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Your Simpsons character
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, opinionated, and very online about social issues and media. Like Lisa yelling at TV injustice, they vent passionately about reality show contestants and unfair behavior, e.g. “tirem imediatamente essa sol e esse nojento desse matheus desse programa, não aguento mais ver a cara e ouvir a voz deles. #bbb26” and “só pq agora as pessoas tem peito pra peitar pessoas como ele com esses assuntos sérios, ele acha que é mimimi kkkkkkkkk”. They also have Lisa’s mix of sharp judgment and genuine affection, shifting from “caralhoooooo que gente idiota puta que pariu” to soft, almost idealistic admiration in posts like “eu amo essa menina” and “minha lindinha”. Their self-aware, slightly dramatic humor about queerness and crushes, such as “sou uma gay tão patética, se uma mulher só olhar pra mim eu já esqueço como se respira se anda se fala se tudo”, also fits Lisa’s earnest, heart-on-sleeve vibe when it comes to feelings and identity. Overall, they read as a very online, grown-up Lisa: righteous, emotional, a bit nerdy about their interests, and unafraid to call people out while still being deeply sentimental.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly extroverted: their timeline is full of live reactions to Big Brother and social dynamics, clearly energized by people and interaction, e.g. the excited caps in “PUTA QUE PARIU QUE BRIGA CHATAAAAAAA #bbb26” and the way they narrate party behavior in “essas porra bebe e fica carente de atenção”. Their language is very expressive and metaphorical, suggesting intuition (N) rather than concrete sensing, like in “sou uma gay tão patética, se uma mulher só olhar pra mim eu já esqueço como se respira se anda se fala se tudo” and “o cara tá sofrendo mais que jesus véi”. They clearly lead with feeling (F) values: they react intensely to perceived injustice and how people treat each other, as in “só pq agora as pessoas tem peito pra peitar pessoas como ele com esses assuntos sérios, ele acha que é mimimi kkkkkkkkkk” and “quero o fim desse idiota”, and they’re very open about affection in “eu amo essa menina”. Their lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible, consistent with perceiving (P): they joke about procrastinating in “fingindo que não tenho que acordar cedo pra ficar vagando aq”, and frustration at being stuck with a username in “pqp fiquei block de mudar o nome agr vou ter que ficar com esse rajA” suggests low attachment to fixed plans. Overall, a highly expressive, people-focused, emotionally candid and spontaneous style best fits ENFP.

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Raj ✶ • Big Brother BR live commentator & sapphic chaos enthusiast • Once forgot how to breathe because a girl smiled at me– @meivchae

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This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with grilled zucchini peel, a nod to their bio "eat up eat zucchini" and the chaotic Brazilian core of all the #bbb26 live‑tweeting like “PUTA QUE PARIU QUE BRIGA CHATAAAAAAA #bbb26”. Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for the way they drag people on the timeline, as in “tirem imediatamente essa sol e esse nojento desse matheus desse programa, não aguento mais ver a cara e ouvir a voz deles. #bbb26”. Passion fruit pulp represents the intense sapphic yearning and dramatic gay panic of “sou uma gay tão patética, se uma mulher só olhar pra mim eu já esqueço como se respira se anda se fala se tudo” and “um beijo sáfico é ALGO né”. Sparkling rosé adds flirty, bubbly energy for their playful stanning and affection, like “eu amo essa menina” and “minha lindinha”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture captures the explosive reactions and caps-lock meltdowns in tweets such as “caralhoooooo que gente idiota puta que pariu” and the sheer emotional overdrive of “usem drogas o que mata são os juros da nubank 💔”, making this drink as dramatic, loud, and addictive as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a very strong Gryffindor energy: they are outspoken, fiery, and quick to call out what they see as injustice or stupidity, especially in reality TV dynamics. For example, they bluntly demand accountability and removal of people they dislike from the show in tweets like “tirem imediatamente essa sol e esse nojento desse matheus desse programa, não aguento mais ver a cara e ouvir a voz deles. #bbb26” and “quero o fim desse idiota”, which reflects a confrontational, stand-up-for-what-I-think-is-right stance typical of Gryffindors. They also show strong reactions and moral judgment toward people minimizing serious issues, as in “só pq agora as pessoas tem peito pra peitar pessoas como ele com esses assuntos sérios, ele acha que é mimimi kkkkkkkkk”, indicating courage in backing those who "have the guts" to confront others. Their impulsive, emotional style is visible in exclamatory, heated tweets like “caralhoooooo que gente idiota puta que pariu” and “PUTA QUE PARIU QUE BRIGA CHATAAAAAAA #bbb26”, which show they react passionately and immediately rather than calmly or analytically. While they also display affection and humor (e.g. “sou uma gay tão patética, se uma mulher só olhar pra mim eu já esqueço como se respira se anda se fala se tudo”), the dominant pattern is bold, emotional confrontation and defense of their favorites—hallmarks of a Gryffindor temperament rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the measured detachment of Ravenclaw.

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Their timeline is chaotic, emotional, and funny in a very self-aware way, which fits the messy, impulsive vibe of bad idea right?. They describe themselves as “a gay so pathetic” who forgets how to function when a woman looks at them “sou uma gay tão patética, se uma mulher só olhar pra mim eu já esqueço como se respira se anda se fala se tudo”, echoing the song’s over-the-top desperation and lack of self-control. Their dramatic reactions to BBB and reality TV fights, like “PUTA QUE PARIU QUE BRIGA CHATAAAAAAA #bbb26” and “caralhoooooo que gente idiota puta que pariu”, match the song’s frenetic, ranty energy. They also revel in sapphic tension and kisses “um beijo sáfico é ALGO né”, which aligns with Olivia’s messy-romantic narratives. Overall, their mix of humor, chaos, queer longing, and zero chill about their faves is very much the emotional universe of bad idea right?.

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