Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on feelings and growth, e.g. “acho q vai ser pra sempre isso, finalmente eu entendi q ta tudo bem e q as outras pessoas nao precisam entender” and “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa mas eu consigo internalizar isso mt bem”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and care for friends and family, like “parei de chora e assisti filmes bobinhos com a nina te amo mtmtmt nina” and getting emotional taking Nina to school “chorei levando a nina na escola hj ☹️ pq o tempo passa muito rapido”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, for example calling herself a worse Clarice Lispector in the bio and joking about “eu to fazendo tuite fisico pq no trabalho nao da pra mexer no celular !”.
- Value-driven: Shows clear political and ethical boundaries, celebrating that a new friend isn’t a bolsonarista in “meudeus a sensação maravilhosa q eh descobrir q uma amiga nova sua nao eh bolsonarista q delicia pqp”.
- Goal-oriented: Talks about job hunting and study plans, e.g. multiple interviews “um monteee de entrevistas marcadas”, being “meio q” hired “meio q fui contratada”, and reading goals “segundo lido do ano, vou tentar ler 4 todos os meses”.
Weaknesses:
- Highly-anxious: Frequently mentions anxiety and nervousness, like “to mt nervosa pqp vai dar tudo certo” and “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa”.
- Emotionally-volatile: Oscillates between crying, anger, and excitement, e.g. “cara nao ahueto mais chorar” and intense reactions like “fui colocar o mega… e ela faz essa porra pqp eh pra se matar mesmo”.
- Work-averse: Often complains about working, as in “gente q preguica de trabalhar queria ta mimindo ou dormindo na escola” and needing motivation to work “achei uma motivação pra trabalhar (meus amigos do trabalho”.
- Conflict-exposed: Appears surrounded by drama or tension, like “semana de descobrir todas as discussões q me meteram sem eu saber” and tarot showing “o ladrao e a inimiga” in “só provando tudo oq eu venho desconfiando”.
- Relationship-avoidant: Shows difficulty with adult romantic relationships, saying “eu queria entender como q as pessoas desenvolvem relacionamentos amorosos na vida adulta pq eu nao tenho paciencia nem pra mim imagina pra conversar com outro o dia todo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious, idealistic, and very focused on studying and the future. They overthink their academic and career path like Lisa does, worrying about psychology and stability in tweets such as “fico pensando tanto se eu devia cursar psicologia mesmo q eu acho q comeco a ficar maluca de tanto pesquisar” and “quero ser diferente quero ganhar bem e quero ter uma estabilidade pra tudo isso e nao jogar tudo fora”. Their love of books and fan culture, shown in “segundo lido do ano, vou tentar ler 4 todos os meses” and “eu adoro ver fanarts do livro q eu to lendo no momento pq é mt legal saber como os outros veem os personagens e cenarios”, mirrors Lisa’s nerdy enthusiasm. Like Lisa’s strong morals and politics, they’re relieved when a new friend isn’t a Bolsonaro supporter, as in “meudeus a sensação maravilhosa q eh descobrir q uma amiga nova sua nao eh bolsonarista q delicia pqp”. Their open emotional life—crying over school, family, and tarot, e.g. “chorei levando a nina na escola hj ☹️ pq o tempo passa muito rapido” and “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa mas eu consigo internalizar isso mt bem”—also fits Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and resilience. Even their self-aware, slightly dramatic teen humor, like “saudade de estar apaixonada” and “eu me estresso em viralizar por causa de umas songamonga burra dessas”, echoes Lisa’s blend of earnestness and sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently talk about wanting to be with friends, coworkers, and in busy environments, e.g. finding motivation at work from "meus amigos do trabalho" in “achei uma motivação pra trabalhar (meus amigos do trabalho” and making a "bff" on the first day in “primeiro dia de trabaiooo e ate fiz uma bff”, plus excitement for social events like “ja pode ficar ansiosa pro carnaval?”. They look more Intuitive than Sensing: they often reflect on growth and meaning, like “eh doido crescer” and career/vocation doubts in “fico pensando tanto se eu devia cursar psicologia mesmo q eu acho q comeco a ficar maluca de tanto pesquisar”, and enjoy fanart and fiction such as “eu adoro ver fanarts do livro q eu to lendo no momento pq é mt legal saber como os outros veem os personagens e cenarios”. Their decisions and reactions are clearly Feeling-driven: they emphasize emotions, relationships, and values—crying over videos in “fato legal minha mae chorou vendo esse video”, feeling anxious but internalizing it in “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa mas eu consigo internalizar isso mt bem”, and valuing a friend not being "bolsonarista" in “a sensação maravilhosa q eh descobrir q uma amiga nova sua nao eh bolsonarista”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they present as spontaneous and flexible, talking about wanting to just sleep instead of work in “gente q preguica de trabalhar queria ta mimindo ou dormindo na escola”, joking about chaotic government-site struggles in “eu odeio a porra do caralho do site do gov app de merda”, and making loose, hopeful plans like "vai dar tudo certo" before interviews in “to mt nervosa pqp vai dar tudo certo”. Altogether, the socially expressive style, emotional intensity, future-oriented reflections, and go-with-the-flow lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Nina’s already pulling tarot to see se teu lugar é na lavagem, posso pedir outra tiragem pra saber se meu lugar é do teu lado no próximo carnaval?
- You said you’re a ‘worse version of Clarice Lispector’, but considering you cry taking Nina to school, overthink psych, read four books a month and carry a banana everywhere… that’s not worse, that’s just Clarice with Spotify Premium universitário.
- Since you hate working and would rather be ‘mimindo ou dormindo na escola’, I volunteer as your new subject in Psicologia: we can start a case study on why I developed a crush right after you tweeted ‘eu nao me sinto mais sozinha’.
- You cried over that horrible mega hair and still went to first day of work, made a BFF and kept tweeting físico… I don’t want a ‘perfect’ girl, I want the one who survives gov.br, ENEM redação and Itajaí calor infernal. Spoiler: that’s you.
- You said you want a Wes Bennett and that friends-to-lovers is your weakness; unlucky for you, I’m much better at being the ‘friend’ part than at pretending I don’t already want the ‘lover’ upgrade.
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Working, overthinking psychology vs. comex, crying at school drop-offs & tarot readings. Professional banana carrier and future uni grad.– @melzh0
Your signature cocktail
Farofa & Figo Anxiety Spritz
This cocktail is a chaotic-refreshing spritz, strong enough to handle job hunts, ENEM scores and gov.br rage, but still light enough to drink before going to the beach or taking Nina to school. The cachaça with dried figs nods to their anxious snack combo, quoting their own tell: “eu sei q eu to ansiosa quando eu como FAROFA e FIGO”. Passion fruit juice brings that sweet-tart mood of someone who cries over hair extensions yet still goes to work and makes friends on day one: “fui colocar o mega… e ela faz essa porra pqp eh pra se matar mesmo” and “primeiro dia de trabaiooo e ate fiz uma bff”. Sparkling water captures their bubbly, talkative timeline, from tarot nights to carnival hype: “ja pode ficar ansiosa pro carnaval?” and “nina tira no tarot pra ver se meu lugar eh na lavagem”. The salted farofa rim is a crunchy tribute to their messy, relatable coping mechanisms and salty rants about men and politics: “odeio o fato de ser calor e eu nao poder sair de burca na rua pq homem nao tem senso doq é aceitavel ou nao vsf” and “meudeus a sensação maravilhosa q eh descobrir q uma amiga nova sua nao eh bolsonarista q delicia pqp”. Finally, a dash of bitters represents the little sting of adulthood, anxiety and heartbreak that runs under all the jokes, from career doubts to growing up: “fico pensando tanto se eu devia cursar psicologia mesmo q eu acho q comeco a ficar maluca de tanto pesquisar” and “eh doido crescer”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is centered around relationships, loyalty, and everyday emotional life rather than status or glory. They repeatedly highlight the importance of friends and close bonds, like when they say they found motivation to work because of their coworkers in “achei uma motivação pra trabalhar (meus amigos do trabalho” and gush about their new work friend in “primeiro dia de trabaiooo e ate fiz uma bff”. Kindness and attachment show up constantly: they cry taking Nina to school in “chorei levando a nina na escola hj ☹️ pq o tempo passa muito rapido”, feel complete because they have a cat and a tattoo in “amo lembrar q eu tenho uma gata e uma tatuagem meio q sou completa”, and soothe themselves with movies and affection in “parei de chora e assisti filmes bobinhos com a nina te amo mtmtmt nina”. They value emotional steadiness and acceptance over external validation, as in “acho q vai ser pra sempre isso, finalmente eu entendi q ta tudo bem e q as outras pessoas nao precisam entender”, and they’re clearly willing to work hard and be patient through job hunts and training in tweets like “eu nao aguento mais fazer entrevista” and “nao to mais em treinamento hoje Deus me ajude”. While they show some anxiety and self-doubt in “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa”, their coping strategy is to lean on friends, family, and small comforts, which is very Hufflepuff in spirit. Overall, the emphasis on loyalty, emotional warmth, and finding value in simple, shared moments fits Hufflepuff far better than the ambition-driven focus of Slytherin, the cerebral drive of Ravenclaw, or the bold heroics of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
bruta - Marina Sena
The best fit for them is “bruta” by Marina Sena, because it balances softness, chaos, and self‑awareness in a very Brazilian, very online way. They’re openly anxious and overwhelmed yet stubbornly hopeful, like when they say “fico pensando tanto se eu devia cursar psicologia mesmo q eu acho q comeco a ficar maluca de tanto pesquisar” and “a cada dia eu tenho mais certeza q eu sou alguem MUITO ansiosa mas eu consigo internalizar isso mt bem”. At the same time, they have this romantic, feelings-heavy side—crying taking Nina to school in “chorei levando a nina na escola hj ☹️ pq o tempo passa muito rapido” and admitting “saudade de estar apaixonada”. They’re also unapologetically opinionated and raw, like in “odeio o fato de ser calor e eu nao poder sair de burca na rua pq homem nao tem senso doq é aceitavel ou nao vsf” and “meudeus a sensação maravilhosa q eh descobrir q uma amiga nova sua nao eh bolsonarista q delicia pqp”, which matches the song’s mix of tenderness and hardness. bruta feels like someone who is tired, intense, messy, loving, politically aware, and still very much alive inside—basically their entire timeline in one track.
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