥱”.
- Boundary setting: Clearly rejects unwanted sexual attention and mislabeling of her account, as in “Dear gooners, this isn’t a fucking NSFW ACCOUNT I DONT WANT UR OLD SAGGY MICRO DICKS”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructiveness: Engages in extremely harmful behaviors (severe purging, laxatives, cutting) like “Cutting myself every time I don’t have a successful purge after a HUGE binge <<<”.
- Health denial: Minimizes serious medical risks despite repeated potassium infusions and heart symptoms, e.g. “Ugh I might get another potassium infusion this morning fuckkkk” and “my heart be feeling like it’s slowing down but everytime I go to one I get sent inpatient”.
- Aggressive hostility: Responds to conflict with harsh insults and rage, as in “Can fatass normal twt bitches get OFF my dick rn😭😭😭” and “Are u retarded”.
- Family resentment: Expresses intense hatred toward her mother, like “I hope my mom dies soon holy fuck”.
- Body fixation: Obsessively focuses on weight, BMI, and body parts, e.g. “77 lbs looks so fat on me omg” and “Biggest bmi 14 ever👎”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically the darker, more overwhelmed version of her from episodes where she feels isolated and misunderstood. Like Lisa, this user is highly self-aware and constantly analyzing her own body and mind, often questioning and overthinking things, such as when she asks “Guys, why do I see blood in my vomit after purging and mind you I’m hands free so I don’t even use fingers 😭” and “I lowkey want to go to the doctor to get a checkup cuz my heart be feeling like it’s slowing down but everytime I go to one I get sent inpatient next week , that’s the only thing that’s stopping me💀plz can anyone else relate before I lose my mind”. Lisa often struggles with feeling different from others and reacts strongly to social judgment, which mirrors tweets like “Going private cuz I’m getting death threats from normal twt for losing so much weight 😵💫😵💫😵💫” and “Why is normal twt so MAD at the fact that I wanted to change my body for ME🤣”. There’s also a mix of dark humor and genuine distress—Lisa’s occasional nihilistic or depressive episodes—reflected in posts such as “Kill me” and “Cutting myself every time I don’t have a successful purge after a HUGE binge <<<”. Finally, like Lisa’s tendency to rebel quietly against her environment while still craving control, this user swings between chaotic behavior (binge/purge cycles, drugs) and attempts to rationalize or control it, as seen in “Omfg why can’t I lose 4 pounds by purging everyday like I use to before, now I either maintain or lose 1 fucking pound AHHrGGG” and “They are planning on sending me back to the same ed place I went in January ☠️like it obviously didn’t work the first time so why send me AGAIN?!”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extraverted (E) because they frequently talk about going out, clubs, hookups, and social drama, e.g. asking “which outfit should I wear??😭” for the club and sharing multiple outfit pics in “Some of these are basic asf but I’m going to the club this weekend, which outfit should I wear??😭”, and posting about a sneaky link taking them to a buffet in “My sneaky link is gonna take me to a buffet rn…. How am I gonna tell him why I keep going to the bathroom back and forth💔💔💔#bulimiaaaaa”. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): they constantly describe concrete bodily sensations, food, clothes, and physical symptoms, such as “Not even the prescribed potassium supplements my doctor gave me ain’t doing shit🙄and I can’t stop cramping up and my veins feel like they are on fire” and detailed binge/purge content like “Just 🤮 6 or 7 packs of buldakkkk”. They read as Feeling (F) because their decisions and reactions are driven by emotion, self-worth, and relationships rather than detached logic, shown in posts like “Why am I so attached to men who treat me like shit🤦♀️💔” and the intense emotional outburst in “I hope my mom dies soon holy fuck”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) because their lifestyle is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured—ordering pizza at 10 a.m. in “Yes I order pizza at 10 am”, doing drugs on a whim as in “Guys I just did a line , so it is in fact ❄️😭now it’s mine”, and frequently reacting in the moment to urges to binge, purge, or get high rather than following a planned routine. Putting this together, their pattern of high social engagement, sensory focus, emotional expression, and impulsive behavior aligns best with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 77 lbs ‘looks so fat’ on you, but from here it kinda just looks like “way out of my league” 🧍♂️ so how do I apply to be the delusional skinny-fat sneaky link in NC?
- You’re over there b/p-ing Bojangles biscuits, chopped cheese, buldak and hot Cheetos, and I’m over here thinking: if we went to a buffet together, would you keep running to the bathroom or finally run into my arms instead?
- You got banned from Target for stealing makeup and still called yourself ‘fat asf’—meanwhile I’m over here ready to risk a lifetime ban just to steal one kiss and a semi-permanent place in your life.
- You said your heart feels like it’s slowing down and that you’re too exhausted and overwhelmed to answer everyone… if you ever need one person who actually shuts up, listens, and walks with you to the doctor instead of judging, I volunteer as tribute.
- You complain that even at your ‘prime’ BMI and with collarbone pics you never got the ‘Ana face’—personally, I’m more obsessed with ‘Lexi face’: chaotic, gorgeous, high asf sometimes, and somehow still the main character of every tweet.
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Your new Twitter bio
NC insomniac who orders pizza at 10am, argues with her scale, and somehow still makes it to the club. Opinions, outfits & oversharing included.– @medra28658
Your signature cocktail
The Potassium Infusion Princess
This cocktail is chaotic, intense, and a little dangerous—just like someone who casually says “Erm quess who’s back to the hospital for ANOTHER potassium infusion!!!!” and “Ugh I might get another potassium infusion this morning fuckkkk”. Spiced rum stands for their wild, club-ready, high-energy side asking “which outfit should I wear??😭” and getting high with “Me and my bag of 🍃 bc idk”. Sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of sweetness and bitterness in tweets like “I hope my mom dies soon holy fuck” and “Why am I so attached to men who treat me like shit🤦♀️💔”. The sparkling caffeinated lemonade reflects their restless, wired mornings of pizza and ice cream, like “Yes I order pizza at 10 am” and “I just devoured 4 ice cream tubs anyways , good morning ☀️”. A blue curaçao float is the electric edtwt aesthetic—bodychecks and transformations like “Biggest bmi 14 ever👎” and “2024 2025 my thighs were so HUGE 🤣”. Finally, the sea salt–sugar rim with chili mirrors their sharp, salty humor and hurtful self-talk, from “are u retarded” to “Cutting myself every time I don’t have a successful purge after a HUGE binge <<<”, making the drink beautiful, unhinged, and unforgettable.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their traits line up most strongly with Slytherin: highly driven about body goals, willing to endure extreme risk, and intensely focused on control. For example, they brag about spending money and effort purely to serve their eating disorder, showing ruthless single‑mindedness: “Spent like 300$ on food to just throw it up💔” and “Going to B/p 5 pounds of gummy bears 🐻”. They repeatedly prioritize self‑preservation of their thinness over literal medical danger, even after serious complications: “Throwback when I was in the hospital cuz I had a mini heart attack from purging 🤣”, “Erm quess who’s back to the hospital for ANOTHER potassium infusion!!!!”, and still say “Uhhh guys sorry but recovery been ass so now I’m back to lock tf in again:))”. Their defensiveness and aggression toward outsiders also fits Slytherin’s sharp, us‑vs‑them edge, like “Can fatass normal twt bitches get OFF my dick rn😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏if u hate ed bitches sm DEN SCROLL HO” and “Dear gooners, this isn’t a fucking NSFW ACCOUNT I DONT WANT UR OLD SAGGY MICRO DICKS”. Even their willingness to use rule‑breaking and manipulation shows Slytherin resourcefulness: “I got banned from target for stealing make up NOT food 🤣anyways that’s why ur fat asf” and their casual shift back to dangerous habits once supervision fades. While they have flashes of vulnerability and dark humor that could suggest other houses, the dominant pattern is ambitious, boundary‑pushing self‑preservation of their goals at any cost, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
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Your song
Control - Halsey
A well-fitting song for them is Control by Halsey, which centers on feeling consumed by your own mind, self-destruction, and the desire to be understood. They openly live in EDTWT and frame their identity around it, as seen in their bio “𝐿𝑒𝑥𝑖 #edtwt NOT NSFW THIS IS EDTWT!!” and posts like “Omfg why can’t I lose 4 pounds by purging everyday like I use to before, now I either maintain or lose 1 fucking pound AHHrGGG”, showing obsession and loss of control. Halsey’s lyrics about a “monster” inside mirror their own fear and physical damage from their behaviors, such as “Throwback when I was in the hospital cuz I had a mini heart attack from purging 🤣” and “Ugh I might get another potassium infusion this morning fuckkkk”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and defiance also matches tweets where they’re both exhausted and angry at the world, like “Guys I’m alive I’m just too exhausted and overwhelmed to answer everyone” and “Can fatass normal twt bitches get OFF my dick rn😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏if u hate ed bitches sm DEN SCROLL HO”. Control captures that chaotic blend of self-hate, dark humor, and wanting power over a life that keeps spiraling.
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