Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and admiration for her boyfriend, e.g. “Meu namorado o mais fofinho do universo” and “EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS”.
- Passionate fan: Shows intense enthusiasm for CBLOL teams and players, defending VK and reacting emotionally to matches, e.g. “Vcs sao muito iludidos se vc acham que a red A ganha da vk academy ta bom” and “A vk nao pode perder pra loud dessa forma”.
- Humorous commentator: Uses irony and memes to narrate situations, e.g. “Mds jogo da vk e furia é papo de suicidio” and “do you ever go: 🤢… men … but then: … my boyfriend”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares her moods and struggles, from academic relief to emotional lows, e.g. “obrigada meu Deus minha vida academica vai voltar a ficar nos eixos” and “11 da manha e eu ja quero me matar”.
- Cultural enthusiast: Engages deeply with music, series, and pop culture, e.g. “Meu eterno album confort eu te amo midnights” and comments on films like “QUE FILMEZINHO RRUIM DOS INFERNOS”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses strong profanity and insults when frustrated, e.g. “Vai tomar no cu keyd que porra de jogo foi esse” and “NAO PODE SER POSSIVEL O PLOT DE WICKED SER POR CAUSA DE HOMEM VTMNC”.
- Dramatic pessimism: Uses extreme phrasing about distress, including references to self-harm or despair, e.g. “Mds jogo da vk e furia é papo de suicidio” and “11 da manha e eu ja quero me matar”.
- Obsessive attachment: Talks about wanting to control or isolate her boyfriend, even jokingly, e.g. “queria trancar ele em um porao, deveria ser proibido ser lindo assim” and constant “saudades do meu namorado” posts like this.
- Combative tone: Directly attacks or dismisses others in debates, e.g. “A mulher posta foto beijando o filho na boca e vcs acham normal vsfff” and “E vcs queriam o CEO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Emotional volatility: Timeline swings rapidly between intense joy and anger/sadness, e.g. euphoric love in “EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS” contrasted with acute frustration in “ESTAMOS EM 2026 E A PAIN AINDA ESTA EM CRISE” and “To sentindo uma vibe meio malevola, deus me ajude”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: expressive, emotionally intense, smart, and deeply invested in their niche interests. They show strong academic and intellectual orientation (“biotechnology, ufpa”) and relief when their academic life gets back on track, as in “obrigada meu Deus minha vida academica vai voltar a ficar nos eixos eu sou eternamente grata”, which mirrors Lisa’s drive to excel at school. They are also extremely passionate and opinionated about competitive esports and fairness in the scene, for example “nao acredito que realmente esqueceram que era pra boicotar LCS pq esses fdp tem mais vaga q a gente”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to call out injustice and structural problems. At the same time, they are very emotionally open and dramatic about love, constantly tweeting about missing and adoring their boyfriend, such as “EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS” and “11 da manha e eu ja quero me matar”, which fits Lisa’s heightened, sometimes melodramatic inner world. Their fandom energy for music and pop culture—loving Taylor Swift, BTS eras, and specific performances like “Minha performance fav pra krl”—also aligns with Lisa’s intense parasocial attachments and comfort in art and music. Overall, the combination of brainy, idealistic, emotionally big, and hyper-fangirl vibes is very Lisa Simpson coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of live reactions to CBLOL games and public drama, and they frequently share strong emotions openly, e.g. “Mds jogo da vk e furia é papo de suicidio” and “Vai tomar no cu keyd que porra de jogo foi esse”, which suggests energizing through external engagement rather than private reflection. Their style leans Intuitive rather than concrete Sensing: they fixate on vibes, aesthetics and symbolism (e.g. “Vou me apaixonar na estetica de opalite” and the dramatic framing of music and eras like “Saudaded da era map of the soul, rest in peace my beloved”) more than on practical detail. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: decisions and evaluations are made through emotional reactions and values, such as intense affection toward their boyfriend (“EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS”) and moral disgust toward perceived wrong behavior (“A mulher posta foto beijando o filho na boca e vcs acham normal vsfff”). Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, reactive and in-the-moment (live-commenting matches, changing moods quickly, e.g. “enjoei das minhas musicas de novo gg”), with little evidence of structured planning, long-term scheduling or a need for closure. Altogether, a highly expressive, emotionally driven, fandom-immersed, and spontaneous online presence best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying “saudades do meu namorado”, but have you considered updating the roster? I’m just saying… if Pain can stay in crisis since 2026, your love life is allowed a little mid-season transfer too.
- You listening to the saddest songs ever when you miss your boyfriend and looping “Midnights” as your comfort album is crazy, because I’m right here ready to be your deluxe edition: extra tracks, zero skips, permanent support buff.
- As a proud VKS enjoyer who already knows Red A isn’t beating VK Academy, I think we’d duo-queue perfectly: you bring the CBLOL rage tweets, I bring the tilt-proof energy, and together we hard-carry a relationship arc better than Pain’s entire split.
- You: biotech at UFPA, obsessed with Lux, Jinx and opalite aesthetics, cafe gelado as fuel. Me: fully prepared to be your favorite lab experiment—high levels of serotonin, no side effects, and clinically proven to hit harder than a LOS stomp on FURIA.
- You said your boyfriend is ‘the cutest, the most beautiful, the most talented, the most everything’—ambitious, but I’m willing to queue up for that boss fight. Consider me your next ‘resenha colossal’: a little scary, very chaotic, and absurdly fun to fall for.
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biotech @ ufpa • cbLOL + VKS enjoyer • known to miss my boyfriend, complain about Pain, and still submit my assignments on time– @Meliark_
Your signature cocktail
Midnight CBLOL Crisis (ft. My Boyfriend)
This cocktail starts with açaí-infused vodka to honor her Pará pride and chaotic national passion, echoing “Eu sou muito feliz por causa do meu país pará”. Cold brew coffee fuels the academic grind and late-game watch parties from “biotechnology, ufpa,” matching the vibe of “obrigada meu Deus minha vida academica vai voltar a ficar nos eixos”. The electric blue curaçao represents her VK/CBLOL stan energy and the constant drama of tweets like “ESTAMOS EM 2026 E A PAIN AINDA ESTA EM CRISE” and “Mds jogo da vk e furia é papo de suicidio”. Passion fruit syrup is for the absurdly sweet, loud love she has for her boyfriend, seen in “EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS” and “Meu namorado o mais lindo o mais fofo o mais talentoso o mais tudo”. Finally, a smoked salt rim brings a bitter-salty edge for her dramatic, slightly evil-humored takes like “Vai tomar no cu keyd que porra de jogo foi esse” and the emotional whiplash of “11 da manha e eu ja quero me matar”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is dominated by intense affection and loyalty, especially toward their boyfriend: they repeatedly post things like “Meu namorado o mais fofinho do universo”, “Meu namorado o mais lindo o mais fofo o mais talentoso o mais tudo”, and “EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS”, which shows a very Hufflepuff-ish devotion to loved ones. They also show gratitude and a grounded attitude about their own life, as in “obrigada meu Deus minha vida academica vai voltar a ficar nos eixos eu sou eternamente grata”, reflecting humility and appreciation more than raw ambition. Their fandom behavior is loyal and ride-or-die: they defend and hype their teams and players, e.g. “Xyno eu ja torço pra vc, nao precisa fazer isso nao” and “Vcs sao muito iludidos se vc acham que a red A ganha da vk academy ta bom”, showing steadfast support. Even when they criticize, it comes from a place of caring about fairness or quality (e.g. frustration with leagues or teams underperforming), not from cold ambition or elitism. Taken together—strong loyalty to partner and fandoms, gratitude, and an emotionally warm tone—these traits align most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
Lover - Taylor Swift
The song Lover fits them because their timeline is overflowing with intense, romantic devotion to their boyfriend, like when they say "Meu namorado o mais lindo o mais fofo o mais talentoso o mais tudo" and "EU AMO MEU NAMORADO MEU DEUS". They constantly miss him and imagine future moments together, as in "Ansiosa pra ver meu namorado e tirar 5 trilhões de fotos" and "vai ta tocando no meu casamento", which echoes the song’s cozy, domestic, long-term love imagery. Their dramatic romantic mood swings—complaining about men but adoring their own boyfriend in "do you ever go: 🤢🤢🤢... men ... but then: ... my boyfriend"—match the emotional sincerity and hyper-romantic tone Taylor uses. They also openly love Taylor’s music, calling Midnights their comfort album in "Meu eterno album confort eu te amo midnights", so choosing a Taylor Swift love anthem aligns perfectly with their fandom and aesthetic. Overall, the tender, slightly dramatic, all-consuming love in Lover mirrors the way they talk about their relationship and daily life online.
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