
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Vik shares Lisa Simpson’s tendency toward deep existential sadness and feeling misunderstood by those around them, as seen when they tweet, “everyone expects so much of me when im just trying to stay alive.” Much like Lisa’s episodes focusing on perfectionism and body image, Vik displays a hyper-fixation on control, stating, “ate 140 cal over my limit (700) because i was stressed.” They both possess a melancholic intelligence, with Vik identifying with high-brow dramas like House M.D. or BoJack Horseman during “lowest moments.” Ultimately, the user's struggle with self-worth and the desire to be “skinny before i die” mirrors the more tragic, internal battles Lisa faces when she feels the world is too heavy to bear.

Your MBTI personality Type
Vik demonstrates strong Introversion, focusing on solitary consumption of media like “watching either house md or bojack horseman” and expressing a desire to “cut off all my irls”. Their Intuitive side is seen in the symbolic value they place on their appearance and identity, viewing their journey through a lens of tragic idealism where they “need to get skinny before i die”. As a Feeling type, their posts are deeply rooted in raw emotional states and self-image, such as when they feel “like a fatass” due to stress or lament that “ill never be beautiful anyway”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in their impulsive and inconsistent habits, admitting they “really want to steal a vodka shot” and acknowledging they are “inconsistent” with their routines.

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Passionate about health, wellness, and mental health advocacy. When I’m not catching up on medical dramas, you can find me finding peace in a good workout.– @mellowbubblz

Your signature cocktail
This drink centers around a heavy base of vodka because “vodka shots are peak and ill never accept otherwise”. The vibrant Blue Curacao matches their 'blue hair baddie' persona, while the bitter lemon provides a sharp edge reflecting their “hashtag relapsing” mood. It is served over plenty of ice to keep the calorie count low, nodding to the “diet of a starving victorian child”. Finally, it's garnished with a single cracker because, despite everything, they still “love goldfish. yummy”.

Your Hogwarts House
Vik demonstrates the Slytherin traits of ambition and a fixation on personal goals, specifically regarding their self-image and control. Their drive is evident in the desire to “get skinny before i die,” showcasing a relentless, albeit self-destructive, pursuit of a specific vision. They exhibit a certain cunning and resourcefulness in their habits, such as the plan to “steal a vodka shot from my roommate's bottle,” showing they prioritize their own desires over social norms. This focus on the self and a darker, more nihilistic sense of ambition, like being “on a roll” when maintaining strict control, aligns with the more intense, goal-oriented aspects of the Slytherin house.

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This song perfectly mirrors Vik’s struggle with body image and the destructive cycle of an eating disorder. The lyrics about calorie counting and the desire to be thin resonate deeply with their admission of being “anorexic; lw 83 lbs” and their fixation on body checks, such as when they post, “#bodycheck i love my collarbones”. The track’s underlying sadness reflects the exhaustion Vik expresses when they say, “everyone expects so much of me when im just trying to stay alive”. Ultimately, the song captures the irony of pursuing a beauty standard that feels deadly, matching Vik's dark sentiment: “need to get skinny before i die”.

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