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The user's chaotic, attention‑seeking, and impulsive style mirrors Bart's rebellious personality. Their frequent emotional outbursts, such as "Just let out the most pathetic scream playing silent hill f. Somebody hold me im SCARED" and "I hate naoya with a dying passion but I would kill people to defend my naoya loving oomfs," show a volatile, defiant tone similar to Bart's. They also threaten to block dissenters with statements like "im gonna block all alnst fans" and boast "im goated," reflecting Bart's confrontational, mischievous attitude. Additionally, the user openly admits to being "an attention whore" and constantly seeks validation (e.g., "who wanna be my yuri lover"), echoing Bart's craving for attention at school. These traits together make Bart Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent outward, social posts like "who wanna be my yuri lover" and "I love you. JK BUT IM OBSESSSED WITH UR ART..." indicate Extraversion. Their imaginative, abstract language such as the poetic "If I profane with my unworthiest hand…" and the creation of alternate‑universe (AU) story ideas shows a preference for Intuition. Strong emotional statements like "I hate naoya with a dying passion" and "my baby my love my libra twin i love you so much" reveal a Feeling decision‑making style. The chaotic, impulsive tone in tweets like "im an attention whore" and "im gonna block all alnst fans. if you say some dumbshit its on SIGHT" points to a Perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Artist, yuri fan, Toyhouse addict. I once sketched a full character in 30 mins after a Halloween shift. 🎨✨ #anime #design– @Mete_Apologist

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This cocktail, called "Wuklamat Star Elixir", blends dark black rum to echo the eerie vibes of Silent Hill and the haunting 'Uraume' persona, while lychee liqueur adds a sweet, yuri‑kissable softness reminiscent of the tweet "who wanna be my yuri lover". A splash of cherry blossom syrup references the recurring love for their characters, and a dash of fiery ginger mirrors the frantic energy of "wuk lamat 🥹🥹 wuklamat 🥹🥹". Edible glitter mimics the "tomb of the star" location and the sparkle of their art obsession, as they proudly proclaim "I have a crippling toyhouse addiction". The drink’s bright, bubbly finish captures the excitement of their "HAPPY HALLOWEEN! worked my first shift at my new job today .. it was so happy & joyous" moment. Together these layers reflect the chaotic, passionate, and whimsical vibe that runs through their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays ambition and a drive for personal success, as shown by "hey guys.. c0mms are open on vgen >.< #VGenOpen #VGen" and "my greed knows no bounds". Their willingness to use aggressive language and protect their beloved characters at any cost, e.g., "I hate naoya with a dying passion but i would kill people to defend my naoya loving oomfs," reflects the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and determination. They also demonstrate a strong desire for recognition and to be the center of attention, saying "im an attention whore" and "im goated," which aligns with Slytherin's ambition. While they show loyalty to certain characters, the dominant pattern of ambition, cunning self‑promotion, and a willingness to manipulate or block dissent points to Slytherin.

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The user’s self‑described "crippling toyhouse addiction" and constant need for validation ("im an attention whore") echo the outsider feeling in Radiohead’s "Creep". Their frequent expressions of anxiety and self‑destruction, like "Just let out the most pathetic scream playing Silent Hill F. Somebody hold me im SCARED" and "crying so hard i just hear my blood pumping in my ears", match the song’s lyric "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo" that captures feeling out of place. The obsessive love for fandom characters, seen in tweets such as "who wanna be my yuri lover" and "I’m obsessed with URAUME", reflects the yearning for acceptance that drives the narrator in the song. Their contradictory statements – "im goated" yet "I hate naoya with a dying passion" – illustrate the internal conflict and low self‑esteem that the song’s refrain underscores. All of these elements combine to make "Creep" a fitting anthem for their tumultuous online persona.

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