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Haircut's personality and actions closely resemble Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons' villainous nemesis. Both are driven by a desire for power and control, often resorting to violence and manipulation to achieve their goals. They share a disdain for authority and a belief in their own superiority, and both have a tendency to overindulge in their vices. 'I am telling you there will be a day of reckoning that will echo down in exhausted and terrified voices for a millennia [picture] [quoted tweet]' 'I’m going to kms man my piece of shit life which gives me boundless and abundant opportunity I consistently ignore to instead do whatever I’m doing already [picture]' 'I’m opening the academy of human fighter and if you are gay in any way at all you are boiled [picture]'

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Aryan warrior, workcel, and toil enjoyer. I dream of a world where the weak are culled and the strong prevail. #MAGA #GodEmperorTrump #WhitePower– @memorylossidiot

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Haircut's personality aligns most closely with Slytherin, known for its ambition, cunning, and thirst for power. His tweets reveal a desire for dominance, a belief in his own superiority, and a willingness to use any means necessary to achieve his goals. He frequently references his 'Aryan' heritage and expresses disdain for those he perceives as weaker. His fascination with war and violence also aligns with Slytherin's values, as does his belief that the land can alter phenotype and attitude, suggesting a desire to control and manipulate others. 'I am a man of constant sorrow, I’ve seen trouble all my days. White boys heard this and sang in chorus [picture]' 'I’m going to do steroids. [picture]' 'The US should go back to “making people disappear” as opposed to televised Russian torture, something neat about publicizing that enemies of the state just vanish off to gitmo or whatever, maybe I’ve read too much Tom Clancy [picture]'

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Metallica's 'Master of Puppets' captures the themes of power, control, and manipulation that are prevalent in Haircut's tweets. The song's dark and aggressive tone reflects his fascination with war and violence, while its lyrics about being manipulated and controlled by unseen forces align with his belief in 'strange portents' and his desire to be 'above' others. 'I am telling you there will be a day of reckoning that will echo down in exhausted and terrified voices for a millennia [picture] [quoted tweet]' 'I’m going to kms man my piece of shit life which gives me boundless and abundant opportunity I consistently ignore to instead do whatever I’m doing already [picture]' 'The hood referee came into my room and told me my microwave meal was offsides [picture]'

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