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Your Simpsons character
The best match is Bart Simpson, because this user mixes chaotic gremlin energy with real talent and unexpected heart. Like Bart, they lean into self-deprecating humor and exaggerated bits about themselves, e.g. calling themselves a “chud” and joking about being “worthless” in “yes im worthless yes im chopped yes im a chud yes im wifeless yes i have nothing going for me but”, while still clearly being confident in their skills and achievements in competitive play, as seen in “mrc champs, 2 maps dropped whole mrc. THIS IS MY YEAR”. Their edgy, unserious one-liners like “next person to rage bait me will get pregnant” and “sometimes the lion wants headpats and to be called a good boy.” feel very Bart-coded: provocative, attention-grabbing, but ultimately playful. At the same time, they show bursts of determination and competitiveness that mirror Bart’s hidden try-hard side in episodes where he really cares, like grinding scrims and ranked in “amazing stream 55 gifted subs second account eternity with nearly 80 win rate + duoed with cooper for his last few games for rank 1” and still telling themselves to push on in “never ever give up.”. The mix of trolling, vulnerability, and real grind fits Bart more than any other main character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly invite interaction, streaming and scrimming with others, and openly seek attention and connection, e.g. “im free feb 14th if someone wants to fw a real one”, “pro scrims then ranked afterwards”, and “thank you for the likes i love you all but i need her attention more”. Their humor, fantasy-leaning references, and metaphorical self-talk suggest Intuition over Sensing, such as “sometimes the lion wants headpats and to be called a good boy.” and the recurring Chainsaw Man/reze imagery like “reze needs to blow me up 806 and leave my corpse as a charred crisp”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking: they talk about motivation, self-worth, and needing affection (“ive made too much progress mentally i need someone to ruin it”, “sometimes the lion wants headpats and to be called a good boy.”) rather than constructing logical arguments, and their rants about ranked or EU players are emotionally charged rather than analytical, e.g. “majority of eu players are a detriment in ranked… unmute and complain the rest of the game”. Finally, they skew Perceiving: their schedule is full but flexible and chaotic—doubling scrims, ranked all night, repeatedly changing focus (“rivals scrim > ow match > rivals ranked all night”) and joking contradictory mantras like “always give up.” vs. “never give up.”—all reflecting spontaneity and adaptation more than structured planning. Taken together, an energetic, emotionally expressive, attention-seeking streamer with playful, imaginative hyperbole and a loose, go-with-the-flow lifestyle is best described as ENFP.

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17 | he/they | flex DPS/support, pro scrims & ranked grind. Once played 10 hours, ended where I started, but the clips went crazy. twitch.tv/melophobiah– @Melophobiah

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around a high-energy core of espresso and spiced tequila to match their grind of back-to-back scrims and ranked, like “pro scrims then ranked afterwards” and “rivals scrim > ow match > rivals ranked all night”. The espresso shot is their late-night, clip-chasing focus, echoing “started with a wiff, into not missing game winning shots. anything is possible when in the flow state”. Spiced tequila brings bite and confidence, reflecting lines like “next person to rage bait me will get pregnant” and their willingness to call out EU ranked with “majority of eu players are a detriment in ranked”. Hibiscus syrup adds a deep red sweetness for their soft, affectionate side toward friends and holidays, seen in “happy holiday season i love this time of year ^_^” and “i hope everyone has a good christmas love ur huggedones”. Lime juice cuts through with tart self-deprecation and emo humor, nodding to “yes im worthless yes im chopped yes im a chud yes im wifeless yes i have nothing going for me but” and their dramatic gamer suffering like “rivals matchmaking is purgatory and nothing will ever make me feel worse than clicking that queue button”. Finally, sparkling water on top represents their playful, online-chaotic fizz—thirsty tweets like “im free feb 14th if someone wants to fw a real one” and their anime/CSM obsession from “idk why i wasnt watching anime before this shit is just so peak” and “new csm got announced like yeah im so happy no one can bring me down” give the drink an irreverent, bubbly finish.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows intense ambition and competitiveness, especially around ranked and placing highly: they push for top 10 with posts like “try hard going for top 10 on main twitch .tv/melophobiah” and celebrate major wins such as “mrc champs, 2 maps dropped whole mrc. THIS IS MY YEAR”, which reflects a Slytherin drive to climb and dominate. They are also strategic and self-focused about their grind, streaming constant scrims and ranked, e.g. “pro scrims then ranked afterwards” and “rivals scrim > ow match > rivals ranked all night”, showing a ruthless dedication to improvement that aligns more with Slytherin than the softer industriousness of Hufflepuff. Their sharp, sometimes cutting attitude toward others—especially EU/ranked players—shows a Slytherin edge, as in “majority of eu players are a detriment in ranked. its not skill its that they lose 2 fights … and unmute and complain the rest of the game” and “if ur eu just avoid me only a handful of eu players are worth trying with”, prioritizing performance and self-preservation over harmony. Even their joking self-mythologizing—calling themselves a “chud,” talking about a “reze” who tries to kill them, or saying “no longer looking for wife. im in a committed relationship with the game.”—fits Slytherin’s dramatic, identity-driven mindset more than Gryffindor’s straightforward heroism or Ravenclaw’s cerebral angle. While they have moments of vulnerability and affection toward their community, the dominant throughline is ambition, grind, and a willingness to be harsh in pursuit of success, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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A well‑suited song for them is “Mr. Rager” by Kid Cudi, because it captures the mix of grind, burnout, and big dreams they show on their timeline. They constantly push themselves in competitive games and scrims, like when they say they’re “try hard going for top 10 on main twitch .tv/melophobiah” and running marathon days such as “8 10 mr scrim, 10 12 ow scrim. ranked after”. At the same time, they’re open about mental swings and doubts, posting things like “maybe give up? idk anymore man” right next to “never give up.”. That emotional push‑and‑pull, along with joking self‑deprecation like “yes im worthless yes im chopped yes im a chud yes im wifeless yes i have nothing going for me but”, mirrors Cudi’s themes of inner struggle and perseverance. Even when they say things like “no longer looking for wife. im in a committed relationship with the game.”, there’s a sense of throwing everything into the grind the way Mr. Rager throws himself into the journey, chasing something bigger despite the chaos.

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