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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, outspoken, and unafraid to lecture people. Like Lisa, they’re intensely moral about injustice and abuse, calling out trivialization of child sexual abuse in tweets like “if you’re making jokes about the epstein files i genuinely think you should genuinely blow your shit off and i mean that because what the fuck is funny to you about child rape” and critiquing takes on mental illness in relationships in “this is such a stupid take. ‘don’t get in relationships if you have an eating disorder’ ?…”. They’re also very political and critical of power structures, echoing Lisa’s activism in posts like “the treaty against nuclear warfare ended yesterday and the president of the united states is on record raping a thirteen year old girl… bread and circuses” and “i don’t think any of you understand what communism is”. At the same time, their vivid, sometimes gross sense of humor and oversharing body/weird thoughts—like “pulling hairs outta ur buttcrack feels so good ngl” and “when i was 5 in the bath i used to reach into my butthole and feel my poop”—feels like a more extremely online, teenage version of Lisa’s awkward honesty. They describe themselves as always having been politically aware in “i was in 3rd grade making speeches about poaching… i have always been woke”, which is exactly the kind of childhood activism and self-image Lisa has in The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they loudly narrate their life, parties, sex jokes, and conflicts (e.g. “pissed myself on the street in 2 degree weather drunk off my ass”, “who wanna sit in this fuckin tub with me and rub my fuckin butt”), and treat Twitter as a place to constantly interact, vent, and riff on others’ posts. Their focus leans Intuitive: they jump to big-picture political and philosophical takes like “all music is political and you can’t ever ‘keep music out of politics’ because music is about the human experience, which is inherently political” and “religion is literally just womb envy” rather than dwelling on practical details. They clearly favor Feeling over detached logic; their arguments are value- and empathy-based, defending marginalized people and victims (e.g. “if you’re making jokes about the epstein files i genuinely think you should genuinely blow your shit off… what the fuck is funny to you about child rape”, “this is such a stupid take… you’re only telling people that if they’re ill they don’t deserve relationships”). Their style is highly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, joking about risky behavior and last‑minute emotions (like “sometimes i want to be manic again because i miss being that happy but i almost got myself hit with 3 separate cars so maybe not” and “can’t hang out tonight i’m ripping off my fingernails until they bleed”), with no sign of orderly planning. Put together—gregarious oversharing, abstract and ideological takes, emotionally charged moral stances, and spontaneous chaos—this fits ENFP best.

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Year 11 overthinker. Feminist, conspiracy thread enjoyer & Voltron fan. Once did a school speech on poaching and never stopped ranting since.– @meowijuana666

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This drink hits like their timeline: loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged. The overproof spiced rum is for their unapologetically horny energy and bio, where “bitch da only thing u should be doing right now is masturbating dats it,” and tweets like “IM TRYINFTO MASTURBATE CAN PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY ROOM” and “i’m gonna bust a nut” set the tone. Sour cherry liqueur reflects how they mix sweetness with bite, from soft fandom love like “keith kogane my beautiful poopy baby” to vicious drags like “shut up cunt you were a shit pm and no one with half a brain likes you”. The espresso splash channels their hyper-aware, political, and conspiratorial side, wired on takes like “all music is political and you can’t ever ‘keep music out of politics’” and “it sounds great when governments pass laws that say theyre going to give pedophiles the death sentence but you really have to remember who they consider pedophiles”. A smoked salt & chili sugar rim captures their mix of trauma-awareness and violent, dark humor, echoing posts like “whoever invented the hiccups should be euthanised” and their fury at people making light of abuse in “if you’re making jokes about the epstein files i genuinely think you should genuinely blow your shit off”. Finally, the edible glitter is for their emo-but-extra aesthetic and fandom clownery, from “klance and hannigram top 25 iktr🙂↕️” to “i’m so fucking smart i should become an author”, because underneath all the filth and rage, they still want to sparkle while the world burns.

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A song that best suits @meowijuana666 is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance. Their whole vibe mixes dark humor, teenage chaos, and political frustration, like when they say they were in primary school already being "woke" and arguing about misogyny: “i was in 3rd grade making speeches about poaching... and in 6th grade arguing with boys... about how women have it harder and how religion is misogynistic i have always been woke”. The song’s theme of anger at authority and social rot fits their posts about systemic violence and government hypocrisy, such as “it sounds great when governments pass laws that say theyre going to give pedophiles the death sentence but you really have to remember who they consider pedophiles” and “the treaty against nuclear warfare ended yesterday and the president of the united states is on record raping a thirteen year old girl... bread and circuses”. Their messy, unfiltered sexuality and body talk — from “IM TRYINFTO MASTURBATE CAN PEOPLE GET OUT OF MY ROOM” to “pulling hairs outta ur buttcrack feels so good ngl” — matches the song’s grimy, rebellious teen energy. Finally, the combination of gallows humor and self-destructive edge (“sometimes i want to be manic again because i miss being that happy but i almost got myself hit with 3 separate cars so maybe not”) lines up with the way Teenagers captures being young, angry, and laughing in the face of danger.

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