Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Consistently celebrates and tracks NewJeans’ milestones, e.g. streaming stats and anniversaries like “1,000 days with ditto” and multiple detailed charts.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings—joy, nostalgia, sadness—such as “i really hope hanni is somewhere smiling today 😭😭😭” and posts about being sick or bored.
- Community‑oriented: Invites interaction and connection with other fans, like the “TOKKI FOLLOW SPREE” and asking Tokkis about their leaderboard placement.
- Stat‑minded: Shares detailed streaming data and milestones (e.g. “Newjeans most streamed songs in 2025” and “spotify milestones (approx days)”), showing a methodical, numbers‑focused side.
- Protective conscience: Calls out disturbing behavior and fake ‘anti‑woke’ attitudes, for example criticizing jokes about harming children in “‘non woke’ to kpop stans means making jokes about raping children” and reacting to a murdered girl being used for stan drama.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses insults and ableist terms about self and others, e.g. bio “retarded” and replies like “you sounded dumb @keroscns”.
- Online conflict: Frequently involved in stan drama and call‑outs, such as “none of the horrorllit edits would exist… you sound stupid” and “set ups don't even try anymore 😭” quote tweets.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets rapid emotional reactions like “privated for now cuz im sick of being dragged and sick irl 😂” and ‘never answering a message request again’ after one bad experience.
- Provocative comments: Posts inflammatory takes unrelated to core interests, such as “China will always be greater than india”, which can fuel unnecessary hostility.
- Ethical boundary issues: Describes harmful behavior as a joke against a peer, e.g. “she put cigs in his backpack and we told da assistant principal and now he's in trouble 😂”, showing poor judgment about consequences.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
A classic match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most content centers on niche interests (NewJeans stats, Roblox, films) and close relationships instead of big social scenes, and they often sound overwhelmed or withdrawn, like “privated for now cuz im sick of being dragged and sick irl 😂” and “moots reply if u see this i think im shadowbanned 🥹”, which suggests caring about a small circle’s perception more than broad exposure. Their focus on meaning, patterns, and fandom narratives over concrete, sensory detail suggests Intuition (N): they track big-picture milestones and symbolism, e.g. “all the girls i like online are actually just boys wtf” (turning an observation into a broader lament) and detailed streaming overviews like “All streaming milestones Newjeans achieved in 2025”, which is about trajectories and significance, not just isolated facts. Their ethics and emotional reactions are front and center, fitting Feeling (F): they defend victims and complain about people being “fake woke,” e.g. “14 year old girl groomed and murdered and your first thought is 'how do i make this about newjeans'” and “'non woke' to kpop stans means making jokes about raping children 🤔 so weird”, showing values-based judgments and empathy rather than detached logic. Their lifestyle reads as flexible, emotional, and reactive rather than strictly organized, in line with Perceiving (P): they frequently express being sick, bored, or suddenly changing course, like “bought more stuff to make me feel better 🥹”, “july was boring”, and impulsive social decisions such as “i have a girlfriend. it is time to quit twitter now goodbye..”. Combining introverted, idealistic, values-driven, and spontaneous traits, INFP best fits their overall tone: emotionally intense stanning, strong moral reactions, and a somewhat messy, feelings-first online life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said July was boring, but if we streamed ‘Ditto’ together 6,459 more times and watched Pokémon 4Ever after, I’m pretty sure your monthly recap would go from mid to legendary.
- You’ve officially watched Flipped and It’s Kind of a Funny Story—so if our situationship ever gets adapted, would it be a coming-of-age indie or a NewJeans Bunnies Camp Tokyo Dome concert film?
- You track NewJeans’ Spotify milestones better than most CEOs track their stocks; if I became your bf/gf/whatever-you-like, would you monitor our ‘us’ stats with the same dedication?
- For someone who calls themselves ‘busy’ and ‘retarded’ in their bio and tweets about having Asperger’s, you still have the emotional range to cry over Hanni and celebrate every Tokki achievement—can I be the person you spam those milestones to first?
- You said all the girls you like online turn out to be boys—lucky for you, I’m just here to turn out to be someone who actually replies to your ‘moots reply if u see this’ and then never stops.
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14 • K‑pop stats, NewJeans enthusiast & occasional Roblox dev. Once thought I was banned on TikTok—it was just down. DMs open, be normal.– @meowmeowtony
Your signature cocktail
Ditto Tokki Fizz
The Ditto Tokki Fizz is a light but chaotic mocktail-leaning drink, because they’re literally 14 and always online, buzzing more from stan energy than alcohol, just like their endless NewJeans stats and love for Hanni in “Ditto will forever be one of the best K pop songs ever made”. The lychee lemonade base is sweet and punchy, echoing their soft but blunt vibe from lines like “all the girls i like online are actually just boys wtf”. Blue curaçao (imagined non-alcoholic here) gives it a neon, digital blue tint, mirroring their hyper-online life tracking streams and leaderboards in “Tokkis, if you placed on the global leaderboard what placement did you get?”. Coconut milk foam makes it look cozy and dreamy, reflecting their softer side in posts like “Merry Christmas to every tokki ♡”. Edible silver glitter is for the idol-stage sparkle of tweets like “History was made.”, while the tiny bunny-shaped lime-ice cube represents their sharp, sometimes cutting humor hidden under a cute tokki exterior in “you sounded dumb @keroscns”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Tony shows a consistent streak of cunning and ruthless social maneuvering, which is very Slytherin-coded. For example, he proudly describes a situation where a “dumb twink” talked to his friend’s boyfriend and, in retaliation, he and his friend put cigarettes in the boy’s backpack and reported him so he’d get in trouble: “dumb twink tried to talk to @keroscns boyfriend at school yesterday.. so she put cigs in his backpack and we told da assistant principal and now he's in trouble 😂”. That willingness to scheme behind the scenes to protect his social circle shows both resourcefulness and a willingness to play dirty when needed. He’s also very focused on status, records, and competition—obsessively tracking NewJeans’ streaming milestones and dominance, as in “Newjeans most streamed songs (Spotify + Melon + YT Music)” and “1.4 Billion streams in under one year”—which fits Slytherin’s ambition and drive to win. At the same time, he’s fiercely loyal to his chosen in-groups (Tokkis, NewJeans, close moots) and quick to defend them or drag others, as seen in “Tokkis will always wait for newjeans. We'll wait as long as it takes.”, a classic Slytherin style of loyalty that is intense but selective. Taken together—calculating revenge, obsession with rankings and records, and strong but selective loyalty—his overall vibe aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Ditto - NewJeans
The song that best suits them is “Ditto” by NewJeans, because their entire online presence orbits around this track and what it represents. They repeatedly celebrate it as a timeless masterpiece, saying “Ditto will forever be one of the best K pop songs ever made” and marking milestones like “1,000 days with ditto”. Their listening habits also show a deep emotional attachment, with Ditto topping their stats at “Ditto 6,459” streams. The song’s themes of longing, vulnerability, and wanting feelings to be reciprocated echo in tweets like “please please please let me get what i want” and “COME BACK TO MEEE 😭😭😭”. Their identity as a devoted tokki, shown in posts like “Tokkis will always wait for newjeans. We'll wait as long as it takes.”, makes Ditto not just a favorite song but a core part of how they express themselves online.
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