Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative storyteller: Develops unique AU concepts like the “tattoo artist x florist” SMAU and Sims gameplay.
- Community oriented: Uses a “taglist” to keep readers updated and interacts via “straw.page”.
- Inclusive mindset: Expresses strong support for diversity, stating “i love all trans headcanons”.
- Empathetic viewer: Deeply connects with character emotions, such as “jane” or Will's “crying in the van”.
- Humorous personality: Uses self-deprecating humor regarding their “inner gay guy” and social media habits.
Weaknesses:
- Hyperbolic expression: Uses extreme language like “should i die” over minor technical inconveniences.
- Procrastination tendencies: Admits to having “so many fic ideas” while being overwhelmed by assignments.
- Social anxiety: Feels like they will be “publicly executed” for sharing opinions or jokes.
- Aggressive fandom stance: Displays hostility toward dissenting opinions, suggesting “will antis” don't deserve to live.
- Low aesthetic confidence: Claims to be “bad at being aesthetic” when attempting to make an intro post.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Gabe mirrors Lisa’s deeply empathetic and creative spirit, often channeling intense emotions into artistic fan projects and Social Media AUs (SMAUs). Like Lisa, they are highly protective of their favorite characters and social causes, stating “i love all trans headcanons everyone get more transgender” and expressing strong opinions against those they disagree with. Their tendency to feel things deeply, such as when they were “crying in the car and thought about will crying in the van”, reflects Lisa’s sensitive nature. Despite being “too busy w assignments”, Gabe remains dedicated to their intellectual and creative outlets, much like Lisa pursuing her saxophone and activism. Ultimately, their mix of social awareness, fan-work dedication, and occasional dramatic flair makes them a perfect match for the Stranger Things equivalent of Springfield's resident overachiever.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Gabe displays Introversion (I) by reflecting on solitary activities like “crying in the car and thinking about will crying in the van” and expressing anxiety about the social pressures of public posting. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their obsession with AU (alternate universe) concepts and headcanons, such as imagining “mike wheeler has an eyebrow piercing in my heart” rather than sticking to canon details. They are a clear Feeling (F) type, prioritizing deep emotional connections to characters and stating “loving will comes so naturally to mike and ive always loved that”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows through a spontaneous and slightly chaotic approach to content creation, such as “accidentally deleted my taglist should i die” or struggling to maintain an organized aesthetic.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Byler SMAU? Because I’m obsessed with you and I’m ready for a daily update.
- I’m no tattoo artist and you’re no florist, but I’d definitely skip my assignments to write a 10k word fic about us.
- Are we in the back of a van? Because I’m about to have a very emotional realization about how much I love you.
- I promise I’m not a Will anti, so does that mean I have a chance at being one of your babies?
- I’d never let you go through a follow limit alone—there’s enough love in my heart to crash the whole site for you.
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18 | he/any. Dedicated to Byler fics, smaus, and headcanons. When I’m not writing about Mike and Will, I'm accidentally deleting my taglists or playing The Sims.– @mexicnwillbyers
Your signature cocktail
The Van Scene Sours
This cocktail is a bittersweet mix designed for someone who feels “a little sick in my stomach” while watching edits but drinks it anyway. The smoky base honors Gabe's love for a “tattoo artist x florist” aesthetic, while the blue hue celebrates Gabe's push for everyone to “get more transgender”. It's a strong, experimental drink that perfectly captures the vibe of someone who was “crying in the car and thought about will crying in the van”. Serve it with a side of 'basemental drugs' for the full “byler in the sims” experience.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Gabe demonstrates the core Hufflepuff values of community building and radical inclusivity, as seen when he encourages others to “get more transgender” and advocates for the fair treatment of characters, wishing Jane could be “a normal girl without the weight of the world on her shoulders.” His dedication to his craft is evident through his work on 'SMAUs' (social media AUs) and fics, even when he is “too busy w assignments” to post as much as he'd like. Gabe is deeply loyal to his favorite characters, referring to them as “my babies” and expressing an overwhelming sense of affection by claiming his “follow limited cause theres too much love in my heart.” This combination of hard work, kindness, and deep-seated loyalty to his chosen family makes him a quintessential Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
A Match Into Water - Pierce the Veil
Gabe’s digital presence is a high-energy blend of angst and devotion centered around the Stranger Things 'Byler' ship. They describe themselves as having “too much love in my heart” while simultaneously posting dramatic sentiments like “accidentally deleted my taglist should i die”. The song’s intensity matches their creative output, specifically their “tattoo artist x florist” Social Media AU and their deep empathy for Will Byers, noting they were “crying in the car and thought about will crying in the van”. Ultimately, the song’s post-hardcore emotional stakes mirror Gabe’s self-proclaimed status as someone who “already brought out my inner gay guy” and thrives on fandom intensity.
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