Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly calls themselves a dumbass while analyzing learning setbacks in “learning Japanese is hard, but it's even harder when you're a dumbass like me”.
- Reflective: Evaluates past behavior and growth in “wow. I was a dumbass last year” and sets goals in “If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year.”.
- Creative: Shows imagination in posts like the inner monologue in “A peek into what my mind looks like” and the humorous worldbuilding around Clair Obscure Expedition in “with this sacred treasure I summon, Clair Obscure Expedition 33!”.
- Curious: Explores languages and media, learning Japanese in “Melvierce desu. douzo goroshiku” and asking for game recommendations in “can someone recommend me a metroidvania that isn't related to hollow knight?”.
- Humorous: Consistently frames thoughts as jokes, like the wordplay in “when you take a sh!t, you're not actually taking a sh!t. you're leaving it behind” and the exaggerated goon quotes in “do not fear the man who has gooned a thousand times”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently undermines themselves, calling themselves a dumbass in “learning Japanese is hard, but it's even harder when you're a dumbass like me” and reflecting harshly in “wow. I was a dumbass last year”.
- Pessimistic: Expresses repeated hopelessness about life setbacks in “every time I feel like things are looking up, some bullshit out of my control happens which puts me back at the depths of despair”.
- Inconsistent: Admits to starting and dropping efforts, as in “If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year.” and needing to ‘lock in’ to make a video in “I need to lock in and make a video.”.
- Harsh-judging: Shows strong negative judgment toward others, e.g. “the guys on the internet complaining about being old deserve to feel old 90% of the time” and “my malice against a certain group of people is growing”.
- Attention-driven: Frames conflict and Twitter use as needing a reason to be online, as in “the way I found my late closest online friend is by beefing with people. so I'm gonna have to go back to doing this so I can find another one and feel like I have a reason to use twitter.”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account’s mix of mischief, irreverent humor, and self-deprecating reflection lines up most closely with Bart Simpson. They crack dumb-yet-clever jokes like “when you take a sh!t, you're not actually taking a sh!t. you're leaving it behind” and lean into chaotic internet culture with lines like “do not fear the man who has gooned a thousand times, fear the man with a thousand goons”, which feels very Bart-core troublemaking. There’s also that bratty-but-playful antagonism toward others, e.g. “the guys on the internet complaining about being old deserve to feel old 90% of the time” and “my malice against a certain group of people is growing”, echoing Bart’s instinct to roast and provoke. At the same time, they show real introspection and frustration about life and improvement, like “every time I feel like things are looking up, some bullshit out of my control happens which puts me back at the depths of despair” and the determination in “2026 will be my year. this time I'll lock in the whole year instead of for 2 months”, which fits Bart’s hidden earnest streak. Their love of games, memes, and slacking/procrastinating while wanting to “lock in” also mirrors Bart’s eternal tension between goofing off and trying—briefly—to do better.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets revolve around solitary activities like gaming, drawing, language learning, and internal struggles, for example describing their mental noise in “A peek into what my mind looks like: 'weren't you supposed to do those 10 Herculean feats today?' ... 'I just came remind you that you're a dumbass'” and reflecting on feeling trapped by life circumstances in “every time I feel like things are looking up, some bullshit out of my control happens which puts me back at the depths of despair”. They favor Intuition over Sensing, often making abstract, conceptual observations like “if all roads lead to Rome then all roads lead away from it too” and philosophical jokes such as “when you take a sh!t, you're not actually taking a sh!t. you're leaving it behind”, rather than focusing on concrete sensory details. Their style is clearly Thinking: they analyze systems and tech (e.g. Grok and AI image editing) with detached logic in “people are getting mad about Grok's ability to edit images... we shouldn't be hysterical about this since it hasn't been used maliciously yet” and critique game design and mechanics in “some drawings that take a lot of skill to make end up having way too much going on which makes them impossible to follow”. Their blunt humor toward themselves and others, like “the guys on the internet complaining about being old deserve to feel old 90% of the time”, also points to T over F. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they struggle with consistency and planning, admitting procrastination and lack of follow-through in “If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year” and joking about failing to "lock in" beyond a short period in “2026 will be my year. this time I'll lock in the whole year instead of for 2 months”. Their curiosity, experimental approach to art and games, and tendency to overthink rather than execute, such as “I need to lock in and make a video.”, all fit the flexible, idea-focused nature of an INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If all roads lead to Rome and away from it, statistically one of them has to lead to you and your ‘Clair Obscure Expedition 33’ era—mind if I pick that route and speedrun becoming your favorite side quest?
- You said ‘bomberman is a character everyone knows but no one knows’—let’s fix that: you be Super Bomberman 4 (peak, not up for debate), I’ll be the NES version, and you can lovingly explain to me how to improve over dinner.
- You said you want to one day make a piece of media so good that people can see all the love put into it—based on your timeline, I’d settle for being the low-budget prequel where you practice putting that love into a person instead.
- You didn’t learn Japanese ‘just to say funny stuff,’ but if you tell me again that ‘anata wa pp totemo chiisai desu,’ I’m filing a formal complaint in three languages and demanding compensation in the form of a date.
- Every time life sets you ‘back to the depths of despair’ you still lock back in, learn Japanese, beat old games, and make art. If you can do all that on hard mode, imagine what you could do with a co‑op partner who actually remembers their Duolingo ‘ko’ lesson.
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Gamer, aspiring creator & reluctant adult. Once learned Japanese just to talk trash, now chasing art, videos & the perfect Bomberman run.– @Melvierce
Your signature cocktail
Clair Obscure Goonerade 1024
This drink starts with Japanese yuzu vodka for their Japan fixation and language grind, inspired by lines like “learning Japanese is hard, but it's even harder when you're a dumbass like me.” and “Melvierce desu. douzo goroshiku”. A shot of cold brew coffee concentrate channels their slightly jaded, insomniac gamer energy from posts like “every once in a while everything becomes boring for no reason” and the endless Twitter scroll. Matcha-honey syrup keeps it bittersweet and hopeful, echoing their determination in “If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year.”. Topped with sparkling yuzu soda, it fizzes with the chaotic, meme-heavy absurdity of gems like “when you take a sh!t, you're not actually taking a sh!t. you're leaving it behind” and their Bomberman takes. A dash of black sesame bitters adds depth for the darker, self-aware side in “every time I feel like things are looking up, some bullshit out of my control happens which puts me back at the depths of despair.”, making this an experimental, medium-strong cocktail that lives exactly between clarity and chaos—just like “I am all of me.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong love of learning and self-directed study, especially around Japanese; they talk about Duolingo frustrations and kanji intricacies in tweets like “I'm never forgiving duolingo for this bs bro. what do you mean there's two 'ko' symbols?” and “learning Japanese is hard, but it's even harder when you're a dumbass like me. the first day I retained all of the words that I learned. the second day I retained 50%...”. They also show analytical reflection on media and craft, such as “some drawings that take a lot of skill to make end up having way too much going on which makes them impossible to follow.” and “you can tell when something has been made with love because of it's quality. I want to one day make a piece of media that's so good that you can see all of the love put into it”, which reveals a thoughtful, critique-oriented mind. Their humor is conceptual and wordplay-heavy—e.g. “when you take a sh!t, you're not actually taking a sh!t. you're leaving it behind” and “if all roads lead to Rome then all roads lead away from it too”—showing wit and abstract thinking characteristic of Ravenclaw. Even in gaming and tech, they focus on systems and mechanics, like analyzing game difficulty and performance in “whenever I see a game with very good graphics I have the ability to feel the toll that game would have on my computer.” and their detailed reflections on skill loss in Yomi Hustle in “I used to be tournament level in yomi hustle but now I'm barely able to play properly...”. While there is some Slytherin-like ambition in wanting to "lock in" and produce content (“If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year.”), the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity, self-reflection, and cleverness, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Blinding Lights - The Weeknd
A fitting song for @Melvierce is Blinding Lights by The Weeknd because it captures the mix of restless energy, late-night internet life, and trying to push through setbacks. They constantly talk about locking in and improving themselves, like when they said "If I wanna lock in this year, I'm gonna have to continue the things I either gave up on or procrastinated on last year." and "2026 will be my year. this time I'll lock in the whole year instead of for 2 months". At the same time, there’s a sense of being trapped in cycles of frustration and despair, as shown in "every time I feel like things are looking up, some bullshit out of my control happens which puts me back at the depths of despair. there's nothing I can do, but doing nothing makes the problem worse". The song’s theme of speeding through neon-lit nights chasing a better feeling fits their gaming, anime/Japan, and online culture interests, such as "whenever I see a game with very good graphics I have the ability to feel the toll that game would have on my computer." and "I'm gonna make slop for money". Like the narrator in Blinding Lights, they come off as self-aware, slightly chaotic, but ultimately determined to keep moving forward despite everything.
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