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This user’s chaotic, meme-heavy energy and tendency to joke about trouble and discomfort lines up most with Bart Simpson. They’re constantly bouncing between hyperfixations and fandom drama, like joking about drinking too many energy drinks (“I need to stop drinking 2 monsters in one day bruh im gonna die” and “drank two monsters and now my chest feels rlly uncomfortable might have a heart attack”), which mirrors Bart’s impulsive, self-sabotaging stunts. Their posts mix sincere affection with irreverence, such as obsessing over favorite characters (“he’s so cute🥹🥹🥹hi mephone”) and then turning around to complain or swear at situations (“fuck you man”, “oh my god SHUT UP”). Like Bart, they clearly care about their friends and online community but express insecurity through humor, as seen in “my friends hate me bruh” and “Dudei keep losing followers im too inactive”. The mix of teen angst, pop culture obsession, mischief, and underlying warmth is very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about online fandoms, drawing, and personal thoughts rather than big offline social events, and they often mention feeling disconnected from others, e.g. “my friends hate me bruh” and worrying about losing followers in “Dudei keep losing followers im too inactive”, which sounds more like a reserved person anxious about connection than a socially driven extrovert. They lean Intuition (N) because they constantly jump into hypotheticals and meta-lore instead of just surface details, like wondering about OSC universe filmmaking in “how would movies and acting work in the osc universe 🤔🤔🤔… would they have like bigass costumes… or would it be more like professional..” and getting excited about added lore in a remaster in “now they actually got lore instead of them just being lil kids”. Their tone is strongly Feeling (F): they react primarily with emotions, attachments and moral stances rather than structured argument, as seen in “I love fandorid… but I think it’s time to let him GO bro… it’s just kinda hard to come back after that” and the highly affective language like “we are NOT getting mephone 😂😂😂…😭😭😭”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than J: they admit to procrastination and lack of structure, e.g. “I made my strawpage layout last year and I cannot be boooothered to change anything💔” and “atotp I feel like I’ve been dry for the entire day. in my defense i got like an hour and a half of sleep”, and they often tweet in the moment with spontaneous reactions like “dude i gotta throw up” or “drank two monsters and now my chest feels rlly uncomfortable might have a heart attack” rather than planned, orderly updates. Altogether, a private, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and slightly disorganized fandom-heavy presence aligns best with INFP.

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16 • draws mephone & overthinks OSC lore • once drank 2 Monsters and live-tweeted the chest pain • Albert/Flamingo, Jalbert & web cartoon enjoyer– @mephone4truther

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This chaotic little glass of brain-rot is powered by electric blue energy drink, because they keep doing things like “I need to stop drinking 2 monsters in one day bruh im gonna die” and then wondering why their chest hurts in “drank two monsters and now my chest feels rlly uncomfortable might have a heart attack”. Sour green apple liqueur adds that sharp, ranty edge for moments like “this looks so 2023 ai generated how the FUCK did they animate this” and “oh my god SHUT UP”. Cloudy lemonade keeps it bright and teen-coded, matching their playful “16 | i post watever i want” chaos and happy timeline resets like “welcome gamers in da big 2025 🥹🥹🥹🥹 yesss”. A blue raspberry syrup drizzle is for their soft, obsessed side whenever they go “he’s so cute🥹🥹🥹hi mephone” (link) or “awww fourse is so cute” (link). Finally, the pop rocks rim is pure fandom brain static, capturing their hyperfixations on mephone, jalbert, and obscure internet lore like “the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of curiosity, analysis, and niche-knowledge enthusiasm that fits Ravenclaw best. Their media interests go beyond casual fandom into detail-obsession and meta thinking, like when they nitpick stream math and timing in “I lowkey haven’t been watching the streams does anyone know what’s up with da timer cuz does that NOT compute or am I crazy.. like u were streaming for four hours fuck u mean it went from 41 to 34 in four hours” and then follow up by combing through the VOD in “im watching the day 1 vod it looks like it skips 5 minutes everytime the number ends with 9 you are not slick boy i. See you”. They enjoy noticing tiny, arguably trivial patterns, as with “absolutely USELESS thing I noticed #flamtwt”, which is very Ravenclaw: taking pride in clever, unnecessary observations. A recurring theme is diving deep into specific topics just to know more, such as starting Homestuck in “oomfs im reading homestuck now” and overanalyzing fictional universes like OSC movies in “WAAIITT WAIT WAIIIIIIIITT guys how would movies and acting work in the osc universe 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 would they have like bigass costumes… or would it be more like proffesuonal..”. Even their parasocial/fandom posting tends to be analytic or theory-ish, e.g. speculating about relationships and lore in “we got some cobs family member before 80s meeple bruh this is some bullshiiitt” and “im actually so curious to see how the remaster ends cuz now they actually got lore instead of them just being lil kids”. While they’re friendly and emotional, the through-line is a clever, detail-focused brain that likes to pick things apart for fun, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw rather than the more straightforward loyalty of Hufflepuff or ambition of Slytherin.

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A fitting song for them is “Internet Ruined Me” by Wilbur Soot because so much of their life, identity, and humor is wrapped up in online fandom and YouTube culture. They constantly reference creators and hyperfixations, like watching Flamingo for half their life and even learning English from YouTube (“being gen z is horrible cuz what do you mean I’ve been watching albert flamingo for half of my life 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 wdym i learned english through youtube”). Their timeline is full of intense parasocial/fandom energy with Jalbert and Mephone, such as (“WE are entering 2026 with jalbert being real”) and (“I miss mephone”), which mirrors the song’s themes of being a bit too attached to online figures. They also have a self-aware, slightly chaotic relationship with social media, complaining about followers and old likes (“can u guys pls stop liking my tweets from nearly four years ago would appreciate it💗 stop”) in a way that matches the song’s mix of humor and melancholy. Overall, the song’s vibe of being deeply shaped (and a little messed up) by the internet aligns strongly with their posts, from drinking too many Monsters while online (“I need to stop drinking 2 monsters in one day bruh im gonna die”) to obsessing over niche fandom lore (“im actually so curious to see how the remaster ends cuz now they actually got lore instead of them just being lil kids”).

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