Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best match because this user is openly political, socially aware, and outspoken, similar to Lisa’s activist streak. They rant about Bolsonaro and global politics in a very Lisa way, for example celebrating queer-positive symbolism in Japan with “ISSO JAPÃO, TIRA O VERDE E AMARELO DOS BOLSOMINIONS E ASSOCIA ÀS MULHERES QUE VENERAM MULHERES, AS LÉSBICAS, AS BI, AS PAN, A TODAS QUE SÃO MULHERES DE BOM GOSTO” and discussing reproductive health nuance in “O dia em que o ser humano entender que mulheres, pessoas com útero e pessoas que menstruam são populações muito diferentes e que é uma diferenciação importante em termos de saúde, eu finalmente terei paz.”. Like Lisa, they’re studious and stressed but committed to education, as seen in “Corta pra eu chorando no corredor, fedendo a formol, porque calculei minha média errado e achei que eu já tava rodada kskskskksks” and the joke about medicine in “Ué, meteram a medicina da UFRGS em genshin?”. Their intense fandom brain and emotional investment in media (danmei, novels, anime, games) echo Lisa’s passionate nerd side, for instance “KIM DOKJA KIM DOKJA KIM DOKJA…” and “DEPOIS DE SÉCULOS, MEU ANIME DE CONFORTO VOLTOU 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉”. Finally, their strong queer identity and love of women in “CARALHO, AMO MULHERES” and “Minha personalidade hoje será venerar uma (1) mulher” fit well with the more modern, fan-interpreted version of Lisa as a thoughtful, queer-coded, progressive character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their joy centers heavily on fiction, novels, games and niche fandoms rather than describing parties or big social scenes, and they often frame things from an inward, emotional POV like “Queria: dormir em paz Obstáculo: sáficas chinesas que me deixam triste” and “Eu não devia ter assistido Alien Stage de tpm...”, which shows a focus on solitary media consumption and internal mood. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive (N): they obsess over narratives, symbolism, tropes like enemies-to-lovers and danmei/baihe fiction, e.g. “Nenhuma novel supera o enemies to lovers delas”, and they often generalize from specific media to broader patterns and feelings rather than dwelling on concrete, sensory detail. They clearly prioritize feeling (F) over impersonal logic, reacting in a values-driven, emotionally expressive way to politics and social issues such as “O dia em que o ser humano entender que mulheres, pessoas com útero e pessoas que menstruam são populações muito diferentes... eu finalmente terei paz.” and “ISSO JAPÃO, TIRA O VERDE E AMARELO DOS BOLSOMINIONS E ASSOCIA ÀS MULHERES QUE VENERAM MULHERES...”. Their style is more perceiving (P) than judging: they often talk about being overwhelmed, disorganized, or reacting spontaneously to events and media, as in “Depois das 22h meu cérebro vira gelatina sem saber mesmo pqp” and “Nem 10h e já caí umas 3 vezes em pegadinha de 1/04, seleção natural realmente não me preparou pra isso”, which suggests flexibility and a go‑with‑the‑flow approach rather than rigid planning. Overall, the emotionally intense fandom engagement, idealistic social commentary, inward focus, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic vibe align best with INFP: a values-driven, imaginative introvert who processes the world primarily through feelings and personal meaning rather than structure or pure logic.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if Meatbun is God and Kim Dokja is your emotional support disaster, where exactly do I apply to be the minor side character you get unreasonably attached to at 3 a.m. instead of sleeping in peace like you wanted?
- You said Persona 4 lost a lot cutting Yosuke’s confession — I promise I won’t cut mine: I’ve got more feelings for you than Meatbun has new ways to give 2HA angst.
- You helped in that flooded city and still have energy to scream about RU, Bolsonaro and Netflix being homophobic… I don’t know if that makes you a danmei protagonist or a modern saint, but either way I’d like to be on your side of the revolução.
- Your lockscreen is already danmei, your anime of comfort came back, TGCF S2 is real, and you still found a fanfic you ‘needed’ — statistically speaking, the next logical step is you accidentally falling for the idiot who keeps sending you nerdy Genshin/ORV pick‑up lines.
- You said ‘CARALHO, AMO MULHERES’ and ‘MAMÃEEEEEEEEESSSS’ in the same timeline; as a humble admirer, I’d like to register a formal complaint: how am I supposed to compete with every insane, perfect sáfica in your novels when my only superpower is wanting to make you laugh between one angst arc and the next?
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Med student powered by danmei angst, sapphic novels & Genshin gacha. Once cried over a manhwa in the anatomy lab and called it character development.– @Mendeleana
Your signature cocktail
Sapphic Reader’s Determination Tonic
This cocktail starts with jasmine green tea–infused gin, a nod to their love of Chinese media and danmei, from screaming about Kim Dokja to calling baihe authors the “three queens” in posts like “As 3 rainhas das novels baihe 🙏”. Passion fruit nectar brings the bright, sapphic drama and hyperfixation energy of “CARALHO, AMO MULHERES” and “Eu já tenho o livro? Sim. MAS OLHA ISSO, EU PRECISO DESSA VERSÃO QUE EXALA TODO O AR SÁFICO DO LIVRO”. Pink grapefruit tonic adds a bittersweet edge for the angst of “As vezes tá tudo certo, e daí BUMMM 2HA angst” and the frustration in “Netflix homofóbica do caralho”, keeping the drink refreshing but not naive. A dash of chili bitters represents their fiery rants against politics and sexism, like “Alguém tira os homens do mundo” and their Bolsonaro slander in “Debocha de censores, xinga o Bolsonaro mesmo vivendo do outro lado do mundo…”. Finally, edible gold shimmer captures their gamer-nerd sparkle and sheer enthusiasm, from yelling “DEPOIS DE SÉCULOS, MEU ANIME DE CONFORTO VOLTOU 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉” to the pure joy of “You are filled with DETERMINATION ❤️”, making the drink look as dramatic as their timeline feels.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong love of learning and intellectual engagement, especially with humanities and critical thinking. For example, they say a teacher "conseguiu me fazer entender humanas e até estudar como lazer" in “Real, maratonei os vídeos dele, olhei as lives, o cara conseguiu me fazer entender humanas e até estudar como lazer, amo esse homem!”, which reveals someone who studies for fun, not just obligation. Their tweets frequently analyze media (danmei, baihe novels, manhwa, Genshin lore, Alien Stage, ORV characters) in depth, such as their detailed emotional identification with Kim Dokja and multiple female characters in “Kim Dokja, já que, como literalmente quase todo mundo que lê ORV, eu me vi muito nele... Mas eu tenho que fazer um bônus pra Han Sooyoung, Jung Heewoon, Yoo Sangah, Sheen Yousung e Jang Hayoung…”, showing reflective, meta-textual thinking. They’re also very curious and introspective, admitting "eu não sei se eu quero ver até onde vai a criatividade das pessoas, mas eu sou curiosa demais" in “Eu não sei se eu quero ver até onde vai a criatividade das pessoas, mas eu sou curiosa demais...”, which is classic Ravenclaw curiosity even when it might lead to discomfort. While they clearly have Gryffindor-like passion in political and social tweets (e.g. critiquing Bolsonaro, healthcare language, and censorship), the dominant throughline is an analytical, media-obsessed mind that finds identity and comfort in stories and learning, fitting Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
girls - girl in red
A fitting song for @Mendeleana is girls by girl in red, because their tweets overflow with unabashed love and admiration for women and sapphic media. They scream things like “CARALHO, AMO MULHERES” and “MAMÃEEEEEEEEESSSS”, which matches the song’s raw, chaotic yearning. Their excitement for explicitly sapphic books, as in “EU PRECISO DESSA VERSÃO QUE EXALA TODO O AR SÁFICO DO LIVRO”, and praise for baihe novels and lesbians in general, like “As 3 rainhas das novels baihe 🙏”, mirrors the song’s celebration of liking girls openly. Even their political and identity-conscious side, with tweets such as “ISSO JAPÃO, TIRA O VERDE E AMARELO DOS BOLSOMINIONS E ASSOCIA ÀS MULHERES QUE VENERAM MULHERES, AS LÉSBICAS, AS BI, AS PAN”, fits the song’s unapologetic queer energy. The combination of emotional intensity, fandom passion, and loud sapphic vibes makes girls a strong match for their online persona.
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