Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Metal Gear and gaming, e.g. detailed Raiden praise in “Another reason why Raiden is the best.” and listing all the Snakes in “It’s crazy how many Snakes there are in Metal Gear.”
- Protective friend: Cuts off people over inappropriate content, as in “Oomf put porn on my tl. Sorry but I gotta remove you now”, and calls out disturbing behavior in “He does know that she’s 11 right?”.
- Humorous critic: Uses humour while criticising games and media, like mocking Fortnite downtime in “Epic Games employees when they realise that downtimes are to actually work on the game…” and Starlink in “Got put on Starlink… It’s by far absolute fucking dogshit”.
- Boundary setter: Clearly states what he won’t tolerate, e.g. distancing from a problematic account in “If you follow Pequod, unfollow him now or I’m blocking you.” and removing someone over TL porn in “Oomf put porn on my tl. Sorry but I gotta remove you now”.
- Engaged commentator: Actively engages with events and culture, from music discourse in “How the fuck did this beat Keith? #Hottest100” to gaming collabs in “Best Fortnite collab of all time and you cannot prove me wrong”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent strong profanity and aggressive tone, like “It’s by far absolute fucking dogshit” and “You genuinely have to kill them”, can come off as hostile.
- Public callouts: Directly targets individuals in public, e.g. “How are you gonna have me blocked but continue to tag me for giveaways… @hannan73079” and “Not a pedophile trying to call me a tourist lmao”, which can escalate drama.
- Judgmental tone: Comments can sound dismissive or contemptuous, like calling the Hottest 100 “just TikTok slop” and mocking limited MGS knowledge in “This mf only played 2 metal gear games and thinks he knows all about it”.
- Conflict oriented: Tends to frame interactions as battles or fights, e.g. “Fighting my way through Metal Gear Arsenal” and threatening blocks in “If you follow Pequod, unfollow him now or I’m blocking you.”.
- Hyperbolic reactions: Uses extreme phrasing that may overshadow the message, such as “THANK FUCK!” and “This shit is not funny bro”, which can make nuanced points seem less measured.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of edgy humor, impulsiveness, and a tendency to call people out. Like Bart, they’re irreverent and confrontational, openly roasting others such as when they say “How are you gonna have me blocked but continue to tag me for giveaways that you will never win?” and “Not a pedophile trying to call me a tourist lmao”. They also show that chaotic teen energy in gaming and pop culture obsessions, flexing their Metal Gear knowledge with tweets like “It’s crazy how many Snakes there are in Metal Gear.” and joking about AI and manipulation in “Normalise manipulating AI meatriders with AI copies of their loved ones”. The swearing, trolling, and dramatic reactions — for example “Got put on Starlink… It’s by far absolute fucking dogshit” — fit Bart’s rebellious, loud, and unapologetic style. At the same time, their specific nerd passions (Metal Gear, Fortnite collabs, wrestling, and music rankings like “How the fuck did this beat Keith? #Hottest100”) show the kind of obsessive fanboy intensity Bart often has for his own hobbies.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introvert over extrovert: most tweets center on solitary activities like gaming and personal media preferences rather than social gatherings, e.g. focusing on Metal Gear marathons and future single‑player plans in “I will be playing Devil May Cry and Splinter Cell after I finish with Metal Gear”. Their interests and comments are grounded in concrete experiences and objects more than abstract theorizing, like specific game scenes and merch in “Fighting my way through Metal Gear Arsenal” and “Imagine Metal Gear wave 2 drops this season and we get Phantom Pain Revolver Ocelot, so that way Troy Baker has 2 characters to voice”, suggesting Sensing. The tone is blunt, critical, and logic‑oriented, often calling out behavior without cushioning feelings, as in “Oomf put porn on my tl. Sorry but I gotta remove you now” and “If you follow Pequod, unfollow him now or I’m blocking you. I ain’t having this shit in association with me”, which aligns with Thinking. They seem more spontaneous and reactive than structured or plan‑driven; their feed is full of in‑the‑moment reactions to games, internet drama, and music rankings, such as “8GB update and they still fuck it up” and “Got put on Starlink around Boxing Day, for what’s meant to be the best internet ever. It’s by far absolute fucking dogshit”, reflecting a Perceiving flexibility and here‑and‑now focus. Combining introversion, concrete gamer/metal interests, blunt logical criticism, and a spontaneous online presence, ISTP fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You taking out 25 Metal Gear Rays in MGS2 before the cybernetics is wild, but I’m tryna see if you can solo a boss battle called ‘First Date With Me’ — no continues, just vibes.
- You said Bundaberg Ginger Beer… so when are we testing if it pairs well with an Australian metalhead gamer ranting about how Triple J turned the Hottest 100 into TikTok slop? I’ll bring the drinks, you bring the hot takes.
- The way you defended Raiden, listed every Snake, and roasted the guy who only played two Metal Gears… I don’t wanna be like him, so how about we start with Level 1: getting to know each other?
- You blocked someone for putting porn on your TL and you’re calling out creeps over 11-year-olds — honestly, your standards are harder than CH5:S2 Myths & Mortals. I’d like to apply for the role of ‘non-creepy oomf’ if the position’s still open.
- You’re planning Devil May Cry and Splinter Cell after Metal Gear — how about a co-op run where we sneak into a festival, mosh to Bring Me The Horizon, then debrief by ranking every Metal Gear collab and Fortnite collab like it’s a codec call?
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Your new Twitter bio
21 • Aussie • Metal Gear apologist, Fortnite ranter & Bundaberg ginger beer enjoyer. Once took out 25 Metal Gear Rays (in my headcanon).– @MGJackRipper
Your signature cocktail
High Frequency Snakebite
The Bundaberg Ginger Beer base is a nod to their Aussie roots and that proudly posted bottle of “Bundaberg Ginger Beer”, giving the drink a fizzy, no-nonsense hometown kick. Overproof spiced rum channels their loud, chaotic energy and love of metal, gaming, and calling shit out, like when they went off about Starlink being “absolute fucking dogshit” and Fortnite updates being busted in an “8GB update and they still fuck it up” rant. Blood orange liqueur adds a dramatic, slightly edgy sweetness, fitting someone who worships Raiden and Metal Gear lore, from “Another reason why Raiden is the best” to laughing at all the different Snakes in “It’s crazy how many Snakes there are in Metal Gear.”. Activated charcoal syrup gives the drink a stealthy, cyber-ninja look, echoing their Metal Gear Arsenal grind in “Fighting my way through Metal Gear Arsenal” and their #NewProfilePic lore of “POV: you’re an AI copy of Rose”. Finally, a dash of bitters and a squeeze of lime represents their sharp, sometimes brutal honesty—whether roasting pedos in “Not a pedophile trying to call me a tourist lmao” or being ruthless about blocking people over “porn on my tl”—balancing the sweetness with a sour, cutting edge.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Raiden shows a strong Gryffindor-style tendency to confront things head-on and publicly call out behavior he finds wrong or creepy, like when he highlights someone interacting inappropriately with a minor: “He does know that she’s 11 right?” and “Not a pedophile trying to call me a tourist lmao”. He’s also quick to cut ties or draw hard boundaries when his principles are crossed, as seen in “If you follow Pequod, unfollow him now or I’m blocking you. I ain’t having this shit in association with me” and “Oomf put porn on my tl. Sorry but I gotta remove you now”, which suggests moral courage and impulsive decisiveness more than careful diplomacy. His aggressive, somewhat confrontational tone toward people blocking him yet tagging him in giveaways — “How are you gonna have me blocked but continue to tag me for giveaways that you will never win?” — also fits the bold, outspoken Gryffindor archetype. Finally, his fixation on heroic, combat-heavy franchises like Metal Gear and his admiration for Raiden’s feats — “Another reason why Raiden is the best… he canonically took out 25 Metal Gear Ray units all by himself” — align with a heroic, bravery-centered mindset that is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than the more calculating Ravenclaw or Slytherin approach.
Your movie
Your song
The Only Thing I Know for Real - Logan Mader & Jamie Christopherson (Metal Gear Rising OST)
A track from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance fits them perfectly because their entire online persona orbits Metal Gear and specifically Raiden, from their username and name to tweets like “Another reason why Raiden is the best.” and “Fun Fact: Raiden is only a twink to appeal to female gamers.”. The song’s aggressive, metal-driven sound mirrors their love of metal and their intense, blunt tone in posts like “Got put on Starlink... It’s by far absolute fucking dogshit” and “If you follow Pequod, unfollow him now or I’m blocking you. I ain’t having this shit in association with me”. Lyrically, it’s about conviction and cutting through lies, which matches how they call out creeps and pedophiles in tweets like “He does know that she’s 11 right?” and “Not a pedophile trying to call me a tourist lmao”. The song’s association with high-intensity combat and cybernetic Raiden reflects their gaming tastes and posts like “Fighting my way through Metal Gear Arsenal”, making it an ideal musical embodiment of their vibe. Their mix of humor, aggression, and dedication to peak gaming moments, seen in “And oomf says they don’t care about peak so you genuinely have to kill them”, fits the over-the-top, dramatic energy of this track.
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