Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for interests like Metallica and rock/metal, e.g., defending the band and reacting emotionally to performances such as “James Hetfield cantando Sad But True SEMPRE vai ser um topico sensivel DEMAIS pra mim”.
- Loyal: Stands firmly by people and things she likes, e.g., defending creators or artists with tweets like “Pois eu estarei do lado da diva ate que se prove que ela esta errada nessa historia (sabemos que nao esta)”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on her own habits and limitations, such as diet, training, and exam performance in tweets like “Essa semana so fiz atividade fisica 4x e a dieta foi pro caralho. Preciso melhorar” and “se eu que não estudei pro concurso da UNIRIO tenho ctz q tirei nota boa...”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Comfortably shares feelings about grief, stress, and joy, like “Hoje eu acordei muito mal... meu amigo q faleceu estava no sonho... Mas acabei passando o dia com minha amiga e isso me fez muito bem.”.
- Protective: Shows strong protective instinct toward animals and people she cares about, e.g., defending cats in “NAO FALE MAL DE NENHUM GATINHO” and reacting strongly to perceived injustice against others.
Weaknesses:
- Verbally-aggressive: Frequently uses harsh insults and hostile language like “vai te fuder vagabunda desgraçada MORRA SE MATE” and “SE MATAAAAAAA”.
- Violent-wishing: Repeatedly expresses wishes for others to die or be harmed, such as “Eu espero tanto que esse cara se mate” and “Que o Nikolas Ferreira escorregue no asfalto e que venha um carro e passe por cima dele sem querer e mate ele”.
- Prejudiced-language: Uses demeaning generalizations toward groups, e.g., “opinião burra de homem no geral não importa, ainda mais se for homem baixo de 1,50, ai a opinião nao vale de porra nenhuma” and “O q esperar de brasileiro ne, tudo burro pra caralho”.
- Intolerance: Shows strong rejection toward certain beliefs and people, such as “cristão tem mais eh q se fuder” and rigid dismissal of others’ preferences in music and lifestyle.
- Impulsiveness: Reacts quickly and extremely to online situations, often with intense hostility in replies like “Pq ainda não enfiaram a porrada nessa desgraçada ????“ rather than measured responses.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the heavy swearing and dark humor, this user is fundamentally opinionated, politically aware, and values ethics, which aligns most with Lisa Simpson. She has strong, explicit stances on politics and social issues, calling out Bolsonaristas and corrupt politicians, as in “Votei no Lula pq era menos pior que o bosta do bolsonaro mas vamo combinar que os dois sao uma praga.” and “Red pill só fez aumentar o feminicídio”, much like Lisa’s constant criticism of injustice. She is also reflective and emotionally intense, mentioning dreams about a deceased friend and how spending time with a friend helped her mood in “Hoje eu acordei muito mal… Mas acabei passando o dia com minha amiga e isso me fez muito bem.”, echoing Lisa’s mix of melancholy and deep connections. Her love of books and how a novel might “change the chemistry of [her] brain” in “Lendo A Paciente Silenciosa e to sentindo que esse livro vai mudar a quimica do meu cerebro” also fits Lisa’s bookish, introspective side. Lisa with fewer filters and a lot more profanity is still Lisa at the core: fiercely moral, intellectual, politically engaged, and emotionally intense.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show strong Extraversion: they constantly engage with discourse, react to others, and openly share day-to-day feelings, like talking about their birthday cake themes and social life in “Tentando decidir se meu bolo vai ser de Delena (tvd), edward e bella (crepusculo), metallica ou pretty little liars” and their Instagram engagement in “Meu engajamento no instagram ta nas alturas desde domingo”. Their focus on meanings, vibes, and underlying dynamics over concrete data points to Intuition: they talk about energy attached to second-hand clothes in “ODEIO BRECHÓ, só de pensar na hipótese de usar roupa usada de alguém me da arrepios. Eu acredito demais em energia” and how a book will “change the chemistry” of their brain in “Lendo A Paciente Silenciosa e to sentindo que esse livro vai mudar a quimica do meu cerebro”. The emotional, value‑driven tone and intense moral reactions indicate Feeling over Thinking, especially in tweets like “É lamentável abrir os comentários desse post e ler vários tweets de homens tentando colocar a culpa na mulher. Isso é inacreditável e inaceitável.” and “Se realmente existe um Deus, eu duvido muito que ele estaria do lado dessa gente de coração ruim e alma podre.”. Their behavior is spontaneous and responsive rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they admit inconsistency in routine in “Essa semana so fiz atividade fisica 4x e a dieta foi pro caralho. Preciso melhorar” and casually confess not studying much for a big exam in “se eu que não estudei pro concurso da UNIRIO tenho ctz q tirei nota boa”. Altogether, this combination of outward expressiveness, abstract/emotional emphasis, strong value judgments, and flexible lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘metallicasexual’ and James is the man of your life, can I at least audition to be your opening act while we watch that AWMH show you tweeted about on 2026-01-31?
- You said on 2026-01-25 that staying home with wine and books makes you ‘so happy’ — how about we add ‘A Paciente Silenciosa’ and one quietly obsessed guy who’s only loud when Metallica starts playing?
- You survived a new workout that left you trembling (2026-01-30), quit smoking for two months (2026-02-07), and still have energy to roast bolsonaristas and Nikolas Ferreira (2026-01-23/24) — are you sure your next PR shouldn’t be lifting my standards for partners?
- Since you’re planning a birthday cake with Delena, Edward & Bella, Metallica or PLL (2026-01-18), I think the real choice is obvious: let’s put our picture on the rice paper and call it ‘Larissa & the guy who finally understood her Metallicaverse’.
- You don’t eat beans because they wreck you (2026-01-24), you’re spiritual enough to love macumba (2026-01-27), and you refuse to count fruit calories (2026-02-13); I’m just saying, if we ever date, the only thing I’ll be counting is how many times I get to call you ‘gostosa’ without getting subtweeted.
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25 • wine, books & heavy riffs • once lost a flight to The Eras Tour and still won’t forgive 123milhas • cat mom powering through brutal workouts– @metalupyourfass
Your signature cocktail
Metallica-Sexual Brain Chemistry Smash
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot to match her aggressive, zero-filter temper, like when she says “vai te fuder vagabunda desgraçada MORRA SE MATE” and “cristão tem mais eh q se fuder”. The blackberry and dark cherry reduction mirrors her gothic/metal vibe and obsession with Metallica and rock, as seen in “Eu ai, é sobre saber apreciar as variadas vertentes do rock/metal ✨✨✨” and “metallicasexual”. A spiced chili-honey syrup balances sweetness and burn, reflecting how she can be tender about her cats and friends while wishing the worst on politicians like in “MORRA NIKOLAS FERREIRA MORRAAAAA”. The red wine float nods to her cozy side, loving nights “ficar em casa bebendo vinho e lendo livros”, and the edible purple shimmer captures her favorite color and dramatic flair, echoing her belief that A Paciente Silenciosa will “mudar a quimica do meu cerebro”. Strong, slightly bitter, a little sweet, and very extra—this drink is basically her timeline in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline is dominated by highly confrontational, impulsive defenses of what they think is right, which is very Gryffindor. They repeatedly wish violent consequences on people they see as cruel or unjust, e.g. “Pq ainda não enfiaram a porrada nessa desgraçada ????” and “MORRA NIKOLAS FERREIRA MORRAAAAA”, which shows a reckless, hot-blooded drive to “fight the villain” rather than a calculated, Slytherin-style strategy. They also frame a lot of issues in moral terms and take very public stands, such as “É lamentável abrir os comentários desse post e ler vários tweets de homens tentando colocar a culpa na mulher. Isso é inacreditável e inaceitável.” and their repeated attacks on bolsonaristas like “Eu tenho nojo desse povo pqp… continuem assim e serão eternamente cornos”. There is some Hufflepuff-like loyalty and care (they’re protective of cats in “NAO FALE MAL DE NENHUM GATINHO” and clearly love their own pets and friends), but it’s expressed through fiery, confrontational outbursts. The overall pattern is a bold, morally charged, quick-to-anger personality that charges headfirst into conflict on behalf of their values, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Master of Puppets - Metallica
The best match is “Master of Puppets” because it combines aggression, intensity, and dark humor, which fits both their personality and their obsession with Metallica. They literally define their sexuality around the band in their bio: “sexualidade: metallicasexual”, and call James Hetfield “O HOMEM DA MINHA VIDA” in multiple tweets like “O HOMEM DA MINHA VIDA”. The song’s themes of being consumed and controlled by powerful forces mirror their own all‑in intensity toward music, politics, and pop culture, like when they go off on bolsonaristas: “Eu tenho nojo desse povo pqp” and “Que o Nikolas Ferreira escorregue no asfalto…”. The track’s relentless, uncompromising tone also matches the way they speak without filters, as seen in tweets like “vai te fuder vagabunda desgraçada MORRA SE MATE” and “Red pill só fez aumentar o feminicídio”. Finally, the dramatic, heavy, and iconic status of Master of Puppets fits someone who spends evenings drinking wine and reading while streaming metal shows: “Poucas coisas me deixam tao felizes quanto ficar em casa bebendo vinho e lendo livros” and “Vendo um show antigo da AWMH Foundation”.
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