Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently shares excitement about Pokémon, Sonic, FNAF and related media, e.g. reacting to new arrivals and merch like “AHHHHHH! LOOK AT WHAT JUST ARRIVED IN MY MAIL!”.
- Socially engaged: Encourages charity and political awareness, e.g. “Reminder to donate to Palestinian Charities. :)” and ACAB-themed posts.
- Humor oriented: Uses jokes and self-deprecating humor, like the school story in “HARD LIKE MY DICK!” and playful threats such as “Call me a Sonic fan and I’ll make sure your loved ones will mourn you in the next 24 Hours.”.
- Creative writer: Identifies as a fanfic author and often mentions fic ideas, e.g. “FunFact: It’s an Pokémon Fic… My Head is coming up with TOO many Ideas for it.” and “Hooooly shit, just got an fanfic idea (again). But this time for Deltarune.”.
- Loyal friend: Gives public shoutouts and praise to friends, such as “Shoutout to my Metal Bro @BissDraws9052…” and “Shoutout to @KoolSuh for no reason except for the fact that he’s really cool.”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently resorts to insults and violent phrasing, e.g. “I swear to God I hate this stupid fucking Bitch I want to her to fucking Die.” and “Stupid bitch.”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets emotionally in the moment and later regrets or forgets, e.g. “I genuinely do not remember tweeting this.” and intense rants about communities or individuals.
- Community burnout: Shows frustration and desire to distance from fandom spaces, such as “Need to unfollow these Sonic twitters Mf’s in order to finally properly distance myself from them.” and complaints about fan communities.
- Negativity focused: Timeline contains many complaints about people, work, school, and bad days, e.g. “This day is such a fucking shit show, I wish that it would end immediately.” and “Today is such a shit day.”.
- Crude expression: Relies heavily on sexual and vulgar jokes, e.g. “I love cock”, “My Monster cock.”, and “Sorry but the Ash ketchum cap Stays ON during Sex.”, which can alienate some audiences.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately caring and loyal. Their tendency toward crude humor and provocative jokes mirrors Bart’s immature edge, e.g. “I love cock” and the school story where they yelled “HARD LIKE MY DICK!” in class. Like Bart, they lash out dramatically when angry at people or communities, such as “Piss off with this shit… Dipshits like you are why I don’t want to be a part of this community anymore.” and “I swear to God I hate this stupid fucking Bitch I want to her to fucking Die.”. At the same time, they’re very devoted to their interests and friends—hyperfixating on Pokémon, Sonic, and fanfics and giving shoutouts like “Shoutout to my Metal Bro @BissDraws9052.” and “Shoutout to @KoolSuh for no reason except for the fact that he’s really cool.”. Their rebellious streak (e.g. “ACAB” and the open contempt for certain figures like “Good morning and fuck Mike Pollock.”) also fits Bart’s anti-authority attitude, rounded out by occasional vulnerable moments about bad days, family, and feeling sick or overwhelmed.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly share strong opinions, personal stories, and social antics, like joking about a Discord watch party and gaslighting a friend about Zuko’s fate in Avatar in “We’re doing a Avatar watch party on Discord, when we watched Episode 18 S1, we gaslit someone who never watched the show before that Zuko actually died in the episode…” and loudly celebrating commissions and purchases in “LOOK AT THIS! MORE PEAK ART I COMISSIONED! THIS TIME FROM @hollow_ant CHECK EM OUT! :3”. Their focus on fandoms, ideas, and possibilities over concrete details points to Intuition: they constantly spin fanfic ideas and meta takes, as in “Hooooly shit, just got an fanfic idea (again). But this time for Deltarune.” and expand a Pokémon SI fic concept blending games, anime and manga in “FunFact: It’s an Pokémon Fic. It basically an SI which combines things from the Games, Anime and Manga (once I get my hand on those). My Head is coming up with TOO many Ideas for it. 🫠”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking: their moral reactions and loyalty/anger toward people and communities dominate, such as calling out behavior with values-heavy language in “You’re an grown ass man that should have known better… There is no reason that to believe that it’s gonna different this time.” and defending victims while condemning opportunism in “Piss off with this shit. Go ahead and hate Prime all you want, I don’t like it either, BUT FUCKING USING A SITUATION LIKE THIS TO SHIT ON IT?! SERIOUSLY?!”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving: they are impulsive, reactive, and flexible rather than orderly or scheduled, seen in spontaneous emotional posts like “This day is such a fucking shit show, I wish that it would end immediately.”, joking about a gambling addiction in “I have an Gambling addiction now. /hj”, and frequently shifting topics from work to school to media consumption without hint of long-term planning. Overall, a passionate, expressive fandom presence, idealistic values, rapid-fire ideas, and chaotic spontaneity align best with ENFP rather than a more structured or reserved type.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if life is just a game we play, can I at least get a route where I sit next to you, watch the Pokémon anime with the Ash cap on, and listen to the Undertale OST while we trauma‑dump about our shitty days together?
- You gaslit someone into thinking Zuko died, so I gotta ask: are you a Firebender? Because every time you tweet about Avatar, Sonic, or Pokémon, you somehow bend my attention straight back to you.
- You said Pokémon fans are the least annoying, you write Pokémon fanfics, and the Pope basically blessed the franchise in 2000… does that mean if I date you, I’m entering a holy, canon‑approved ship?
- You keep tweeting ‘I love cock’ and ‘I love tiddies’, but you’re also the CEO of Kris Deltarune and obsessed with Metal Sonic—clearly you just have great taste. Want to add ‘loving whoever’s reading this pickup line’ to that list?
- You lost a FNAF book, your sister moved out, Deutsche Bahn betrayed you, and Sonic Twitter is hell—but you still get hyped over Pokémon manga and commissioned art. That kind of resilience is hot as hell; let me be the one good plot twist in your day.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • he/him • Turkish/German NB nerd. Writes Pokémon & Deltarune fic, hoards merch, once yelled “HARD LIKE MY DICK” in class and survived.– @MetalSonicStan2
Your signature cocktail
The Gay Pipe: Sinnoh Special
This drink mixes Turkish raki for their heritage and bi/NB identity, grounded in their bio: “He/Him | Bi | NB | 18 | 🇹🇷”, with a German herbal liqueur nod to “Danke Deutsche bahn, sehr cool.” The sour cherry gives it a sharp, emotional tang that fits tweets like “Today is such a shit day.” and “This day is such a fucking shit show, I wish that it would end immediately.”, while still being bright enough to match the excitement of “AHHHHHH! LOOK AT WHAT JUST ARRIVED IN MY MAIL!”. Blue curaçao brings in their chaotic fandom energy, from “Call me a Sonic fan and I’ll make sure your loved ones will mourn you in the next 24 Hours.” to Pokémon love like “From now on I’m only watching the Anime while wearing this cap.”. Topped with lemon soda, it stays fizzy and playful, much like their delightfully unhinged lines “I love cock” and “Sorry but the Ash ketchum cap Stays ON during Sex.”. Finally, the name salutes their own sense of humor and identity with “I choose #TheGayPipe”, making this a queer, chaotic, fandom-fueled cocktail that’s sweet, sharp, and a little dangerous.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs and call out behavior they see as wrong, even at the cost of conflict, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they confront community behavior and individuals very directly in tweets like “Piss off with this shit. Go ahead and hate Prime all you want, I don’t like it either, BUT FUCKING USING A SITUATION LIKE THIS TO SHIT ON IT?! SERIOUSLY?! Dipshits like you are why I don’t want to be a part of this community anymore.” and “You’re an grown ass man that should have known better. In the past you‘ve shown yourself to be an huge dick and your apologies never meant anything cause you kept repeating your shitty behaviour. There is no reason that to believe that it’s gonna different this time.”. They also express strong moral stances like “Reminder to donate to Palestinian Charities. :) Its been a while since i myself did so, meed to fix that.” and “ACAB”, indicating a willingness to align themselves openly with controversial positions. Their impulsive, sometimes explosive reactions—such as “I swear to God I hate this stupid fucking Bitch I want to her to fucking Die.” and later describing days as a "fucking shit show"—fit the passionate, hot-headed side of Gryffindor more than the calculated nature of Slytherin. While they show creativity as a fanfic author and a love for stories, the defining throughline is bold emotional reactivity and a readiness to fight for what they think is right, which aligns most with Gryffindor’s courage and confrontational spirit.
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Your song
I’m Just a Kid - Simple Plan
A fitting song for them is “I’m Just a Kid” because it captures that mix of chaotic humor, frustration, and growing up while feeling misunderstood. They frequently vent about bad days and family tensions, like their dad’s guilt-tripping logic in "Logic of my Father: >complain that im not helping with building the beds…" and school/work stress in "Class ends early but because of that I have to go to work instead.🫠" and "This day is such a fucking shit show, I wish that it would end immediately.". The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed fits tweets like "Today is such a shit day." and "This day is such a fucking shit show, I wish that it would end immediately.", where they frame their life as a bit of a struggle. At the same time, they constantly cope with humor and fandom obsessions—from "FunFact: It’s an Pokémon Fic… My Head is coming up with TOO many Ideas for it. 🫠" to horny jokes like "Sorry but the Ash ketchum cap Stays ON during Sex." and "I love cock"—which mirrors the song’s melodramatic but young, playful energy. Their identity as a queer, fandom-deep, slightly overwhelmed 18-year-old who jokes through the pain aligns well with the track’s mix of angst and youthful chaos.
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