Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially engaged: Frequently replies to and quote-tweets others, e.g. defending idols and friends in tweets like “All this person did was to identify with xenogenders and you guys are doing this shit .”.
- Politically aware: Shows strong concern about elections and rights in tweets like “my head hurts so much from election...” and “im just so glad illinois is blue i do NOT want my rights taken away omg”.
- Identity-conscious: Speaks up about indigenous and queer issues, e.g. “I came back to see so much anti indigenous sentiments …” and “right like… I’m still bisexual even if I happen to like women more than men or if I’m dating a woman .”.
- Protective loyal: Defends favored characters and groups strongly, such as “GET OF YARO’S BACK AND SHUT UP” and affectionately praising series like “One of my favorite seasons omg . I really LOVE Haruka and Pafu😭💗💗”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about stress, tiredness, and joy, such as “I’m kind of tired but I don’t wanna sleep” and “happy new years .”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Often resorts to aggressive phrasing like “SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH” and “SHUT UP HOE”.
- Violent rhetoric: Uses extreme imagery, e.g. “they’re right , BURN THE BUILDING DOWN ‼️‼️‼️” and “I need a gun right NOW!!!” when upset at media or companies.
- Intense negativity: Expresses strong hatred toward people or entities, such as “Nice is fucking ugly and I stand by that” and “I hope they go bankrupted and their building burns down”.
- Stress-prone: Posts frequent distress about school and politics like “i can fail school for all i care” and “my stomach hurts so bad from this election.”.
- Obsessive fandom: Strong fixation on media leads to extreme reactions, for example “I need enstars to eos like rn” and detailed rage at Ibuki’s writing in “why did they have to make ibuki IF THEY CANT WRITE HIM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: highly opinionated, politically aware, and willing to call out injustice, even harshly. Like Lisa, they’re very engaged with politics and rights, stressing election outcomes and civil liberties in posts like “im just so glad illinois is blue i do NOT want my rights taken away omg” and “california better stay blue omg”. They also show concern for Indigenous and colonized peoples, for example “Happy indigenous peoples’ day 🩷” and “I came back to see so much anti indigenous sentiments …”, mirroring Lisa’s advocacy for marginalized groups. At the same time, they combine intellect and fandom passion (ENSTARS, I-LAND, character analysis) with emotionally intense, sometimes dramatic reactions, as seen in “why do enstars keep making non Japanese characters IF THEY CAN’T WRITE THEM PROPERLY BRUH😭😭” and “I cannot express my anger on how ibuki’s solo is fucking ‘ longing identity , ’ they want to make him Japanese so bad”. This mix of moral seriousness, cultural criticism, and passionate outbursts is very Lisa-like, just expressed with more online bluntness.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly react to discourse, call people out, and express big emotions publicly, e.g. “SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH” and “GET OF YARO’S BACK AND SHUT UP”, which suggests energizing through interaction and conflict rather than withdrawal. Their style points to Intuition (N): they quickly jump from specific events to broader patterns and meanings, such as criticizing media representation of non‑Japanese characters in Enstars (“why do enstars keep making non Japanese characters IF THEY CAN’T WRITE THEM PROPERLY BRUH😭😭”) and cultural issues around Ryukyuans and indigenous people (“I came back to see so much anti indigenous sentiments …”, “non ryukyuans reporting live from a ryukyuan’s business:”). They are strongly Feeling (F)‑leaning: their arguments are grounded in values and emotional reactions rather than detached logic, as seen in “misogyny and ableism in one confession wow” and their visceral anger at harmful portrayals like “Now why would you draw them in Nazi Uniforms ??”. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) tendency: they tweet about procrastination and lack of structure (“im just probably gonna go study for finals :(”, “i can fail school for all i care”), change interests and usernames fluidly (“Time to change my username”, “kind of losing interest in enstars 😬”), and react spontaneously to media and politics (“my head hurts so much from election...”). Put together—expressive, values-driven, reactive, and flexible rather than structured—they fit best as ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging for Enstars to go EOS, but be so for real — if Happy Elements can’t write non‑Japanese characters properly, I volunteer as tribute to write you a self‑insert route where Eichi just buys you gifts and photocards forever. No gacha needed, just say yes.
- You said you ‘really LOVE Haruka and Pafu’ and that ‘Fuko, Yuju, and Gyuri all deserve better’ — so when are you going to add yourself to that list and let me treat you better than any rigged survival show or badly written idol event ever has?
- You: ‘I need a gun right NOW!!!’ ‘They were right, BURN THE BUILDING DOWN‼️’ Me: okay arsonist, how about we redirect that energy into setting my heart on fire instead of Happy Elements’ headquarters?
- You’re 18, Ryukyuan/Chinese, yelling ‘non‑Ryukyuans are so annoying’ while also crying over U.S. elections and mass deportations… If you ever want someone to rant to about politics, colonizers, and why Ibuki’s writing sucks, I’ll be your blue‑state emotional support crush.
- You can’t finish ice cream in 30 minutes, your wifi is ‘so ass,’ and you’re ‘kind of losing interest in enstars’ — sounds like you need a new special interest. Want to try hyperfixating on me next? I promise I have better lore than Kengeki no Mai.
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Your new Twitter bio
Rola | 18 | 🇨🇳 & Ryukyuan. Intersex & chronically online. Once took 30 minutes to finish one ice cream. Media, politics & fandom hot takes in one feed.– @melontrinkets
Your signature cocktail
Malignant Melon Prism Fizz
This drink starts with mid-strength melon liqueur for their name and icon, and their soda habit from “I can’t stop drinking soda”, poured over crushed ice to match their volatile, rapid-fire posting. Tart yuzu soda with a shot of caffeine reflects their energetic, hyperfixated fandom rambles like “ENSTARS .” and the frantic all-nighter vibes of “im just probably gonna go study for finals :(”. A dash of bitter amaro captures their sharp, furious critiques of media and politics, like “like I said , I hope happy element goes bankrupted and their headquarters burned down” and “i will never defend this country because of these people's stupidity . I hate this country sm .”. Pink grapefruit syrup adds a bright, bittersweet softness that shows up in their care for characters and people, like “She’s going to be fine !!” and “right like… I’m still bisexual even if I happen to like women more than men or if I’m dating a woman .”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim represents their Ryukyuan/Okinawan identity and righteous saltiness toward non-Ryukyuans, as in “Non ryukyuans are so annoying … SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!” and their demand that companies “LITERALLY JUST HIRE SOMEONE OKINAWAN”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows intense, values-driven anger that’s primarily oriented around power, boundaries, and self-preservation, which aligns strongly with Slytherin. They repeatedly advocate aggressive, scorched-earth responses toward entities that violate their principles, like wishing a company would go bankrupt and that “their headquarters burned down” in response to harmful representation in Enstars (“like I said , I hope happy element goes bankrupted and their headquarters burned down”, “I hope they go bankrupted and their building burns down”). This is less about heroic sacrifice (Gryffindor) and more about a ruthless, ends-justify-the-means instinct to destroy perceived oppressors. They often frame conflicts in terms of group power and survival—calling out anti‑indigenous sentiment and non‑Ryukyuans speaking over Ryukyuans (“Non ryukyuans are so annoying … SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!”, “I came back to see so much anti indigenous sentiments …”)—which is very Slytherin-coded solidarity: protect us, punish them. Even their political posts emphasize rights, safety, and rage at systemic threats (“im just so glad illinois is blue i do NOT want my rights taken away omg”, “i will never defend this country because of these people's stupidity . I hate this country sm .”). While there are flashes of care and attachment (e.g., affection for characters and friends), the dominant throughline is fierce, uncompromising protectiveness and vengeful ambition against opponents, which fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
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villain - Stella Jang
The song villain fits them because they lean into a dark, unapologetic persona, calling themself a “Malignant Narcissist” in their bio and tweeting lines like “Fortunately , no one mourns the wicked .”, which mirrors the song’s self-aware embrace of being perceived as bad. They openly express extreme frustration and vengeful wishes toward companies and fandoms, such as “like I said , I hope happy element goes bankrupted and their headquarters burned down” and “I hope they go bankrupted and their building burns down”, echoing the track’s theme of leaning into being the ‘villain’ in others’ narratives. At the same time, they’re politically aware and sensitive about identity and representation, seen in tweets like “I came back to see so much anti indigenous sentiments …” and “why do enstars keep making non Japanese characters IF THEY CAN’T WRITE THEM PROPERLY BRUH😭😭”, which parallels the song’s commentary on how society labels people without understanding them. Their intense parasocial/yume energy and fixation on specific characters, e.g. “oh my god i need eichi SO BADLY AND RIGHT NOW”, fits the melodramatic, performative tone of villain. Overall, the song’s mix of dark humor, self-claimed wickedness, and underlying critique of how others treat you aligns very closely with how @melontrinkets presents themself online.
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