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Your Simpsons character
The user constantly vents about broken game mechanics, e.g., "i made a screenshot to show how fucking broken hook skillshots' hitboxes are in this game", showing a rebellious, impatient attitude. They also brag about being "low elo, hardstuck" and complain about rank, typical of a bratty teen who feels stuck, similar to Bart's constant frustration with school. Their frequent use of profanity and sarcastic humor, like "bro this twt update is so funny im just looking at everyone's locations, how you talking so confidently when ur literally from india 😂😂😂", mirrors Bart's irreverent style. They also display a love for random memes and random topics, much like Bart's eclectic interests. Overall, the combination of teenage rebellion, sarcasm, and constant complaining aligns best with Bart Simpson.

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The user’s communication is introspective and emotionally driven, as seen in “the biggest lie i be telling is 'i respect your decision'. i really don't.” and “i’ll never be friends with bad texters,” indicating a preference for internal reflection over external social engagement. They tend to focus on personal feelings and possibilities rather than concrete details, evident in “i think its time to stop being immature and get out of plat” and “anyone wanna learn japanese with me from scratch…,” showing an intuitive, future‑oriented outlook. Decision‑making is guided by personal values and emotions, illustrated by “bro fuck if only i was a woman i could just dm a random challenger jungler on discord and ask him to screenshare and live coach me” and “i rarely have bad interactions… just goat countries full of goat people ig,” which prioritize how they feel over objective analysis. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, with frequent off‑the‑cuff posts like “anyone else like posts they see with 0 likes just so the person doesn't feel bad 😂” and “who in plat tryna play val? I might be making a return frr,” indicating a perceiving preference.

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12-year ban survivor turned gamer, League & Minecraft enthusiast, learning Japanese, sharing memes & gaming rants. 🎮– @melloooowww_

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The cocktail mixes smooth whole milk, echoing the tweet "there is actually not one time in the day where i'm not thrilled at the thought of a nice refreshing glass of milk". A shot of cold brew coffee adds the energy they crave, referencing "mocha is so flippin good man i cant stop drinking it". A splash of apple juice brings the bright, simple pleasure they mention in "does anyone not like apple juice". Blue curaçao gives a neon pop that mirrors their angry gaming outbursts, like "i made a screenshot to show how f***ing broken hook skillshots' hitboxes are in this game". A pinch of cinnamon adds a spicy kick for the fiery rants such as "lowkey getting a pet penguin would fix me" and the overall chaotic meme vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently displays ambition and a drive to climb social and gaming hierarchies, which aligns with Slytherin traits. They brag about achievements, for example "BIG FUCKING NEWS BOYS I'VE BEEN UNBANNED FROM HYPIXEL 12 YEARS LATER AFTER I BROKE THE RULES WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD BACK IN 2013. ONLY TOOK 12 YEARS. CMONNNN", showing a desire for status. They explicitly aim to improve their rank, stating "i think its time to stop being immature and get out of plat" and "jungle is hands down the best role for climbing, never switching now. bring on the team diffs i dont care im ready!!!". Their focus on personal advancement extends beyond gaming, as they plan to "fuck it im locking back into learning japanese again so i can speak it when i go". This combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑promotion points to Slytherin.

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The Linkin Park track 'In the End' captures the user’s feeling of endless effort with little reward, as they lament being 'low elo, hardstuck, fat, 600 games played and nothing to show for it' and say 'I think it’s time to stop being immature and get out of plat.' The lyric 'I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter' mirrors their repeated frustrations about 'skillless and broken 50% of champs' and 'trying to climb but staying stuck.' Their mixed hope and resignation, like 'jungle is hands down the best role for climbing, never switching now,' aligns with the song’s blend of determination and futility. The recurring self‑deprecating humor such as 'if my league duo got another duo I would kill myself' also fits the song’s bitter, reflective tone.

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