Metro__Goonin
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: His sharp humor shines in tweets like 'Wind breaker gotta be one of the worst names for a manga it’s like calling your series “farter.”'
- Passionate: He deeply engages with his hobbies, as seen in 'Taking a break from me2, started 13 sentinels it’s pretty cool.'
- Critical Thinker: He critiques media thoughtfully, such as 'Even if this didn’t have the live service stuff attached to it I still wouldn’t want it.'
- Unapologetic: He embraces his interests boldly, as shown in 'The lion listens to his weebshit in public without caring what the small dogs think.'
- Culturally Aware: He references niche internet culture often, like in 'Guy who’s only seen jjk whenever he sees a character with white hair “Hhhmmm im getting a lot of gojo vibes from him.”'
Weaknesses:
- Edgy Humor: His tweet 'The reason why there are women-only trains in Japan is to protect the men not the women' could be seen as unnecessarily provocative.
- Pessimistic: His tweet 'Can’t really be too bummed about this because I knew the franchise was dead when NEO flopped' reflects a tendency to focus on negatives.
- Overcritical: He frequently critiques media harshly, as seen in 'Three houses isn’t a very good game but it would’ve been a little bit better if I could marry the hot evil clown.'
- Controversial: Tweets like 'My bayonetta hot take is that she was only attractive as a loli' are likely to alienate some audiences.
- Cynical: His tweet 'Elon will ban you for saying you want to 🍇 him but idk what he expected when this site breaks weekly' reflects a jaded outlook.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Farquod's sarcastic, critical nature mirrors Comic Book Guy's personality. His tweet 'Three houses isn’t a very good game but it would’ve been a little bit better if I could marry the hot evil clown' reflects a similar hyper-critical attitude. Like Comic Book Guy, he immerses himself in niche media and isn't afraid to share controversial opinions, as seen in 'My bayonetta hot take is that she was only attractive as a loli.' Both thrive on being cultural commentators in their respective spheres.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Farquod's tweets reflect an ENTP personality: curious, witty, and critical. His extraversion is evident in his engagement with internet culture, like '#gooncasting.' His intuition shows in his sharp observations, such as 'Wind breaker gotta be one of the worst names for a manga it’s like calling your series “farter.”' His thinking nature drives his critiques, as in 'Conflicted on this, on one hand atlus is actually putting in effort into this.' Finally, his perceiving trait is reflected in his open-ended explorations of media and ideas.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Mass Effect game? Because you’ve got me choosing all the right dialogue options to win your heart.
- Are you anime Ms. Marvel? Because I’d watch your 'prostate of play' any day.
- Are you a Gundam? Because you’ve got my heart launching into space.
- Are you a Switch 2 box? Because even if you’re ugly, I’d still pick you up.
- Are you a Capcom game? Because I’d preorder you without a second thought.
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Your new Twitter bio
Gamer, anime connoisseur, and professional shitposter | Critiquing games, anime, and internet culture one tweet at a time | Formerly @Metro_Gooning | Laughing through the chaos.– @Metro__Goonin
Your signature cocktail
Goon Juice
The 'Goon Juice' reflects Farquod’s edgy, chaotic energy. Vodka represents his sharp humor, seen in 'Wind breaker gotta be one of the worst names for a manga it’s like calling your series “farter.”' Matcha nods to his anime references, like 'The lion listens to his weebshit in public without caring what the small dogs think.' Energy drink fuels his relentless engagement with internet culture, as in '#gooncasting.' Whipped cream adds an absurd twist, much like his tweet 'Drinking a machu matcha(it’s made with her breastmilk).' It’s a bold, chaotic concoction.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Farquod fits Slytherin for his cunning, ambition, and edgy humor. His tweet 'The reason why there are women-only trains in Japan is to protect the men not the women' showcases a provocative wit that aligns with Slytherin's boldness. His deep engagement with gaming and anime reflects ambition, as seen in 'Taking a break from me2, started 13 sentinels it’s pretty cool.' His unapologetic nature, like in 'The lion listens to his weebshit in public without caring what the small dogs think,' further solidifies this house.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The song's rebellious, sarcastic tone fits Farquod's edgy humor and critiques. His tweet 'The reason why there are women-only trains in Japan is to protect the men not the women' aligns with the song's irreverence. The lyrics' critique of societal norms mirrors his tweet 'Elon will ban you for saying you want to 🍇 him but idk what he expected when this site breaks weekly.'
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