Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate gamer: Shows deep enthusiasm for Bungie and shooters, praising Marathon and Bungie’s legacy in tweets like “Thanks @MarathonTheGame. Love ya” and “Shame on all of you for doubting Bungie…”.
- High standards: Evaluates games and systems critically, detailing issues like controller vs mnk imbalance in “.@PlayHighguard The power imbalance between controller and mnk is driving me crazy.” and criticizing dungeon reward structure in “On top of the Dungeon itself being meh…”.
- Constructive critic: Offers concrete improvement ideas, such as UI and nav suggestions in “.@Destiny2Team It's such a small thing but make the Director the default main nav page again…” and reward tuning in “Why wouldn't they just make every single drop on any clear a t5 during contest.”.
- Community engaged: Frequently asks the community questions and invites discussion, as in “Destiny has been missing it's soul. What do you guys think that is?” and “What are we watching on Netflix right now?”.
- Self-aware: Shows reflection on their own behavior and mindset, especially in “Going forward, I will work on being a more positive person.” and acknowledging changing hype in “Damn I think ARC Raiders killed my hype for Marathon 💀”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses insults and slurs toward other players, such as “The amount of fucking retards I’m getting on my team in Highguard…” and “Too many warm soy milk losers.”.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping negative claims about groups, e.g. “The biggest downside of f2p is all the absolute dog shit, brain dead fucking idiots who end up playing.” and “Nobody will remember Will the Wise… They will remember Will the gay guy.”.
- Aggressive negativity: Often frames criticism with extreme pessimism, like “These are, hands down, Destiny's darkest days.” and “This game is never coming back guys. They won't let it.”.
- Personal attacks: Targets individuals or creators instead of just ideas, as seen in “Some of the dumbest people post about Halo. Unreal.” and “I wish D2 personalities had the balls to call each other out. Too many warm soy milk losers.”.
- Inflammatory rhetoric: Uses intense, punitive language about cheaters and devs, for instance “When it comes to how we should deal with cheaters, my position is extreme.” and “Trash is trash and should be thrown out!”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: intensely opinionated, hyper-online, and harshly critical about nerd media and games. Like Comic Book Guy’s constant "worst episode ever" energy, they regularly torch devs and players, calling Highguard teammates “absolute dog shit, brain dead fucking idiots” in “The amount of fucking retards I’m getting on my team in Highguard blows my fucking mind.”. They have strong, often negative takes on franchises and creators, such as “Is it too little too late for Star Wars? I don't even know that I have much faith in Filoni anymore.” and “Some of the dumbest people post about Halo. Unreal.”. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in their hobbies and can be enthusiastically positive when something hits, like “We are so back guys. The RAD team COOKED which means everything is fixed. Good job Bungie. Let's fucking do this thing.”. Their mix of elitism, niche gaming/media obsession, and caustic but passionate commentary is quintessential Comic Book Guy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extrovert (E) because they frequently address devs and audiences directly, seek engagement, and position themselves as a voice in the community, e.g. calling out others with tweets like “Drop some names. No fucking balls.” and claiming “Honestly the only player on this platform worth of your follow.”. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they often step back from specific matches to talk about broader patterns and industry direction, such as “People forget that Bungie is in the genre defining business. I think somewhere inside of them it still exists.” and “Destiny has been missing it's soul. What do you guys think that is?”. The Thinking (T) preference is strong: they criticize systems and decisions in a blunt, impersonal way rather than cushioning feelings, e.g. “Trash is trash and should be thrown out!” and “Can we finally please hold devs accountable without the fucking vocal minority shouting you down?”. Their tone and content are Judging (J): they focus on how things should be designed, propose fixes, and show strong preference for structure, as in “Prioritize the vital few: Audit executive decisions (20% effort for 80% fix).” and specific prescriptive feedback like “.@Destiny2Team It's such a small thing but make the Director the default main nav page again…”. Taken together—the outspoken public stance, big-picture meta commentary, system-oriented criticism, and prescriptive ‘here’s what you should do’ energy—fit best with ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said playing Destiny 2 right now is like visiting your old childhood house — same place, different soul. How about we queue something up together so it at least feels like a place you actually want to come home to?
- You’re out here begging @MarathonTheGame not to do aggression-based MM like ARC Raiders… meanwhile I’m trying to aggressively matchmake my heart into your fireteam. Promise I won’t leave mid-queue.
- You miss Lightfall, you hype Halo Infinite gun skill, and you want Marathon to make you a PvP god — clearly you like games that reward precision. Want to test if your aim assist works on people too, or do I have to strafe into your DMs manually?
- You said you’re working on being a more positive person, but I’ve seen your Highguard and Destiny rants — I think you just need better lobby balancing. We could start with a 2-stack: you, me, and zero brain-dead randoms.
- You’re selling DDR4, raging about controller AA, and asking if Solar Hunter is back — so clearly you’re min-maxing everything. Have you considered adding ‘Kirk + someone who actually eats all the gristle off their wings’ to your optimized build?
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Shooter enjoyer from Requiem. Bungie/Marathon hopeful, Destiny/Halo critic. Once bought a battle pass just to complain about it more efficiently.– @meFossa
Your signature cocktail
The Bungie Bitters: PvP God Mode
This cocktail hits as hard as their tweets: a strong overproof rye for the unapologetic, often furious gun-skill grinder who says things like “The amount of fucking retards I’m getting on my team in Highguard blows my fucking mind.” The sour lemon cordial nods to the bio’s cryptic “LEMON” and the constant tart skepticism in posts such as “Destiny has been missing it's soul. What do you guys think that is?” The orange liqueur adds a touch of sweetness for those rare, glowing moments of hype and loyalty, like “We are so back guys. The RAD team COOKED which means everything is fixed. Good job Bungie. Let's fucking do this thing.” Two dashes of aromatic bitters capture the long-simmering frustration with dev decisions, from “Really @Destiny2Team? Locked loadouts? Seriously man fuck this game.” to “Can we finally please hold devs accountable without the fucking vocal minority shouting you down? Trash is trash and should be thrown out!” Finally, a barspoon of fiery ginger syrup represents the spicy PvP swagger and Marathon faith in lines like “Love that @MarathonTheGame isn’t out here trying to make you feel like a shitty person for PvPing. PvP will make me god” and “People forget that Bungie is in the genre defining business.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows a strong mix of ambition, cutting bluntness, and an instinct to dominate competitive spaces, all classic Slytherin traits. They repeatedly frame themselves as above the average player and community, e.g. calling themselves “honestly the only player on this platform worth of your follow” and mocking others as “absolute dog shit, brain dead fucking idiots” in Highguard matches “The amount of fucking retards I’m getting on my team in Highguard blows my fucking mind.”. Their posts about cheaters and devs show a ruthless, almost punitive mentality: “When it comes to how we should deal with cheaters, my position is extreme.” and “Can we finally please hold devs accountable… Trash is trash and should be thrown out!”. They’re highly strategic and focused on power and advantage in games, complaining about controller vs MNK imbalance and SBMM/AA in ways that emphasize winning and dominance, such as “The power imbalance between controller and mnk is driving me crazy.”. Even when they praise Bungie or Marathon, it’s framed around big-picture success and genre dominance rather than cozy loyalty, for instance: “People forget that Bungie is in the genre defining business.”. This combination of ambition, self-assuredness, and a harsh, results-first worldview aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
A fitting song for @meFossa is Mr. Brightside because it captures an intense, restless energy that swings between optimism and frustration, much like their timeline. They clearly care deeply about competitive shooters and standards, praising Bungie and Marathon when they see potential, as in “Shame on all of you for doubting Bungie.” and “People forget that Bungie is in the genre defining business.”. At the same time, they vent hard when things feel unfair or low quality, like “The amount of fucking retards I’m getting on my team in Highguard blows my fucking mind.” and “Really @Destiny2Team? Locked loadouts? Seriously man fuck this game.”. That mix of passion, cynicism, and never fully walking away from the games they love mirrors the song’s anxious, obsessive drive and inability to let go. Even their own self-awareness arc, as in “Going forward, I will work on being a more positive person.”, reflects the track’s tension between emotional chaos and wanting to be better.
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