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The user’s bio and tweets show a domineering, elitist, and misogynistic worldview that mirrors Mr. Burns' contempt for others and belief in his own superiority. For example, the tweet "Women are demons" and "Women aren't a part of 'society'" reflect a dehumanizing attitude similar to Burns' disdain for his workers. Their repeated calls for oppression, such as "Ban women from reading and writing" and "State mandated girlfriends as a form of psychiatric treatment," echo Burns' authoritarian streak. The user also boasts about being "right wing" and claims "White men should have everything good in the world handed to them," aligning with Burns' classist, supremacist outlook. Overall, the combination of hateful rhetoric, desire for control, and self‑appointed superiority best matches Mr. Burns.

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The user displays clear Extroversion, constantly broadcasting aggressive opinions and seeking public reaction (e.g., "Women are demons" and "good, good keep posting this more girls"). Their focus is on abstract, ideological frameworks rather than concrete details, such as discussing "synthetic wombs" and broad cultural critiques, indicating Intuition (N). They favor logical, blunt reasoning over emotional nuance, as seen in the unapologetic, rational‑sounding statements like "You aren't owed anything" and "Men can use their freedom for whatever they want". Finally, the decisive, structured nature of their messaging—making categorical claims and prescribing actions (e.g., "Never have female children", "Ban women from reading and writing")—reflects a Judging (J) preference for order and control.

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Tech enthusiast, futurist & AI advocate. Passionate about synthetic biology, free speech, and personal liberty. #Innovation– @MetaMetalic

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This brutal, high‑proof mix mirrors MetaMetalic’s aggressive, no‑apology stance, like the tweet “Men can use their freedom for whatever they want… Women aren't owed anything” (2025‑12‑04). The black walnut liqueur adds a bitter, ‘women are demons’ flavor, echoing the 2025‑08‑06 post ‘Women are demons’. The dash of Tabasco captures the incendiary tone of “Fucking feminist trash… replace them with migrants” (2025‑10‑09). Lime’s sharp bite reflects the cutting sarcasm in “womyn seething at my mere existence will always be hilarious to me” (2025‑11‑01). Overall the drink is strong, bitter, and experimental—just like the user’s online persona.

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The user repeatedly displays self‑serving ambition and a desire to dominate others, such as claiming "White men should have everything good in the world handed to them" (2025‑08‑02) and advocating that "women are demons" (2025‑08‑06), showing a ruthless, elitist mindset. Their tweets also reveal a cunning willingness to manipulate and control, e.g., "State mandated girlfriends as a form of psychiatric treatment" (2025‑08‑06) and "Men need to stop helping women and giving them resources" (2025‑11‑01), indicating a strategic approach to maintain personal advantage. Additionally, they exhibit a strong focus on personal power and superiority, evident in statements like "Men can use their freedom for whatever they want" (2025‑12‑04) and "boomers should be called 'the devil's generation'" (2025‑11‑01). These patterns of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑preservation align most closely with Slytherin traits.

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This song’s themes of social Darwinism and aggressive hierarchies mirror MetaMetalic's worldview, where he claims 'White men should have everything good in the world handed to them.' The industrial, abrasive sound matches his extreme hostility toward women, whom he describes as 'demons' and 'leeches upon' society. His desire for control, such as wanting to 'ban women from reading and writing' or 'physically disciplining' them, aligns with the song's exploration of power and the 'relative size of your steeple.' Ultimately, the song captures the 'edgelord' energy he admits to, while reflecting his belief that certain groups have 'no place here' in his idealized, rigid society.

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